this post was submitted on 21 Oct 2024
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[–] todd_bonzalez@lemm.ee 17 points 7 hours ago (3 children)

What the hell? Why is it supposed to look like that?

[–] Gigasser@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

I have no mouth, and I must scream.

[–] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Some kind of ketchup/tomato Monster by the color and green stem I guess

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

I kinda like it

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

Mondays, amirite.

[–] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 9 points 8 hours ago

he is just a little guy

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago
[–] serpineslair@lemmy.world 9 points 8 hours ago (2 children)
[–] gigachad@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 hours ago

How tf could I miss this masterpiece

[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Thanks. This is now going to get stuck in my head again for months. Mmmmm... splendid. Simply delicious.

[–] CodingCarpenter@lemm.ee 10 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (3 children)
[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

I like the b boy hermit crab, but I can't really tell what the Blåhaj does.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 9 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

It's SUPPOSED to look like that? Someone sculpted and convinced others to injection mold that thing?

[–] CodingCarpenter@lemm.ee 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I can't even tell what it's supposed to be

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

It's got a foot, so it's a mollusk. Beyond that, you've got me. I'm sure it's some sculptural interpretation of a bizarre looking sea slug. It's not like they don't come in some strange shapes and colors with fun protrusions coming out of their asses.

[–] too_high_for_this@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

How dare you call them sea slugs and not nudibranchs

[–] citrusface@lemmy.world 19 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

Hey is Tomatopup! This looks like a shot from the episode where he got beat up by Applecat.

[–] citrusface@lemmy.world 34 points 11 hours ago

Also I lied, I have no idea what the fuck this is.

[–] hperrin@lemmy.world 7 points 9 hours ago

He’s doing his best!

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

Google Lens tells me that it's a red snail.

[–] idealotus@lemmy.world 25 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

It's Zoidberg! Whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop

[–] dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 7 hours ago

You still have Zoidberg... YOU ALL HAVE ZOIDBERG!

[–] John_CalebBradberton@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Kinda reminds me of the Cherry Bomb in Plants vs Zombies

https://plantsvszombies.fandom.com/wiki/Cherry_Bomb_(PvZ)

[–] Monster96@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago

It's Will Smith

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 12 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Is that dickbutt's cousin?

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 7 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 3 points 8 hours ago

I read that as scro-TU-mass, took me a second to figure out what you were saying

[–] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 6 points 12 hours ago

He’s making the same face I do when I wake up

[–] Noite_Etion@lemmy.world 7 points 13 hours ago
[–] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 3 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

Isn't the fun part of those toys that you have to put it together?

[–] ouRKaoS 3 points 7 hours ago

I once got a whole freaking glider. Multiple piece frame, paper wings and tailfin that were rolled up... It was awesome!

[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

IMHO, the best ones are the figurine.

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 1 points 11 hours ago

Sometimes. Often they are instead single-piece toys.

[–] EherVielleicht@feddit.org 1 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

That's clearly is a Postlope.