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My favourite Pokémon is Vaporeon, of course. I also like Eevee and all the other Eeveelutions.
Pikachu shocking Ash with electricity and refusing to go in the Pokéball was cool. Little electric-type comrade defending his freedom. 
The pokemon reading this.
Thanks!
still gengar after all these years
Death to America
Hitmonchan. There are Pokemon that are basically deities, with powers to control every element, able to use psychic power to manipulate your thoughts, and here we got bro that's just like square up. I respect him. Got some literal legendary beast from time immemorial, worshipped as a god in some cultures, able to turn you to ash in single movement, and Hitmonchan is just like let's fucking duke it out.
Fighting type for life. I ain't gotta think about shit let's just throw hands. Coincidentally, this is also why I always choose warriors/barbarians/melee types in any game or campaign.
Hitmonchan is ine of those Pokémon that is clearly just a guy
sableye is literally me i love to eat rocks and skitter around in dark caves
Ditto cos blob
I agree, Ditto is amazing
Breloom because Spore and Focus Punch is a good move combo, plus Leech Seed is always awesome.
Aegislash because Steel/Ghost is an interesting type with lots of resistances.
Alolan Dugtrio because its hair is gorgeous.
Fellow Breloom fan!
Banette, Furret, Magearna, Gourgeist, Mismagius, Milotic
In that order, but in Gen 9 I'm using grass starter cat in place of Gourgeist cos she's cracked.
Dream team 🥰
flareon
I like Porygon so much I wrote a fanfic about it (with not-very-subtle anti-capitalist themes)
"anticapitalist pokemon fanfic" is a set of 3 words describing something I didn't know I needed until becoming aware of its existence
I have read your fanfic, it's good! 
Porygon is one of my favourites, too, and it's sad that I can't watch it in the anime because of that one incident...
Wigglytuff is up there for me
Its ears remind me of Eevee so much, but it's not an Eeveelution...
Torterra and Ampharos. I wish to live upon a wandering hillock with my pet lighthouse sheep.
Sylveon.
End of discussion. Close thread.
Ah yes, the transgender Eeveelution 
garchomp, moltres and scizor, my GOATS who beat the battle factory
Of older Pokémon, Tangela. They’re just lil viney guys with boots.
Of newer Pokémon, Charjabug. I didn’t know about it until like a year ago. It’s like a battery that’s made of a bug.
Blastoise! Idk why exactly, he's just a big-fun-boi with silly water cannons and he rarely gets featured in anything, so it's always exciting to find merch or w/e with him on there.
slowpoke for the slowpoke reggae song
Dunsparce is my baby. It even replaces my starters in gen 2 (and I like the starters in Gen 2).
So many answers, I can't reply to everyone anymore, but all your Pokémon choices are great
Vulpix, Ninetails, Fennekin, Braixen, Delphox
I like fire foxes
Either Flareon or Sylveon, but honestly Eevee and the evolution as a whole (minus Jolteon) are all also up there in my rankings.
This is Jolteon slander 
my sweet little torchic
he was my bestest of all best friends in pokemon mystery dungeon
Scolipede, as a child I loved ninetales.
Mr Mime
its basic but regular old eevee, i have a build a bear one that i love. shout out cyndaquil and snom too
Decidueye is cool, I just wish they'd give it a buff so I could use it competitively 
Otherwise I like Venusaur, Espeon, Raichu, Dragonite, Feraligatr, Blaziken... Zoroarks illusion ability has won me so many battles on Showdown lol
I like too many 
Of course you like the owl Pokémon (Decidueye, evolved form of Rowlet)! 
Otherwise I like Venusaur, Espeon, Raichu, Dragonite, Feraligatr, Blaziken... Zoroark
GOOD choices (no such thing as liking too many Pokémon)
Thoughts on Hoothoot / Noctowl?
Hoothoot is perfect and I love them, Noctowl is great too like Decidueye I wish they were more viable for online but oh well. They'll make a buff owl Pokemon one day
I think I like Totodile. He is just a happy lil bloke. Also grimer. I feel like grimer most of the time.
Jolteon
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