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[–] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 65 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Officers allegedly raided the diagnostic center, located in the Van Nuys neighborhood of Los Angeles, thinking it was a front for an illegal cannabis cultivation facility, pointing to higher-than-usual energy use

Man, it's almost like they were running some kind of large piece of medical equipment in there that uses a lot of electricity.

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 35 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You'd think they would just like...send a guy down there in plainclothes to look around or something before conducting a massive raid.

[–] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 35 points 1 month ago

Or just like... have a squad car drive past it?

"Hey uh Chief, I checked out that location that got pinged cuz of their energy bill."

"WE HAVE THE SWAT TEAM READY!!!"

"No, Chief, it's a radiology clinic, they got like, X-Rays and shit."

"WE'RE GONNNA ROLL OUT!"

"Chief, I'm pretty sure there isn't a gro..."

"LOCK AND LOAD!!!"

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

the-pigs But then we couldn't use our cool SWAT gear!! It makes me feel like a big boy!!

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why is the eletric company sending reports to the pigs or why are the pigs allowed to sift throgh your electric bill?

[–] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I think your municipal electricity bill is a matter of public record.

High electricity bills are a potential sign someone is running a growhouse (that and they can to thermal readings of the house). Idk how exactly it works but if a building has usually high energy usage for it's zoned purpose it can potentially lead to police investigation.

[–] anonochronomus@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

More modern grow lights are LED, so the thermal signature thing is kinda null and void.

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Don't they use less power, too? I'm wondering if some leds and a solar panel could totally erase the heat and energy signatures of a small indoor grow

[–] anonochronomus@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I would have to do some math over it, new top of the line solar modules can have an output of like 600ish watts. The real PITA would be battery storage and maintaining power during extended periods of low insolation. Regardless, a home grow for personal consumption is already pretty much undetectable even without the solar panels. A good LED grow light will be like in the low hundreds of watts, so it's like having a few extra incandescent bulbs turned on. Negligible power draw.

[–] Hexboare@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

The other thing is that the 500 watt LED light will eventually end up as heat, so if you're growing indoors it'll just look like heating usage.

[–] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago

"See that guy in the MRI machine, drug dealer."

"That elderly lady crying while looking at her scans, drug kingpin."

"The doctor over there, hit man."

"That dog over there, head of the growing operation."

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 43 points 1 month ago (2 children)

An officer then allegedly pulled a sealed emergency release button that shut the MRI machine down, deactivating it, evaporating thousands of liters of helium gas and damaging the machine in the process. The officer then grabbed his rifle and left the room, leaving behind a magazine filled with bullets on the office floor, according to the lawsuit.

Lmao cop left the room so fast with his piggy tail between his legs in shame that he didn't even notice.

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Some real Walter Peck shit there. Careful he might be Mayor material!

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

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[–] frauddogg@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

evaporating thousands of liters of helium gas and damaging the machine in the process.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't Helium a very non-renewable element without some manner of atomic science we haven't developed to scale yet?

[–] MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 1 month ago

You're correct. Our main source is a byproduct of the natural gas industry and once it's released to the atmosphere it's gone for good (so far gone that it leaves the earth).

[–] fox@hexbear.net 36 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Weed is legal in California so this was the hogs sending SWAT after, what, a possible grow operation with improper paperwork?

[–] LanyrdSkynrd@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

“We’re committed to supporting the legal cannabis market in California,” Gov. Gavin Newsom said in a statement.

It's about protecting the mega cannabis companies who can't seem to turn a profit on weed.

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

's about protecting the mega cannabis companies who can't seem to turn a profit on weed.

That stuff sells itself, how..?

[–] CantaloupeAss@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

Old habits die hard

[–] AndJusticeForAll@hexbear.net 33 points 1 month ago (3 children)

An officer then allegedly pulled a sealed emergency release button that shut the MRI machine down, deactivating it, evaporating thousands of liters of helium gas and damaging the machine in the process. The officer then grabbed his rifle and left the room, leaving behind a magazine filled with bullets on the office floor, according to the lawsuit.

Had no idea they even contained that much, although I'm guessing it's compressed. Also, what dipshit, too embarrassed and stubborn to ask someone there to get it off properly.

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 39 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Fun fact - basically the only source of helium is radionuclear decay in i want to say granite, and it's a completely non-renewable resource on human time scales.

[–] Thallo@hexbear.net 36 points 1 month ago

And we pump it into balloons lol

[–] Hexboare@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago

We have heaps of recoverable helium, enough for hundreds of years.

The real issue will be economically recovering helium when huge gas fields are no longer a thing.

[–] Hexboare@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

Here's a diagram (left side)

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago

Holy fuck what a jackass

Head of 100% bone

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 31 points 1 month ago

I don't know what weapons lapd raid iii will be fought with, but lapd raid iv will be fought with non-ferromagnetic sticks and stones.

[–] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago

Three Stooges ass country.

[–] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 28 points 1 month ago (2 children)

From what I understand, due to the war in Ukraine we are actually currently in a medical helium shortage, it's like 4-5x the cost that it was a few years ago. I think that one release would probably cost the facility something like $50000 to replace

[–] anarcho_blinkenist@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago

take it out of the pigs departmental medical insurance

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (6 children)

Do tanks use helium or was there a helium source in Ukraine?

[–] StalinIsMaiWaifu@lemmygrad.ml 21 points 1 month ago

Not Ukraine, but Russia. The 4 main producers are US federal reserve (us gov not allowed to mine more and must sell reserves), Russia, Qatar, and Algeria. The shortage has been going on for over a decade at this point, but it still isn't "economical" for us businesses to increase helium production yet.

[–] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

The helium source is in Russia, it produces like half of the world's helium I think

[–] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago

The helium source is in Russia, it produces like half of the world's helium I think

[–] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago

The helium source is in Russia, it produces like half of the world's helium I think

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago

fucking pigs

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] meth_dragon@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

plastico, a mutant with the ability to transtemporally commune with the platonic essences of simple photosynthetic organisms, granting him mastery over all fossil fuel derived materials

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

The way things are going, pretty much everyone would be eligible for Plastico's version of the "too much iron in their blood" scene.

[–] Redcuban1959@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I remember one time when a Latino chud went with his mother for an MRI scan. He took his pistol into the examination room and, when the machine started working, the gun went off and killed him.

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

very sad that the rifle didn't go off when it was sucked into the MRI, killing the officer, and triggering an overreaction from the other officers resulting in a shootout leaving most of them dead or permanently injured beyond the capacity to do their jobs anymore

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

THE MRI HAS A GUN, GET EM BOYS

[–] NuraShiny@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

ohgod imagine the scene:

Pig #1 storms the MRI room and his gun goes off, killing him. The other pigs hear the noise and they storm the same room and it repeats. I want this!

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Could someone do a cop-talk translation of this event? lenin-dont-laugh

[–] VILenin@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

An officer was involved in a magnetic incident at a suspected drug warehouse

[–] SexMachineStalin@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago