I mean. I was POTUS for 8 years. Hope that's okay
chapotraphouse
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
Slop posts go in c/slop. Don't post low-hanging fruit here.
Don’t rub it in, man
Stay in your own lane
I'm a janitor at CIA headquarters, I clean up the shit and piss of super spies. Yeah you could say I'm somewhat of an agent myself.
You destroyed the twin towers just like the rest of us my friend
Are you Micheal from the hit video game GTA V
30 years from now you'll read an article about Cuba's strongest CIA mole in the 21st century, and you'll learn my name
One day someone is going to say ‘I’m CIA lol’ in passing on heckbear, and years later we’ll find out they were behind the arrest of AlaskaBall
We'll never find out haha
I'm CIA, Chompin Into Ass
I joined the CIA to afford my degree in theoretical economics, I didn't want to but im sure everyone in the global south understands why I had no choice but to help overthrow their countries
Wow, so many cooks trained at the Culinary Institute of America
I think I dropped my badge going to get ripits, mind dropping it by my desk?
Yes, I'm CIA
Cutie
In
Action
No im not mormon
I'm gonna call bullshit, Americans don't say "whilst"
I'm sorry, comrades. My boss is being all passive aggressive because I was venting about work on the site I'm supposed to be monitoring. They had to have a talk with me because I "expressed union sympathies" and some other bullshit about being turned.
I assume this thread is their attempt at "humor" trying to make me look bad around my ~~comrades~~ espionage targets.
i did nasa once; does that count? lol
I’m sorry to say that you too are CIA. Feels like NASA is the closest you can get to CIA without actually being part of an Intelligence agency lol
Mostly kidding, of course.
i'm not surprised; i had hoped not, but somewhere deep down inside, i knew it was true and i simply did want to face it.
that you for forcing me to come to terms with it. knowing your problems is the first step to healing. lol
I'm CIA certainly into alovinbeanis
hell yeah, I'm tired of hiding. Where my MI6 sisters at?
CIA? crackers in action?
NSA check-in.
This me
everyone is a fed and some people even know it
I'm actually with the mounties
I'm only ASIO, the CIA boys won't let me sit at the lunch table with them. 😔
I'm DGSE and I just hate Algerians, I'll join with whatever CIA says as long as I can kill some Algerians.
omg me
I'm not CIA. I'm CSIS
canada isn't a real country
*Ok, then the Northern branch or whatever you call it.
oh hey lussy, wanna go out for coffee later?
I wish I was getting paid to post
I'll ask around the office but I think most of you are already posting here so I'll get back to you