Fascists don’t care about elections or democracy. If they win they are going to push the country to a crisis and seize power indefinitely until they collapse. When they lose they’re going to push the US to crisis then seize power and seize power indefinitely until they collapse.
this post was submitted on 28 Oct 2024
84 points (100.0% liked)
chat
8167 readers
219 users here now
Chat is a text only community for casual conversation, please keep shitposting to the absolute minimum. This is intended to be a separate space from c/chapotraphouse or the daily megathread. Chat does this by being a long-form community where topics will remain from day to day unlike the megathread, and it is distinct from c/chapotraphouse in that we ask you to engage in this community in a genuine way. Please keep shitposting, bits, and irony to a minimum.
As with all communities posts need to abide by the code of conduct, additionally moderators will remove any posts or comments deemed to be inappropriate.
Thank you and happy chatting!
founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS
A meltdown from either side will be equally entertaining. That’s the nice part about hating democrats and republicans the same.
God help me I think I hate the liberals more than the chuds
Shallow understanding from people of good will is more frustrating than absolute misunderstanding from people of ill will. Lukewarm acceptance is much more bewildering than outright rejection.
MLK nailed it in "Letter from Birmingham Jail".
Fox vs wolf
Whichever one is the smuggest, that one is the worst
That's the fox
the stinkiest too
It's a toss-up. (CW: faint homophobic subtext, but presented in mockery of that homophobia)
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
The chuds probably are worse people on average, but you know what I hate far more than a bad person? A bad person who tries to manipulate you while pretending to be your friend. That is the liberals to their core, something the chuds would never do.
The entitlement to your support which liberals feel for sucking a fraction of a percent less than chuds makes it so annoying whenever they tank their own chances and lose elections by being insufferable status quo merchants, because they turn you into a pariah for not being as privileged and/or stupid as they are. In their eyes, they can never fail, they can only be failed
nowhere near as entertaining as watching smug liberals with huge "HARRIS WALZ OBVIOUSLY" banners across their house eat shit
EDIT: here's my case— Jan 6 was funny, sure, but not as funny as election night 2016 when that snot-eating creep John Podesta had to come out and tell all the crestfallen liberals to go home
This, honestly I'd like to see some Jan 6 but with pussy hats, "I'm With Her/I'm Speaking" slogans, and radlib shit this time around. Though whoever wins, humanity loses (or rather the empire goes as usual- thankfully to its grave, however it might get there varies).
I need this. Psychologically, I need to see these smug gaslighting slaughterers eat shit
"if you're still in line, STAY IN LINE" and "she can still win if you, VOTE"
Are, on their own, better than anything from J6...aside from maybe that lady getting domed and being outed as a secret antifa super-soldier
I think Harris will narrowly win, and then the election will be contested. After that? Things start to get really funny.
tied at 269 all 
Death to America
Crypto billionaires start bidding wars for unfaithful electors. They buy exactly same number from both sides
Funniest option is that the tie comes as a result of not one, but two faithless electors (one from each party)
Them sharing the qhitehouse spunds like a funny as hell sitcom
I think it would go to the Senate where there's a 50-50 split so the Harris would be the deciding vote.
Genuine: What tells you she is probably going to win?
From all the polls I've seen, it doesn't look good for her. Last time I checked Trump was even doing exceptionally well in early voting, which is one aspect Dems usually dominate.
I also agree it's funny to watch hogs meltdown, but I don't think it would be/can be any worse than what they already do/have done.
Many already think she forced out Biden and/or has been secretly running things and screech accordingly. Jan 6 wasn't a failure because they were actually peaceful protesters or whatever they cope with, it was a failure because they are unorganized and unequipped for that level of action, so I don't see another overthrow attempt either, though obviously I would love to be wrong about this.
She's going win because it would freaking own the CHUDs obviously
She will win because it is the most boring outcome
Idk, nothing ever happens bros don't have the best track record lately.
Seems like the quality polls in swing states are favorable for her
Much as I despise her from my very core, I'd prefer if Kamala won only because I want to hear blueMAGAts seething when I smug at them like "she's not my president".
the media will give them a thought-terminating cliché to use just like after every past humiliation
Popular vote loss but electoral victory would be funniest outcome.
Either way the winner should ban video games.
Assuming somehow rhe dems don't either blow this or then concede an election they won for the sake of "moving forward as a country."
It will be fairly funny to watch Maga try to do another insurrection using the exact same playbook that failed last time when they tried the same thing.
"Patriots need to go to Washington to make their voices heard. Now I know I said this last time and then you guys did that, we accomplished nothing and then we immediatly called you all antifa and let you all get arrested and sent to prison and I've repeatedly dissavowed you, but please do the exact same thing again. Also I wont be able to keep the national guard from showing up so there will be meaningful opposition.
Also we dont have half a dozen people who might have some kind of authority to throw a wrench in the works this time around.
Please. "
They do that again in 2028 and 2032, and every election after that, so much that "The Running of the Capitol" becomes a tradition. It becomes a corporate sponsored event with vendors and live music.
eventually, it becomes so much part of the inauguration ceremony of a new president that when they dont turn up to "take the capitol" one time, america doesnt accept the newly elected president. and that's when their system falls apart entirely.
Step away from the lathe.
im sorry to tell you this, but nothing about this will be at all entertaining
I dunno. It'll be like watching a car crash, and we can all laugh about Dale Earnheart now.
Chuds will do beer hall putsches. Again.
Sure it will be clownish, but people will also die, and some of those that die may not be clowns this time.
The current betting market aggregates have Trump at about 62% chance to win, Harris at 37% .
https://www.realclearpolling.com/betting-odds/2024/president
All she had to say was 'we won't fund genocide'
The only consolation prize to seeing Harris win is just watching some of the smuggest grins in the country meltdown. At the very least, while Harris is a fascist, enough libs know Trump is one too.
Maybe it will make the 4chan crowd look not-so-invincible after all? IDK, but regardless maybe Harris will buy me four more years for an exit strategy.