To skip rocks across the surface of placid waters; this is the sixty-eighth form of liberalism.
this post was submitted on 31 Jul 2024
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To wash the surface of the flaccid penis; this is the sixty-ninth form of liberalism
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Only if they form stacks of rocks 🙁
They may accidentally stack underwater
yes. those rocks belong to outdoor cats
Might actually be worse than kicking puppies, believe it or not
Literally an imperialist.
Only if you make it skip less than 3 times like a weak loser.
What are the power dynamics between the rocks and the water?
“Go skip rocks” was the “go touch grass” for millennia
After you skip them you have to jump in the water and place them back where you found them.
bad as fuck folk
Sure
yes
Atroscious
Yes.
Of course it’s bad! This opinion has nothing to do with my being unable to skip rocks more than three times 
Only if you do it in order to score points in an unrelated argument
People who skip rocks disgust me.
Honestly? It's one of my favourite things to do
Gross.
yeah which is why i eat every flat rock i can find
i think they can kill birds, so better not skip them
Yes, because it's bourgeoisie decadence.
No I will not explain.
I not only skip rocks, my dogs chase after them! 
No, you shouldn't skip water with this heat.
No, and neither is stacking them.