this post was submitted on 26 Sep 2024
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[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 96 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)
[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 82 points 3 months ago (4 children)

He looks so unenthusiastic about it.

[–] original_reader@lemm.ee 52 points 3 months ago

"Nothing personal. Needs must, bro. Needs must."

💥🤛

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 32 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

"It's the Law of the Jungle I'm afraid, old chap."

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

Why are you making me do this? :(

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

'Here I go, killing again.'

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 47 points 3 months ago

It is a real photo but I hate the AI infused world in which I immediately question the veracity of any photo.

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 41 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Never have I ever been punched in the face by a gorilla

[–] LodeMike 32 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Just ask your mom to do it.

[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I’ll tell her when we finish up here.

[–] LodeMike 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

To be clear, I said your mom. What are you doing with your mom?

[–] Soup@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That’s a different person. They’re passing on the message.

[–] LodeMike 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Ohhh

all the people on here are the same person in my head except for like @SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What makes me different from soup?

[–] LodeMike 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] LodeMike 3 points 3 months ago
[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Up to my nose in cooch.

Weird taste though. Reminds me on Uncle Steve.

[–] PrimeMinisterKeyes@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the face by a gorilla.

[–] Skull@lemmy.ca 35 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"I said, NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY!"

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 23 points 3 months ago (3 children)

POV you're the fifth person in a row to bring potato salad with eggs to my vegan potluck after I specifically wrote "PS and no potato salad please haha xD" on the rsvp

[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Well, just feed it to the cat.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net -1 points 3 months ago

but my cat is vegan don't get mad it's their choice I've tried!!

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

but its german

[–] detective__mcnulty@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Probably not, gorilla pretty tough.

[–] GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Yeah, but if he hit the camera he might have bruised a knuckle or two.

[–] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 months ago

Major Arthur clenching his fist vibes

[–] Greg@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 months ago

RIP Christophe Courteau

[–] Lydia_K@startrek.website 6 points 3 months ago

So... did he die?

[–] b000rg@midwest.social 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Man, that gorilla needs to work on his stance. He's swinging like an schoolgirl.

[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 3 points 3 months ago

Maybe, but he can also rip your arm off and beat you to death with it.....

When wrestling with a toddler, your stance doesn't really matter.

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] dave@feddit.uk 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Like few hundreds meters away

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago
[–] ODuffer@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

That's why he's posting it in September 2024. Knocked him 6 years ahead.

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Friday night, eh?