I really hope this won't become some sort of tradition now
diet coke performing is a solid by shortening this dudes lifespan
this post was submitted on 15 Jan 2025
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Friendly reminder that Coca-Cola and all it’s products were recently put on the official BDS list.
What be a bds? Big Daddy Surveillance?
Boycott, Divest, Sanction. A call to action against companies that either work in Israel or otherwise materially support the Zionist government, which directly supports the genocide of Palestinians
the only time I've seen him anywhere close to this happy is sitting behind the wheel of that huge truck
Small bottle, big hands. Very big hands.
In 2016-2022 seeing the culture mobilize against donny could get pretty annoying, but now we're seeing it mobilize for him
Joke country
The Presidency presented by Diet Coke^®^
Donald wants one
Insert tweet about drinking that garbage.
Dude looks fucken OLD
I think that's because he is old.
Would he have even become president if they gave him all these treats back in 2015?
I thought big companies were supposed to appear apolitical? Except when supporting genocide on behalf of the empire of course.
They're basically treating his second win as a mandate. That's why the rollback of all the lgbtq protections and whatnot. They've got four years now to fuck up whatever they want and then they'll act like they've had an embarrassing one night stand if they have to walk it back. They're begging for more 
And like, idk if they’re treating it as a mandate because it’s cope and they want it to be, or if they actually believe that. Bc like, the only mandate was that people fucking hate Joe Biden.
Burgerlanders really make fun of medals given out by the USSR, but some genocide supporting treat company making an ad for the president is cool.
Also, if he's some unique fascist threat to democracy, why are the rich people and companies all sucking up to him? Then again, if he really was then they definitely would.
Explaining the presidency to Americans: imagine coca cola
he looks like he had all the wetness vacuumed out of him, are we even sure this is donald trump
This is the real one they've had vacuum sealed. The low energy poster was a decaying clone.
Ozempic face strikes again! He's Bill Clinton-ing at an unprecedented rate.
I thought he got a new hairstyle a while back?
I'll keep drinking that garbage.
It’s the only thing on the BDS list that’s been even moderately difficult
in two senses: one because of the urge for a cold coke, and two because they own a shit-ton of other brands
Just lining up to lick his ass
Trump 2 is gonna be a lot worse than Trump 1
At least it looks like it will somehow be even more openly farcical
did i miss his twinkification?
I think the most recent ruling from the Council of Gays was "asexual queen"
Diet Coke's a twink thing?
Now that you mention it, all the diet coke drinkers I know are either boomer karens or twinks
That's a shitty Trump body double