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[โ€“] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 28 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This is preferable to the libertarian-alert shit that so many musicians around that time were bragging about in their own song lyrics so there's that I suppose.

it shouldn't even be notable, but there is something to be said about how there's been no accusations of the Beatles taking advantage of their fans, especially considering their initial fan base was primarily teenage girls. they were actually super uncomfortable with that and quickly distanced themselves from the teeny bopper crowd and pivoted to a more adult sound

[โ€“] vegeta1@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Crazy common. Be it groupies or.... Even marriage sometimes

[โ€“] AmericaDeserved711@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

the rock n' roll business is essentially a sex trafficking operation

[โ€“] vegeta1@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

Something disturbing about Lori Maddox being known as a child model and baby groupie when you google it.

[โ€“] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Keeping the JO crystal charged was crucial to their success

[โ€“] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

Once Yoko started siphoning energy it was all over

[โ€“] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

Damn im surprised someone beat em to the game grumps reference

[โ€“] Moonworm@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I think mutual, separate masturbation is pretty common among young men actually.

[โ€“] TheLastHero@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

...what? guess I wasn't invited because I've never heard of that before

[โ€“] HexBeara@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

Same was prolly too weird and hella closeted, probably hit on without even knowing too. blob-no-thoughts

[โ€“] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

happened a few times IRL when i was much younger but iirc nothing to completion, just watching a lil porno with the friends

edit: i guess that means gooning is weird but it's not really that weird

[โ€“] ComradeMonotreme@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

Never masturbated with my peers, but every single LAN party I was at had a late-night porn watching, comparing and sharing aspect that was kind of homoerotic in hindsight.

[โ€“] Zoift@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago
[โ€“] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They invited Eric Clapton but he just kept talking about shrinking someone down and putting them in his ass

the-boys-lthe-boys-r me and the boys

[โ€“] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Imagine what the Beatles goon seshes were like

[โ€“] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They mostly just spanked their Monkees

they went down on their yellow submarines

[โ€“] sweatersocialist@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

hey the beatles finally did something i can respect

[โ€“] Guamer@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago

Friends who goon together, stay together

[โ€“] Moss@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Okay so has no one else heard about this silliness before? There is a story I once saw and believed at face value (no idea if its true) that the Beatles would jerk off together and say the names of women they found attractive, and then one of them would drop a bomb and say "Winston Churchill" out loud so that everyone else had the image of Churchill in their head while jerking off.

[โ€“] Moss@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

anyway is it that unusual to masturbate with friends? i guess for adults but i did that when i was a teen

[โ€“] SevenSkalls@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

My teen years were so boring apparently =(

[โ€“] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

I suppose jerking it with enemies would somehow be odder. Or something. idk, having been through the nudist hippy circuit it doesn't sound that beyond the pale.

[โ€“] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

sicko-hyper Beatlejerk Beatlejerk Beatlejerk

i thought this was well known. it was referred to as "The White Album"

gottem.

[โ€“] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

Good for him, I guess. But why do we need to know about it?

"He's not even the best cummer in the Beatles"

[โ€“] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

This means we have an eyewitness account of John Beatle beating his ~~spouse~~ dick

Whomst among us?

[โ€“] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 month ago

not remotely surprising news