Imagine being such a a cuck that you go to a celebration that was put on by the people who gave more money and political cover to the people who killed your brother.
"We should all agree: The answer is not to defund the police. The answer is to fund the police. Fund them with resources and training they need to protect our communities."
Every officer everywhere should have their own Abrams tank that is filled to the brim with grenades, 50cal guns, and should come with a mobile orphan crushing machine. Every beat cop needs to bring back ten scalps daily or they don't get their free Timmy's coffee
Jesus christ
I thought it was exaggerating, but he legit is just standing there rock still like a wax dummy, and then that initial sideways look
This man's brain is pudding
Can’t blame him honestly. Who hasn’t felt so alienated and awkward that they froze up at a party? You tankies will attack Biden for anything.
Defending Biden's clear mental decline as neurodivergence is some fucked twitter/Tumblr energy we have just lathed into being 
Committing genocide is just a sign that he thinks differently sweaty.
This doesn't look that different from how Mcconnell was freezing up a few months back, and they're not far off in age.
It's still wild to me how this fucking segregationist became like the first "black" president.
Clinton was the first black president for... reasons, I suppose
Every president that has token gestures towards black people while still writing law that hurts them gets the label of the first.
so thomas jefferson, first black president then?
Is he going to make it to the election?
I do wonder if there would be enough of a rally around her in response to Biden's death that could overcome the disadvantages of a racist, sexist electorate. Because otherwise, I just see her getting destroyed.
had to exit the primary before it went to her own state because her polling was so bad 
Oh yeah, totally... but! USian 
go into super activation mode in the face of "tragedy." And again, we're only really talking about the 5 or 7 swing states. I would expect all your typical red/blue states to maintain their usual outcome.
If she's the nominee trump wins 40 states.
It's hilarious to consider that Kamala Harris might be the single national Democrat less electable than Joe Biden. DNC really knocking it out of the park since 2008 
Arent we forgeting 
honestly I think it might be a toss-up between Kamala and Hillary, fuck that would be a sick-ass debate to watch if I were still into popping muscle relaxers and drinking
she withdrew one day before the deadline to be off the ballot, early December (CA primary was March 3)
avoided a disastrous result in her home state by the skin of her teeth
just remembered how she had two campaign HQs that would argue with each other
lmao I had forgotten about that! One was run by her actual campaign manager, one was run by her sister, I think? Clearly this person has the management and delegation experience to run a nation!
Kamala didn't even make it to Iowa lol
Hillary 2 electric buttplug
It's tricky.
They can't work any faster. It certainly will be ready by about mid-November but - of course - that's far too late. Biden 2.0 has remained stubbornly in beta for years now. They've got a hard choice to make. Do they keep Biden at 1.65.774 and hope and pray he makes to election day without a catastrophic failure? It's 1.65.774 or 2.0. There's no middle ground. There are too many inoperabilities. They could put out 2.0 in about a month or so and then hope and pray that version doesn't have bugs that will cost him the election. They're fucked either way.
Sam just quantum leaped into his body and he's trying to figure out where he is, when he is, who he is, what's going on, and thinking "oh boy".
bring that show back. god dammit capitalism, let us have something
I once saw the episode where he becomes a monkey. He runs around in tighty whities for a solid hour. It was awesome.
It did get brought back in 2022. It's not great.
dammit. [sigh] okay, can I get sent back to live in 1990?
holy shit this is so funny
like in a fucked up dark way
That's not Joe! That's his Disneyworld Hall of Presidents animatronic mannequin, and it had a wifi signal hiccup. RobotOS is great if you're able to guarantee connectivity between nodes, but once you take the 'bot outside of the environment like this, it's Joever. This is just another example of why hardware running industrial control system OSes should stay on the manufacturing floor. Those tiny antennas may look OK cosmetically on the BidenBot, but they can not handle the amount of RF interference bouncing around at a press event. Amateurs.
Looking forward to the 8 hour Jenny Nicholson video on the 2024 election experience.
edit: "Nothing I did had any impact on the outcome!"
Holy shit the reflexsively putting his hand up for a fist bump like some kind of defense mechanism looks like a routine a nurse would use with their patient.
He's not frozen, he's just white and can't dance
these funky rhythms are overloading his senses!
A Youtube comment
My friend’s husband freezes like this, he also appears similarly wooden, for him it’s a side effect of the meds he takes for Parkinson’s. But Biden apparently doesn’t suffer from this neurological condition.
This guy is so beyond gone.
Seeing pictures of him recently standing next to Bibi, Z, and Macron make it clear just how fucking decrepit he is, Cryptkeeper ass.
There's a solid "for the greater good" joke in there somewhere, but everything I come up with keeps sounding too much like 
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