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[–] Babs@hexbear.net 24 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Salsa is a spicy fruit salad.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

So I can put marshmallows in it then

[–] context@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

yeah find a mango salsa recipe and replace the mango with mini marshmallows and you've got yourself a solid contribution to the reader's digest recipe section

[–] brainw0rms@hexbear.net 20 points 3 months ago

mystery-emote thought-side-l-1 they don't know tomato isn't a vegetable thought-side-l-2

they-dont-know

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Salsa is Spanish for sauce. So, it’s a sauce.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

At what point does a tomato cease being a vegetable and become a sauce.

[–] anonochronomus@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Well, it's a fruit, so never.

[–] glingorfel@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

it's a fruit botanically but it can still be a veggie

[–] anonochronomus@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

Pretty sure it only becomes a vegetable when made into ketchup.

[–] Black_Mald_Futures@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

when you crush or puree it to a sauce like consistency

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

But at what point does it go from one to the other. How many seconds of blending or crushes before it's no longer tomato and is now sauce.

[–] Black_Mald_Futures@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

About half a second or 3-5 pulses, you're welcome

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

Oh that makes sense thank you

[–] crime@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago

no it's a soup

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

There has to be a limit on how much of a process something can go through while still being considered a vegetable, otherwise meat is vegetable.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

Checkmate vegans your beef is made of water sun and grass so it's vegan smuglord (This is a joke don't ban me)

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

Vegetable is a culinary term that doesn't follow strict guidelines but is commonly understood

[–] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago
[–] PapaEmeritusIII@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It’s not a vegetable, but it is made of (mostly) vegetables.

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

I second this!

[–] Redfox8@mander.xyz 7 points 3 months ago

Nope, it's a dance.

Ole!

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago

White man spotted

[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It doesn't grow on a tree, so it's not a fruit.

[–] unmagical@lemmy.ml 10 points 3 months ago

Unlike pineapple, watermelon, banana, strawberry, raspberry, blackberry, prickly pears, cantaloupe, honeydew, and many others.

Or the popular fruits: cinnamon, cork, or leaves

[–] Abracadaniel@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

botanically or culinarily?

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

In my tummilarily

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

It's fruit salad

[–] RedWizard@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

Its a condiment.

[–] sweatersocialist@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

sometimes i'll just straight up take a drink of salsa. it's so good.

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yes of course, there's nothing in it but vegetables

[–] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

that's only if it's homemade

[–] gramxi@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

it's a medium-rare smoothie

[–] hallmarkxmasmovie@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Jarred salsa barely has any nutritional value if the back of the label is to be believed so I'd say no. Like, black beans should have a ton of potassium in them but if you buy black bean and corn salsa it'll have very little potassium so I'd assume any of the other nutrients like vitamin A that aren't required to be on the label are also lacking.

But it tastes good so who cares.

[–] Smeagolicious@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

My continued existence proves it is possible to subsist on homemade salsa so I say it counts

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

It's a mix of vegetables (which have no clear definition according to one funny video and no further personal research) and other stuff.

Is a car a metal? Is a pillow a plant? Is a human a cell?

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Egon@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago
[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 months ago

Its a jam or preserve

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago

No, it's a salad. Anything you put it on instantly becomes salad.

[–] ThomasMuentzner@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

no it is a recipe