Always a good sign when a perishable good with a week long shelf life is a more stable investment than your national currency.
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Plus the price of beef in China has fallen for like two years straight and it’s still seen as a better investment than Argentinian currency
with a week long shelf life
Loud laughing in supermarket language
I saw "supermarket" and tried to parse it like "superstructure" or "superprofits"
does this mean i'm not a lib?
no you are posting and thus a lib
Good time to invest in South American freezer companies
And Chinese frozen ready meal stocks.
Even after a 12 000 mile transportation
It's got to mature somewhere. The longer the trip, the more you can sell it for lol
There are two cows inside you. Huawei owns both of them
Do they have touch screens?
the cow analogy was real after all this time
communism is when huawei takes both cows
fed the cows the libertarianism
Moolei will tell you that Argentina refuses to business with China while China keeps its entire beef industry afloat
Better than feeding them chicken dung.
Somewhere in Argentina a Milei voter is frothing at the mouth about China demasculating Argentina by depriving them of steak
you can use google/yandex to translate news articles pretty easily, just fyi
This is hilarious btw, thank you
You’re welcome. Huawei is your one stop shop for 5G or Steak!
Remember when an argentinian peso was worth like 200 chilean pesos and now the chilean peso is worth more than the argentinian peso
Chile Campeón
Resurrect Allende and we will have 200 argentinian pesos be equal to one chilean peso in half a year
Don't resurrect Allende and we will have the same thing but it'll take more time
Tulip mania but it's burgers
Schmeat speculation
burger bettin'
patty prospecting
beef beliefs??
New Huawei phones are gonna be shipped with a serving of medium rare steak.
But hey, good vibes. Right?
Huawei is about to start paying its argentinian workers in beef
i wish i was paid in beef
monkeys paw curls
you must now carry home a comically large stack of raw beef home every other thursday in traffic
yeah thats thursday for me
damn thats a difficult workday
if you know an easier way to get colon cancer and heat stroke at the same time then enlightenment me otherwise i think my method is pretty efficient
first phone ever made with a case made of jerky
Smoke(d jerky) signals.
this is so fucking funny actually, capitalism is absolute nonsense
This is what you get for bastardizing libertarianism, you are dependent on communism
read david graeber on crack once
Beeflation
I honestly think if Argentina had lost the World Cup, there would be riots.
I feel like if there's one thing that's gonna make Argentinians take to the streets in a mass uprising to depose Milei, it'll be when the domestic beef supply dries up because all of it is being exported.
Pretty good opportunity imo