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Because I literally can't. The second part sounds homophobic, but I don't see how it follows from the first sentence.

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[–] CrawlMarks@hexbear.net 44 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Pretty much every culture used animal dung for stuff. We do today. We use it to make food. Fertilizer is made of it. We eat da poo poo

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 20 points 3 days ago
[–] coeliacmccarthy@hexbear.net 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 13 points 3 days ago

But it's bird doo doo so it doesn't count! aware

[–] Cummunism@hexbear.net 48 points 3 days ago (2 children)

i like how he cited his source

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 31 points 3 days ago (1 children)

(N ~ational~)

(G ~eographic~)

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[–] Melonius@hexbear.net 20 points 3 days ago
[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 45 points 3 days ago (1 children)

For some of us, eating ass is the only health care we can afford.

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's like one of 3 ethical forms of consumption under capitalism

[–] Frivolous_Beatnik@hexbear.net 11 points 3 days ago

Stalin ate all the ass with his comically large spoon. So many died in the Holedomor

stalin-comical-spoon freeze-peach

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 31 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Wait till this person finds out what Anglos did with bodies of those same ancient Egyptians.

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 20 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Grind them into powder to make the finest brown pigment?

[–] Jew@hexbear.net 25 points 3 days ago

However, fresh supplies of mummies diminished

marx-joker

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 35 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Putting the message on a board and not just painting it directly on your truck is cowardice. Commit to the bit.

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 15 points 3 days ago

[this space for rent]

[–] ksynwa@lemmygrad.ml 28 points 3 days ago (4 children)
[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 21 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

He (it's gotta be a man) doesn't recognize it as a legitimate form of sex (I guess).

[–] AcidSmiley@hexbear.net 15 points 3 days ago

He wanted to write butt sex, but that's not allowed anymore because of woke.

[–] Cunigulus@hexbear.net 18 points 3 days ago

He should have put "sex" in quotes, but screwed up. Oh well.

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago

they call it "anal" sex, but it's so free-form. i expected it to be excessively organized and obsessive!

[–] merthyr1831@lemmy.ml 24 points 3 days ago

woaw! (based based based based based based based)

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 29 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Whoa!

...

...

God is judgeshrug-outta-hecks

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 20 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Dingus_Khan@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago

This is exactly what would get called into Speak Your Piece, just missing a "God bless" at the end

[–] Yukiko@hexbear.net 27 points 3 days ago (4 children)

I’d like to know what exactly is implied by the quotation marks around the word “anal” here.

[–] Llituro@hexbear.net 20 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I think they want to say that they don't consider anal penetration to be legitimate intercourse but they're too illiterate to know how to correctly do that (e.g. anal "sex")

[–] JohnBrownsBawdy@hexbear.net 10 points 3 days ago

correctly doo-doo that

Ftfy

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Maybe he's implying that people are doing it wrong? That real anal sex haven't been tried?

[–] Bobson_Dugnutt@hexbear.net 15 points 3 days ago

To say that “anal sex doesn't work” is to overlook the fact that it did. In Eastern Europe, Russia, China, Mongolia, North Korea, and Cuba, anal created a sex life for the mass of people that was far better than the wretched vanilla sex they had endured under feudal lords, military bosses, foreign colonizers, and Western capitalists. The end result was a dramatic improvement in butt sex conditions for hundreds of millions of people on a scale never before or since witnessed in history.

parenti-hands

[–] RoabeArt@hexbear.net 15 points 3 days ago

Maybe they're one of those pedantic I-am-very-smart types who think that it should ackshually be called anal-rectal sex,

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 15 points 3 days ago (2 children)

It's in the butt, but not really in the butt? Yeah, I dunno lmao

[–] Yukiko@hexbear.net 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I like anal, but only in my hoohoo.

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Riding those rails like all up in that choo choo

I'm a locomotive so bring dat boom-bap

Trainnn!

(worst Beastie Boys lyrics ever)

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago

"anal" is when you lay your dick in-between the butt cheeks like a hot dog in a bun

[–] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 23 points 3 days ago

I feel like he might be missing a few millennia of history there. I bet this guy is going to love the Greeks and the Romans!

[–] IncensedCedar@hexbear.net 17 points 3 days ago

A true philosopher

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 11 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

A Poop Pill Could Change Your Life By Changing Your Gut

I also would like to congratulate all the "str8" and "anal" sex enjoyers. God also wanted everyone to know the backdoor / "tailgate" has always been a legal hole.

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 18 points 3 days ago

Return to tradition, eat ass.

[–] JohnBrownsBawdy@hexbear.net 15 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

The “ANAL” in quotes makes me giggle. Why does that get scare quotes? What is it supposed to mean? I’m just imagining.

Also like to imagine he also flies a KFC sign

[–] stigsbandit34z@hexbear.net 15 points 3 days ago

This is brilliant satire

[–] wuphysics87@lemmy.ml 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 17 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I almost blurred it out as soon as you brought my attention to the sign, because I resent the thought of doing any modicum of brand awareness advertising for a corporation, but it kind of looks like the sign is in the truck bed and that's kind of funny.

[–] SaniFlush@hexbear.net 14 points 3 days ago

Can I just write another canon book where God walks back the homophobia?

[–] glans@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago
  • the other stickers -mute icon in bottom right
  • sign on the ground, looks like he backed into it
[–] goose@hexbear.net 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Gotta respect the random Bon Jovi “Whoa!” in there

[–] GladimirLenin@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago

I read it as more more of "wooah the sweetest thing"

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago

Are those supposed to be pyramids?

poop, from a butt

[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago