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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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[–] DoctorWhookah@sh.itjust.works 55 points 7 months ago (1 children)

My dad used an expression: as fucked up as a soup sandwich. I think this is worse.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 15 points 7 months ago

Before seeing this abomination, I would have just imagined a clam chowder bread bowl. And those rock.

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 29 points 7 months ago (1 children)

OPENUPTHEBREADANDPUTONBEANSPROUTS

BEANSPROUTS

[–] match@pawb.social 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

WHYDYOUPUTTHEBEANSPROUTSONTHESANDWICH

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago
[–] TragicNotCute@lemmy.world 26 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

This article about them is pretty hilarious in spots.

We would dutifully order our sandwiches and about ten seconds into eating his, my dad, with some gooey bean sprouts hanging out of one corner of his mouth, would get this look on his face like he had just chugged some unadulterated lemon juice mixed with vinegar. “See,” my mother would chide him, “you don’t like them.” Nevertheless, we’d find ourselves back at Salem Lowe the following winter.

But here’s the thing. I wouldn’t say that I love the taste of a chop suey sandwich either. I dare say that virtually everyone who lives on Boston’s North Shore would agree with me.

They didn’t like it and contend that no one really does, but they keep going back to order them.

https://www.aboutthemeparks.fun/p/i-got-a-chop-suey-sandwich-for-fathers

[–] JohnnyEnzyme@lemm.ee 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

They didn’t like it and contend that no one really does, but they keep going back to order them.

That would make for a good post theme: "Why do people keep going back for food they don't like?"

Off the top of my head I'm thinking about stuff like fruitcakes, chalk-tasting valentines hearts, candy corn for Halloween... except those all have a holiday / special day theme. Hmm...

[–] MrBusiness@lemmy.zip 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Gotta sprinkle a little crack into the mix to get em coming back for more

[–] JohnnyEnzyme@lemm.ee 3 points 7 months ago

Good point in reality.
Don't some fast food joints (like McD's) add artificial flavoring agents to the hot food such that they get diffused in to the air, whetting peoples taste buds?

Point is that the food never quite tastes as good as it smells, and in fact might make you feel downright badly afterwards. Yet next time you pass by, you might just smell those delicious smells and make the same bad decision again.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Maggots, Michael... You're eating maggots.

How do they taste?

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[–] Gerudo@lemm.ee 16 points 7 months ago

Jesus christ, that's food?

[–] orphiebaby@lemm.ee 12 points 7 months ago

I wanted to downvote this until I saw the community it was posted to.

[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago

Looks like maggots took over a cheeseburger

[–] Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

Are they even aware that chop Suey contains vegetables and sauce and flavor?

[–] Glitch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Not even a Klingon would eat that and it looks a lot like Gagh

[–] gregorum@lemm.ee 4 points 7 months ago

Of course not. It’s dead.

[–] 8000gnat@reddthat.com 10 points 7 months ago

pass the unsee juice please

[–] morphballganon@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Man, Maine and Oregon love having city names in common.

[–] revlayle@lemm.ee 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Massachusetts: Am I a joke to you?

[–] LeroyJenkins@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

they're a joke to most

[–] laverabe@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)
[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 7 months ago

All five boroughs of New York City have their own Main Streets.

[–] IsThisAnAI@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Food in Maine is mostly garbage. Lots of small shops that just put lobster rolls on the menu and let tourism do its thing keeping them in business.

Reds is absolute garbage by the way.

[–] r4venw@kbin.social 2 points 7 months ago

Shhh don't tell the paying customers that!

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Wait, is that the maggot cheese I've heard about?

[–] DannyMac@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Did you recently watch that Sam O'Nella about banned foods too? I had heard about that cheese before the video, but it would be a funny (and gross) coincidence that I encountered two mentions of that cheese in less than 24 hours

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

I, too, enjoy wet bread.

Just kidding, I don't. Because I'm normal.

[–] CPMSP@midwest.social 6 points 7 months ago

BURN THE WITCH!

[–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 7 months ago

Oh look, snot and worms. How delightful!

[–] JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

I didn’t realize you enjoyed eating vurms.

[–] LeroyJenkins@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago (2 children)

expecting good food in New England was a mistake to begin with

[–] squiblet@kbin.social 6 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Not so sure about Maine but southern New England is awesome for pizza, bagels and sandwiches.

[–] r4venw@kbin.social 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Portland Maine has some amazing restaurants. Not sure what that guy's talking about

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[–] qbus@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago (9 children)

Southern New England is good for pizza? I think you're confusing. New York City with New England.

[–] IsThisAnAI@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

Connecticut. New haven is fantastic.

[–] squiblet@kbin.social 1 points 7 months ago

Connecticut.

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[–] LeroyJenkins@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

only someone from New England and not well traveled would say this though. if you've gone around the block, pizza and bagels are relatively mediocre if not borderline poor there and a coastal town that has good sandwiches is literally true across North America. so sure, if you're from Worcester or something and never gone anywhere outside of new England, then sure, southern New England has great food!

[–] squiblet@kbin.social 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

No, in real life I’ve traveled through 45 states and lived in 10. Not from New England either. No idea what you’re talking about really, but just so you know, you’re wrong. Mainly I’m talking about Connecticut and Boston. I don’t have any illusions that there’s great cuisine in Vermont or rural Maine or some shit.

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[–] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 months ago (3 children)

There's good food in New England, just not this crap.

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[–] cosmictrickster@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

W…why did anyone even buy this?

[–] ModsAreCopsACAB@lemm.ee 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

This is a vomit sandwich.

You vomit before eating it, you eat vomit, and you vomit afterwards.

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[–] theodewere@kbin.social 2 points 7 months ago

clear cause for a Sandwich Inquisition

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago

I'm probably gonna head to Fall River, MA for a chow mein sandwich instead

[–] riodoro1@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Double the maggots please.

[–] LodeMike 1 points 7 months ago
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