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[–] WindyRebel@lemmy.world 1 points 11 minutes ago

DMing for D&D isn’t here? Damn it.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago

Got reading and foreign languages, woohoo!

most attractive for women

*groans* So much for my gay ass...

[–] weeeeum@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Any women here who can give insight on why woodworking is attractive? I thought my hands would be too grimy with sharpening grit, everything covered in chips and shavings and my hands covered in scars for it to be considered attractive.

Also do you find power tools or hand tools more attractive?

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 4 points 48 minutes ago

Good furniture is expensive af. Imagine if someone gives you a good quality chair, instant crush.

[–] MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Don't think this applies to lemmy

[–] Hacksaw@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I think this is cool. Many of these are accessible and cheap. Most of these are "do you get out of the house and spend time on something" which is obvious. Looks like most hobbies are attractive, like even anime and cosplay have 1 out of 4 women who is into that and finds it attractive.

I also love the huge correlation between the top 15 and what men think is the top 15, the main difference is that men didn't think hobbies were attractive enough.

I'd love to see the reversed list for what men think are attractive hobbies for a woman!

[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 1 points 10 minutes ago

I'd also like to see that list. I'd also like to see how hobby preference lines up with what hobbies the person with that preference has themselves.

[–] Katzastrophe@feddit.org 4 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

I love how some of those hobbies are literally just chores but fun

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 32 minutes ago

What kind of chores are you doing? Going out to the barn and shoeing the horses?

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

All my hobbies are chores I choose to do. 😔

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 4 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

That's because I hog all the printing time.

Also, psa 4 men, if you just do cooking you'll be swimming.

[–] LotrOrc@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Read this too fast and thought it said most attractive male Hobbits and I was really intrigued

Sad beans

[–] Masamune@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

That Reading Baggins, he's so hot right now 🔥

[–] _lilith@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

If anyone wants to learn to blacksmith Black bear forge has a good into series https://m.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLHta7NIJ9npbTNOR4JQW_IlDnCTxM2wV4

And lemmy has a blacksmithing community that could use more posts

!blacksmithing@lemmy.world

[–] LorIps@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Yeah I'll just have the setup in my kitchen.

[–] _lilith@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

There's actually a video at the end of that playlist that addresses that issue, but yeah there isn't really an easy solution

[–] Default_Defect@midwest.social 13 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

More like "things women want attractive people to be into"

First thing I thought of was the "Elementary School Musical" episode of South Park.

[–] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 4 hours ago (2 children)
[–] rehydrate5503@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

TIL “ArguingOnline” is a hobby.

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

Getting mad while listening to right wing psychopaths on the TV and Radio is a major hobby.

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 6 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Oh boy, cosplayers and DnD players got the shaft with that one.

[–] weker01@sh.itjust.works 1 points 38 minutes ago

Which is definitely strange. Or maybe I know a lot of strange women. Which is not unlikely now that I think about it. We should all be a little strange tbh

[–] Crikeste@lemm.ee 3 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

You read it wrong, they are the most attractive of the least attractive

Unless you’re referring to misreading, the same that I attributed to you. Then yeah, I agree.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 11 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

"Reading"

Strangely enough, reading RPG and skirmish game rulebooks doesn't seem to fit that bill.

Also, 3D printers, get your painting skills ready and paint the stuff you print. Easy peasy lemon squeezy

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 1 points 42 minutes ago

There are a lot of girls who enjoy role playing games, both digital and traditional.

The key to not blowing it with them, is don't be a stereotype.

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[–] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Yay, another English/Spanish/Japanese enjoyer!

[–] WereCat@lemmy.world 9 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

I've read manual for my new 3D printer but it was in a foreign language so I had to cook up a way to understand it, luckily I travel a lot so learning languages is not that difficult for me. I hope that this writing paints good enough of a picture on how it went. I forged up some way to accelerate my learning process so that I could get trough it swift like an arrow. There certainly were some steep inclines which I had to overcome but in the end it all went swimmingly. The only issue was that I could not muster any courage to approach my crush. I just stood there like a stump and stared at her eyes that glistened like stars. In the end it turned out she was a hoe so I dodged a bullet.

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[–] emeralddawn45@discuss.tchncs.de 38 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

"Women love when i show them my extruder nozzle"

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[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 9 points 6 hours ago

What about my practicing the Art of the Blade™?

[–] P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 1 points 3 hours ago

What's the deal with this graphic and why do I keep seeing it?

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