Listen Jack, thanks to the American Rescue Plan, 2 of the 55 collapsing bridges in your state will be repaired by 2039, and a new solar panel farm that covers 1.15% of Stateslahoma energy consumption will be online by 2035

"Groceries are squeezing my wallet and I don't think my kids will be able to buy a home. What's your plan for..."

Listen you stupid low information bastard. I just told you all of the Biden-Harris administrations greatest achievements. Why aren't you paying attention? Israel is getting another $15 billion by the way. Thanks for your vote

Does this genocidal asshole really not want to fuck off into the sunset? He wants to be the proverbial cowboy clutching the reigns of an exhausted horse for 4 more years?

Really???

He's seriously not trying his absolute best not to throw this election to his bottom of the barrel competition?

10% of me believes he would be so pissed if he won reelection and have to do another tiktok video about the Superbowl

Jen O’Malley Dillon, the campaign chairwoman, said Trump appears to have little interest in attracting voters beyond his most faithful base.

“We know that he lost in 2020,” she said. “In order to win, he’s got to expand his base of voters to find new people to be with him. And that is not something he’s shown that he’s really focused on.”

Sure, that's the only way Trump can win...it's certainly not like there was just a mass grassroots movement where 100,000s of people, who previously voted for Biden, took the time to vote for 'anyone but Biden'

joe you gangrenous spawn of beelzebub where's my fucking stimulus check

joe biden retire bitch

Literally the only positive thing in the world is that Biden is actively suffering. Doesn’t compensate for the rest. But at least it’s something.

was the sun going down when he was getting angry and anxious by any chance?

If you hate this so much, just quit and enjoy retirement. Nobody's forcing you to run for President.

i like how i can go on reddit and read the "secret Trump tape reveals Trump is STUPID" and "leaked doctor's note reveals Trump is FAT" headlines, and then i come here for the opposite

Huh, so is he gonna stop funding genocide? Is he gonna end student loans? Let women get abortion healthcare at military bases? Stack the court? Stop giving military equipment to police? Give me $1200? Federally legalize pot and pardon all cannabis possession/distribution charges?

He barely scraped by in 2020, and that was with people expecting steps towards free college, defunding the police, freeing the migrant concentration camps, and free healthcare. Since then he has only demotivated the base.

Hey congrats that's how we've felt as you enthusiastically jump on rakes in what appears to be an attempt to lose the easiest election since 2016.

President Joe Biden was seething.

New tag line?

Skill issue. Shouldn't have supported a genocide 🤷

fuck off Genocide Joe

I hope every second of his life is miserable.

Old man screams at cloud because of his polling numbers.

History suggests it will be tough for him to recover. Biden’s 38% approval rating at this stage in the calendar is lower than that of the last three presidents who went on to lose re-election: Trump (48%), George H.W. Bush (39%) and Jimmy Carter (43%), according to Gallup survey data.

I hope he continues to feel increasingly anxious until he has a heart attack. Bullying works folks

This demented bitch could always retire with all the cash received from AIPAC and/or ADL yet running for one more term. Very astounding.

Yes, well, having a brain riddled with holes and purple mice is generally pretty bad for getting elected, especially when said cheese brain is telling him to double and triple down on supporting and participating in a genocide.

He told me to sign up for a thing for student loan relief, but when I did all that happened was that all those loan companies that had completely forgotten about me for years are now hitting me up constantly.

Like thanks Brandon, even your "student loan relief" is fucking me over.