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[–] GnastyGnuts@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago

JD Vance is on a quest to become the first person to do successful anti-white racism.

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This idiot doesn't even know mountian dew code red is the racist one.

[–] WhiteModerateQuoteHuman@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

No lmao. Everyone knows fanta is the racist soda.

[–] ComradePlatypus@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Yeah but he said diet Mountain Dew which has weird vibes.

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

is it gay to drink diet mountain dew guys?

[–] AnarchoSnowPlow@midwest.social 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No, that's Baja blast zero. Diet mountain dew means you're into gilfs.

[–] lil_tank@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Actually having sex with women is gay because women are womanly by definition and sex is enjoyable so it means you enjoy womanly things

[–] Justice@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

True

Also sometimes womanly things like makeup will rub off on your body. Which is gay. One time I ended up with sparkles all over my chest. Don't be like me. Don't be accidentally gay. Stay away from women.

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 1 points 11 months ago

yeah, especially when they have glitter eyeshadow and such.. then you get it all over your body and sometimes it just forms in the shape of a star on your back or something like that, and then there's no saving you

[–] AndJusticeForAll@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Diet Dew is the Hasan Piker of sodas.

All the classic flavour of a legacy soda, but the zero calories of a utility soda for an active lifestyle.

[–] Justice@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 1 year ago

He basically cut an ad for Pepsi Co yesterday with his before and after fitness journey pics. He openly talks about drinking diet sodas to satisfy the sugar cravings and Diet Mt Dew is one of his favorites

This body brought to you by Diet Mt Dew ™️

I've never had diet mt dew but I can guarantee with zero doubt it tastes like shit.

[–] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 1 year ago

I preferred diet to sugary when it was in Poland

[–] AndJusticeForAll@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

It's a "did you know" aimed at the kind of clueless Atlantic reader that doesn't know anything about Soda lore. Kinda' smug, like all his writing, I guess. Don't hate him or this necessarily since it's basically an easy article for him to write and get monies from The Atlantic, but it's still kinda' dumb to think J.D. Vance was successful at all just name-dropping Dew like "hello fellow, soda drinkers".

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

They should put him in ads.

JD's Dew'n it!

And they could introduce a new flavor - Mountain Dew Diet Extreme.

[–] NuraShiny@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

Yes. Please make sure everyone knows about this take. It's really a winning strategy.

[–] DirtyPair@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

ian bogost crawl back into your hole challenge

[–] sloth@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

spoilerit's not actually good

[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Conservatives love their soft drinks!

Edit: damnit it doesn't even mention the Baja blast...

[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago
[–] fuckwit_mcbumcrumble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The soft drink, invented in Tennessee in the 1930s as a whiskey mixer

Oh fuck, I gotta go try this

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

All right, here we go. I call this one the "poor life choices." The "recipe" was about two fifths of bourbon, a couple of ice cubes, and the rest is Dew Zero.

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It tastes like screm-pretty mixed with walter

This is going to be a doozy when it finally hits

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Good god that was vile

But also wheee, room go spinny!

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Why did I do this on a work night

Also HOLY SHIT AMAZON SELLS HOT PINK USHANKAS

Edit: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Appreciate you taking the rest of us on this journey.

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

From each according to their ability, to each according to their, you know, the thing biden-leftist

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Evilbunbun@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Nah, was in bed fam. Plugged it in after lol

[–] robinnn@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

That’s not how you hold a bottle.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago
[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Diet Dew? Not even Dew Zero? Psh, what a fuckin' poser.