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[–] AnarchoAnarchist@hexbear.net 37 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

People who say "two state solution" can be broken down into three camps:

The ignorant. Been told "two state solution" for so long they believe it is the best outcome, but know nothing about the material conditions. - your well meaning but brainworm riddled Aunt.

The realist. Knows "two state" is bullshit. Doesn't want to reveal their power level and scare normies. Might parrot the phrase for rhetorical reasons, but understands the reality of the West Bank. - every Palestinian activist who says "two state" on a public forum, at least when cornered.

The dog of Empire. Knows "two state" is bullshit, might not consciously acknowledge it, but if pressed will admit it. Uses it to justify occupation (Palestine isn't a state yet) and as a carrot to trick people into thinking they are reasonable. "I think, two states is the best solution, but . . . ." - the US State Department, and every white man whose profile pic shows them driving a pickup truck while wearing sunglasses

In my anecdotal opinion, the ones I interact with most online are dogs of empire. Most "average" people are just ignorant. Although after funding and supporting a genocide for a year my sympathy for the ignorant has been exhausted.

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What if I say two state solution: North Palestine and South Palestine

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Dividing Palestine into 24 sectors centered on al-Quds like that insane map of the "Central European Union"

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Comp4@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Palestine, Russia, and Ukraine join NATO. Israeli aggression against Palestine triggers Article 5, Ukraine and Russia invade Israel together. Palestine 1 state follows = The good ending.

[–] adultswim_antifa@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago

A year ago I would have felt conflicted about it but I am now calling for Israel to be dismantled gunther

[–] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago (7 children)

I'm still I'm favour of the two state solution

spoilerDismantle Germany and put Israel there. Ethnically cleanse the germans, maybe give them a small strip of land to inhabit

[–] BoxedFenders@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's wild how annexing any part of Germany to create a new Israel was not even mildly entertained. Can't have fellow white Europeans go through the trouble of displacement when they could just forcibly replace brown people instead.

[–] someone@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

I vote to give Alsace-Lorraine to the Jewish people as a homeland. The European ruling class has been spilling the blood of countless innocents over ownership that miserable little hole for centuries. We should use kindergarten rules: if they can't share it nicely, they don't to play with it at all.

[–] TheLastHero@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

brace-cowboy make the rhineland BOOM nuke

[–] RomCom1989@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

Gdansk strip

[–] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

i don't support any plan with an "ethnic cleansing" step, but i do think it's an indication that german left-zionism isn't really psychologically rooted in guilt that this isn't a more popular idea over there.

[–] AmericaDelendaEst@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago

The whole region used to be Mandatory Palestine and im saying we make Palestine mandatory again

MPMA!

[–] someone@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

One state solution.... for now.

[–] AnarchoAnarchist@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

One is less than two, and an important step on the way to 0.

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

I prefer two state solution - Palestine, and second Palestine, just to rub it in.

[–] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 1 month ago

After all, otherwise they'd say "If Palestine is so good, then why isn't there Palestine 2?"

[–] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

ex-israelis in palestine 2 fuming because they live in roughly the same conditions as before except they're not allowed to be racist

[–] DerRedMax@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] aaro@hexbear.net 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

From the Potomac to the Pacific, cracker eradication is terrific

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I personally believe that US Americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don’t have maps and I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and a the Iraq everywhere like such as and I believe that they should our education over here in the US should help the US or should help South Africa or should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we can be able to build up our future.

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I think the last line is missing "...for the children."

My friend and I started using "like and such as" ironically when that first went viral and now I can't get it out of my vocabulary.

she's a student of David Foster Wallace

[–] P1d40n3@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

3 state solution - isntreal, Palestine, pigpoopballs

[–] Maturin@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

As many states as there are people solution

[–] HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 1 month ago

I thought the two states were Donetsk and Lukhansk.

[–] heggs_bayer@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

2 state solution: Palestine gets all of their homeland and Israel is established in Brooklyn.

ttk, you might be onto something here

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

a-little-trolling More people are saying it.

[–] hungrybread@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

One Palestinian state is the only solution.

How is a 2 state plan any different that the appeasement policy Eurpoean countries had for dealing with nazis? Even American schools talk about how bad an idea that was.

I'm in favor of a 0-state solution That's where Palestine is shaped like an '0' and all the Israelis are in the middle, and aren't allowed to build water treatment plants.