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[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 62 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I'm a bit of a hillbilly and I know like seven guys who look exactly like the dude on the right

[–] Okkai@lemm.ee 23 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I swear I used to work with that guy in eastern Kentucky

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 19 points 7 months ago (2 children)

This man is definitely from the Indiana, Ohio, Kentucky tristate area.

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago

I went to school with both of them dudes in Texas.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

100% but not cincy, dayton, or Louisville. Bumfuck near there.

And yeah he never believes when you tell him all 3 states fought for the union

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[–] Suburbanl3g3nd@lemmings.world 3 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I'm not a hillbilly and I know at least 7 guys who look like the dude on the right lol

[–] jeremyparker@programming.dev 5 points 6 months ago

Chicagoan here, chiming in: I saw this guy like 4 times on my way to work this morning.

[–] Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 4 points 6 months ago

Half of fuckin Glasgow looks like the guy on the right

[–] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 52 points 7 months ago (3 children)

they have a confed flag and their parents are worried about dip?

am i missing something here?

[–] So_zetta_slowpoke@lemmy.world 44 points 7 months ago (3 children)

I mean, who do you think bought them the flag? 🤷‍♂️

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 27 points 7 months ago

Passed down through the family...

Same people who bought them the dip in reality.

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[–] tombruzzo@lemm.ee 38 points 7 months ago (1 children)

They're worried their parents will steal their dip

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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 49 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 29 points 7 months ago (1 children)

As a 38 year single male this is very important information. (I say as I hit the bong)

[–] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 24 points 7 months ago (2 children)

You just mean 'A' bong right? Or do you actually have 'THE' bong in your possession?

[–] A_N_O_N@sh.itjust.works 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] Sidyctism@feddit.de 7 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] A_N_O_N@sh.itjust.works 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The one bong to rule all bongs

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] A_N_O_N@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] bartolomeo@suppo.fi 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

But they were all of them deceived, for another bong was made.

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[–] Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

The BoD? Made from a black horn? Green smoke?

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[–] grue@lemmy.world 20 points 7 months ago

What a dipshit.

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 20 points 6 months ago

Kyle on the right there is carrying some serious emotional trauma from the things he's done to hyde dip from his parents.

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Meanwhile, crypto edgelords...

How to BUY the dip from your parents

[–] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Looking at those kids, I'm assuming their dad just steels it from the 7-11 he works at.

[–] MrBusiness@lemmy.zip 10 points 7 months ago

steels

Gotta use the good barricades

[–] Paradachshund 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Dip sounds like drugs but I have no idea which kind.

[–] Starkstruck@lemmy.world 32 points 7 months ago (3 children)

I think it's another word for chewing tobacco?

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 18 points 7 months ago

Chawin tobaccer.

[–] jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Yep. Chewing tobacco (go check out Red Man), or chaw, is coarsely chopped. Dip (fucking Skoal wintergreen, I can still smell it just thinking about it) is much more finely chopped. I believe chewing tobacco has fallen out of favor, but I still see a lot of dip rings in people's pants.

Chaw is usually chewed a little to release some flavor before putting it between your gums and cheek. Dip is just placed directly there. You get flavor and nicotine. Always spit, never swallow.

I'm actually jealous of people who have never had the need to know the difference.

[–] evranch@lemmy.ca 7 points 7 months ago

Here in Canada "chew" refers almost exclusively to snuff (which is what you guys call dip. Real snuff is called "sniffing snuff" and is super rare lol)

If you want a real chew it's just called Red Man or "Red Man style" and it pretty much has to be smuggled from the US. The market is almost entirely dominated here by Copenhagen.

I've been away from nicotine for years but on the rare chance that someone offers me a chew of Red Man I'll go for it. That stuff is pretty good

[–] jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 7 months ago

The biggest difference is that chewing tobacco smells like rasins, but tastes like literal ass.

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

TexasDrunk

For some reason I understand and agree with you, as a northron Blueneck! Mystery why!

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

For Europeans: it's like snus

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[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 13 points 6 months ago (3 children)

That fucking flag man... What was it like 6 years? MuH hErItAgE!

The vast majority of my families ancestry comes from Italy, but as an American from a family who has been here for over 100 years, keeping an Italian flag just feels incredibly stupid and "fake" to me.

[–] IzzyJ@lemmy.world 17 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The Wii U outlived the confederacy

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

It also had about 5 million more people who owned one compared to people in the Confederacy.

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[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

Get Big League Chew instead.

[–] RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

Put it on YouTube!

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

Just swallow it. Easy peasy

[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

I smoked as a teen. Who am I to hate on other people's gross habits?

I will say, though, hope you guys look forward to the lingering ghost of addiction as it haunts you the rest of your days.

[–] penquin@lemm.ee 6 points 7 months ago

Bruh, this is hilarious. I laughed so hard 😂

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

It looks like Andy Milonakis and that other kid ("T-dog") from Waiting.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Bwhahaha I am a parent and have infiltrated their secret organization.

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