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[–] VolcanoWonderpants 78 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Was this on Reddit? I know there are some communities there that actively reward users with upvotes for ragebaitey content.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 61 points 8 months ago

Oh you mean all of them?

[–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 10 points 8 months ago

Yep, reddit content... just thought it was intersting.

[–] thawed_caveman@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I know we are the BetterThanReddit website, but let's not act like Lemmy is immune from this

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Lemmy isn't any better than reddit is.

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[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 69 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Gotta be trolling, right? Right?

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 43 points 8 months ago

Well, those pregnancy hormones can bring on some unhinged thought patterns but this is Disney villain levels.

[–] PapaStevesy@midwest.social 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, the fiancΓ© misspellings give it away, too intentional.

[–] MadBob@feddit.nl 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

It also seems like they want someone to reply "*fiancΓ©" so people can reply in turn like "out of all the problems you could have with this story..."

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[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 62 points 8 months ago (2 children)

"AITA"

But yeah, I don't think this is real.

[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It sounds too extreme to be real.

That said, my mother lost her mother when she was 4 years old. Her mom took her own life, my mom witnessed the aftermath and was already traumatized as hell.

My grandfather remarried and that woman did everything she could to get rid of my mom.

People can become better, and my step grandmother did. She apologized to my mom and owned what she did, and she was pretty good with me and my siblings when we were growing up.

The shit she put my mom through was insane. She told my mom that her mom was in hell burning because she killed herself. My mom and her step siblings got lice at school and she shaved my mom’s head but not theirs (12 years old too, so she got bullied on top of that humiliation), told my mom she looked too much like her mom and was ugly (and honestly, my mother was one of the most beautiful people around. When I was growing up I heard comments constantly, β€œBro! Your sister is hot!” β€œThat’s my mom jackass!”)

The list goes on and on. She succeeded in getting rid of my mom when she hit about 13. My mom’s youngest sibling was more than 10 years older than her, so she spent her teens moving around between her older brother and sisters until she married at 16, and has been on her own since.

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago

Yes, the evil stepmother trope certainly exists for a reason. I myself had... well there's plenty of evil to go round. Can I interest you in a chocolate covered pretzel? If this one doesn't ring especially true to me, that's not to say these people don't exist.

[–] VinnyDaCat@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, probably Poe's Law. Probably.

[–] nxdefiant@startrek.website 4 points 8 months ago

I've known people this vapid, even if it's fake, this has absolutely happened.

[–] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 60 points 8 months ago

Man, is that guy screwed. What a horrible, horrible person. And he's having a kid with her so she's going to be in his life even if he bailed on the marriage (which I hope he did).

[–] SternburgExport@feddit.de 49 points 8 months ago

I drink a lot. Mostly to forget.

But sometimes I drink so much, I don't remember what I was trying to forget.

Now I remember.

I need a drink.

jokes aside please don't let this shit be real

[–] AdmiralShat@programming.dev 47 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] Cryophilia@lemmy.world 31 points 8 months ago (2 children)

100%. People like this exist, but they're rare and they know better than to admit to this shit blatantly.

[–] slowwooderrunsdeep@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago

Are they that rare? And do they really know to keep things like this under wraps? It seems like our social filters have all gone out the window the last eight years.

She can’t spell fiancΓ© correctly despite several attempts and having autocorrect. I think it’s entirely possible that she’s just dumb, selfish and insecure.

[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

Yeah, there's a reason fairytales like "cinderella" exist

[–] clockwork_octopus@lemmy.world 41 points 8 months ago

Some people shouldn’t have children.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 37 points 8 months ago

Well that's fairly rage inducing.

[–] discordatia@lemmy.world 31 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Everybody is like "This is totally rage bait!" and while, yes, it probably is, this is more common than you'd think. My step-dad tried everything to get my mom to give me up. And treated me like shit. She stayed with him and had two kids by him, but I grew up being treated like an afterthought by both of them. Now I'm 30 and no contact with my mom, meanwhile he's six feet under. And he deserved it.

[–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

Man... excuse my French, but your mother is... I would rather not say it...

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[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 8 months ago (1 children)

This troll has to be so happy to see their troll post still lives. Let it die.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

This is literally the plot to Snow White.

Shit posters are gonna shit post.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.ca 21 points 8 months ago (2 children)

You'd think they'd talk about this before she got pregnant.

[–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 6 points 8 months ago

Not enough real world social engineering dating experience leads to this... as it did with me as well.

[–] RogueBanana@lemmy.zip 6 points 8 months ago

So the poor guy can escape? Nah gotta chain him before you reveal how horrible you are.

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 17 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)
[–] Jackcooper@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

Or maybe a bear or something

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 15 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

This reads like most fake-ass rage bait on reddit. Please tell me Lemmy isn't going to start lapping this shit up too..

My advice is that she get help from a therapist that specializes in cluster B personality disorders. Preferably all of them 'cuz holy fuck.

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 12 points 8 months ago

I like to think "faincΓ©" use pronounced like "fancy".

[–] FiniteBanjo 10 points 8 months ago (2 children)

This is the animal part of the human brain. It is the enemy. In the vast majority of people, it is winning.

[–] steeznson@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago

Exactly! This is why fairy tales feature wicked step mothers.

[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

The caveman part of my brain says that you're a grugn, bash!

Frankly his decorum is improving.

[–] RogueBanana@lemmy.zip 9 points 8 months ago

You hear about these people once in a while but to see one actually write it out for everyone to see is a new low

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 8 points 8 months ago (6 children)

I don't care if it's ragebait, bluntly, anyone who gets into a relationship with someone who has children, and you're "not the step-parent type".... Break off the relationship and dig a hole. Go lay in it and let the earth retake you. You're more valuable as fertilizer than as a person.

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[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

Is this loss?

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