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Really haha we’re just having fun here, who’s CIA?

I’m CIA lol it’s OK, just wondering if I have any fellow socialist brothers and sisters from the Agency red-fist In Marx we trust imo

It’s OK to work for the CIA and wish for a better country and want communism to exist in it.

It’s OK to advocate for workers’ rights whilst helping reinforce national security.

It’s OK to be against Israel and for the Palestinian cause and still work at Langley.

It’s OK to do an oopsie in Syria, Iraq, Chile, Nicaragua, Egypt, Libya, Iran, Cuba, Afghanistan, Venezuela, Honduras, El Salvador, Colombia, American inner cities, US Presidents, crack, teletubbies, killing dogs and cats, children, and whatever and still be a good communist

It clap is clap OK clap to want Xi Jinpeng as your baby daddy whilst working tirelessly for the prosperity of the US of A in a communist world.

The USA CAN be Communist. The USA CAN be part of the Fifth International.

I just need to know who else is CiA here, so we can hang out and shit.

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[–] President_Obama@hexbear.net 37 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I mean. I was POTUS for 8 years. Hope that's okay

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 25 points 1 week ago

Don’t rub it in, man

[–] Thallo@hexbear.net 25 points 1 week ago

Stay in your own lanefedposting

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm a janitor at CIA headquarters, I clean up the shit and piss of super spies. Yeah you could say I'm somewhat of an agent myself.

[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

You destroyed the twin towers just like the rest of us my friend

[–] Aradina@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 week ago

Are you Micheal from the hit video game GTA V

[–] Coolkidbozzy@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

30 years from now you'll read an article about Cuba's strongest CIA mole in the 21st century, and you'll learn my name

[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

One day someone is going to say ‘I’m CIA lol’ in passing on heckbear, and years later we’ll find out they were behind the arrest of AlaskaBall

[–] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

We'll never find out haha

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 19 points 1 week ago

I'm CIA, Chompin Into Ass

[–] Blockocheese@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago

I joined the CIA to afford my degree in theoretical economics, I didn't want to but im sure everyone in the global south understands why I had no choice but to help overthrow their countries

[–] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago

Wow, so many cooks trained at the Culinary Institute of America

[–] Ithorian@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago

I think I dropped my badge going to get ripits, mind dropping it by my desk?

[–] ksynwa@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 1 week ago

Yes, I'm CIA

Cutie

In

Action

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago

No im not mormon

[–] Bobson_Dugnutt@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

I'm gonna call bullshit, Americans don't say "whilst"

I'm sorry, comrades. My boss is being all passive aggressive because I was venting about work on the site I'm supposed to be monitoring. They had to have a talk with me because I "expressed union sympathies" and some other bullshit about being turned.

I assume this thread is their attempt at "humor" trying to make me look bad around my ~~comrades~~ espionage targets.

[–] eldavi@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

i did nasa once; does that count? lol

[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I’m sorry to say that you too are CIA. Feels like NASA is the closest you can get to CIA without actually being part of an Intelligence agency lol

Mostly kidding, of course.

[–] eldavi@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

i'm not surprised; i had hoped not, but somewhere deep down inside, i knew it was true and i simply did want to face it.

that you for forcing me to come to terms with it. knowing your problems is the first step to healing. lol

[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

I'm CIA certainly into alovinbeanis

[–] gramxi@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

hell yeah, I'm tired of hiding. Where my MI6 sisters at?

CIA? crackers in action?

[–] SupFBI@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

NSA check-in.

[–] shath@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

everyone is a fed and some people even know it

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

I'm actually with the mounties

[–] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 1 week ago

I'm only ASIO, the CIA boys won't let me sit at the lunch table with them. 😔

[–] boiledfrog@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

I'm DGSE and I just hate Algerians, I'll join with whatever CIA says as long as I can kill some Algerians.

[–] HidamariSou@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago
[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Clippy@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

canada isn't a real country

*Ok, then the Northern branch or whatever you call it.

[–] TheSpectreOfGay@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

oh hey lussy, wanna go out for coffee later?

[–] CrawlMarks@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

I wish I was getting paid to post

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

I'll ask around the office but I think most of you are already posting here so I'll get back to you