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Look, fat

WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY

Poor kids are just as bright and talented as white kids

If you have a problem figuring out whether you’re for me or Trump, then you ain’t black

We're gonna cure cancer

"At least 3"

America is a nation that can be defined in a single word: I was in the foot— foot— excuse me, in the foothills of the Himalayas with Xi Jinping

I agree with Joe, Americans should resolve their differences at the battle box.

can't forget the stories about the uncle he falsely claims was eaten by cannibals in Papua New Guinea

"If you like what you see, help me out; if not, you can vote for the other Biden."

It's accidentally a very good comment on US democracy

"Joe Biden is a rabid dog, he should be beaten to death with a stick"

“stand up” (to person in wheelchair)

God, could my dad drive a car

”You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier” is a good one, because it's clearly something his mushy brain came up, even though he claimed it's from a John Wayne movie

”Four more years. Pause.” is an actual joke from Naked Gun.

”Raprock Obama”

unintelligible

his last honest statement "nothing will fundamentally change"

How has no one posted "I'm Irish" to the BBC asking for a comment? It's my favorite hands down

In America, we resolve our differences at the Battle Box

America can be summed up in a single word: asfljsdhflkjasd.

I loved it when he talked about how Aunt Gertie was great at scratching backs and could make better rice pudding than the Greeks.

Just the fact that he hints at obscure dead relatives and white ethnic stuff like that makes it sound like one of those rambling stories my mom would tell me about growing up in the Bronx with her extended family.

Also the time he said "God save the Queen, man." He just said it out of nowhere.

Vote for the other Biden

So, thank you all. God bless you all. And let’s go — let’s go la- — lick the world. Let’s get it done. Thank you. (Applause.)

huvubuduhba

'I trust you as far as i can throw your camera. I have a very good arm'

Personally I like "Presinauld Trunt"

ooh earthrider, thanks for the great lakes

Hold it right there corn pop

“The younger generation now tells me how tough things are—give me a break…No, no, I have no empathy for it, give me a break."

I'm a fan of the extended silences

“They used to bang their straight razors on the curb, put 'em in the rain barrel to get 'em rusty, remember that?"

Havudabuhbuh

And, by the way,

corn pop was a bad dude

"You know the thing" is part of my everyday speech when I don't remember something completely

"And now I want to hand it over to the president of Ukraine, who has as much courage as he has determination, ladies and gentlemen, President Putin," Biden said, referring to Zelenskiy.

While correcting himself about two seconds later, Biden added: "President Putin, you're going to beat President Putin, President Zelenskiy. I am so focused on beating Putin."

This one has a lot of charm - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-KTO8CvdJk&t=2071s