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Vaush
Either something super pretentious like "The William Tell Overture" or something more direct like "Unwoke Unfiltered."
I've actually planned this out, I'd call myself the Vampiller. I'd have this Vampire rantsona and the background will always be the study in some castle. Vampires are pretty reactionary already: Pale, burn in the sun, scared of seasonings, artisocratic aesthetic, etc. Yes, I would put some Christian imagery everywhere without a shred of irony.
I don't think I could be a big, boisterous jock archetype like Andrew Tate, so I'll probably be one of the old school MRA channels that propagandized me into being a conservative when I was a teenager. Some smarmy, Ben Shapiro esque type. I'd cherry pick the most out of context, that kind of stuff.
If this was done as satire I think I'd genuinely watch it. Like proper ham up the campy over acting like you've got the power of God and anime on your side.
If I could I'd probably just do that and just criticize democrats, but I'll never explicitly call myself a right-winger. Soon I'll "discover" that it's porky that's the problem and then do some crocodile tears about how 'betrayed' I feel by Wall Street and then just give up the ghost I'm a commie.
After that, my tagline will be "putting the red back in redpill."
Lol got it all figured out, you know the journey is complete when you have bisexual lighting in the vid
Probably something with alcohol since that seems to get the most traction. Whiskey Comic Book Nerd or some stupid shit.
Contrapoints
Nice try, Alex Jones.
"A new lens"
And I'd have a kinda mid twitter artist draw me a ctrl alt delete style avatar with an old school camera for a head (bit like tv man) and then have them do the 3 video essayist avatar poses throughout the video all illuminaughti style and all my transitions have a camera shutter effect and then I'd spend all day on twitter.
Easy
Posh Prince and I’d ham up a British accent. Avatar would be… I dunno generic anime dude but with a Disney prince (in parade uniform) coat of paint on
If this shit already exists I don’t need to know, thanks
Rachel Jake's Racial Takes
AntiLigmaMaleAction
It would probably be something about freeze peach and/or western civilization. My profile pic would be a weirdly homoerotic pop culture viking warrior that looks nothing like actual vikings did.
Rationalreviews and i'd make 2 or 3 lazy anti-woke video game reviews before permanently pivoting to making only 30-minute-long, barely-edited, and completely impromptu "video essays" centered exclusively around youtube anti-sjw drama.
wokebusters
WrongThink 
Destiny
DEI Detective or CRT Monitor
CRT Monitor
fuck, that's good
CRT Monitor is the anti-woke nemesis of Cathode Ray Dude
MagnusTheReadGaming. My logo would be a poorly drawn furry of some kind wearing warhammer space marine armour while looking smug.
DEIty
I Did a Take
DEIdForUrSins
CRTnDeath
JustAsKeenQuestions with a commander keen pfp
Keen Insight with a commander keen pfp
That's a really good one
BeardedOpinionHaver
Discriminating Tastes
TrueAnon 
Vaush
If I did a shitty music channel I'd be The Slop Bop
Could be a review channel for bad music.
Wait Fantano exists.
Yes, but doom metal enby Fantano... That's a whole other niche! I guess it's better than trying to shoehorn reactionary rants into a corgi-themed cooking channel called something like Bailey's Bay Leaves 1488.
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