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I really hope this won't become some sort of tradition now

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[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 52 points 2 months ago

Burgerlanders really make fun of medals given out by the USSR, but some genocide supporting treat company making an ad for the president is cool.

Also, if he's some unique fascist threat to democracy, why are the rich people and companies all sucking up to him? Then again, if he really was then they definitely would.

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 37 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

he looks like he had all the wetness vacuumed out of him, are we even sure this is donald trump

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 30 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Ozempic face strikes again! He's Bill Clinton-ing at an unprecedented rate.

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

This is the real one they've had vacuum sealed. The low energy poster was a decaying clone.

[–] CleverOleg@hexbear.net 31 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Friendly reminder that Coca-Cola and all it’s products were recently put on the official BDS list.

[–] regul@hexbear.net 29 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'll keep drinking that garbage.

[–] sovietknuckles@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] regul@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] sovietknuckles@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

Trump cancelled smdh my dick head

[–] ClimateChangeAnxiety@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It’s the only thing on the BDS list that’s been even moderately difficult

[–] miz@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

in two senses: one because of the urge for a cold coke, and two because they own a shit-ton of other brands

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Just lining up to lick his ass

Trump 2 is gonna be a lot worse than Trump 1

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

At least it looks like it will somehow be even more openly farcical

[–] chungusamonugs@hexbear.net 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I thought big companies were supposed to appear apolitical? Except when supporting genocide on behalf of the empire of course.

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 44 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They're basically treating his second win as a mandate. That's why the rollback of all the lgbtq protections and whatnot. They've got four years now to fuck up whatever they want and then they'll act like they've had an embarrassing one night stand if they have to walk it back. They're begging for more luigi-dance

[–] ClimateChangeAnxiety@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And like, idk if they’re treating it as a mandate because it’s cope and they want it to be, or if they actually believe that. Bc like, the only mandate was that people fucking hate Joe Biden.

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Yeah, but you gotta remember these people are out there reading the economist and NY times and all that shit. So while probably on some level they do want to, they also probably don't have a clue. Like even~~tually~~ Hillary Clinton who goes around giving speeches about how we need seize the means of production back from China and fully understands imperialism still couldn't pull her head out of her ass long enough to beat Trump. At a certain point being up at that level disconnects you from the people; It has to, or else you'll realize you're the villain.

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 28 points 2 months ago
[–] Moss@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago

Explaining the presidency to Americans: imagine coca cola

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago

Would he have even become president if they gave him all these treats back in 2015?

[–] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago

That's a shitty Trump body double

[–] grandepequeno@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

In 2016-2022 seeing the culture mobilize against donny could get pretty annoying, but now we're seeing it mobilize for him

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

Joke country

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The Presidency presented by Diet Coke^®^

[–] falgscode@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

I really hope this won't become some sort of tradition now

what do you mean, it's perfect

[–] shatterling@lemm.ee 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] NuraShiny@hexbear.net 28 points 2 months ago

I think that's because he is old.

[–] mar_k@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)

did i miss his twinkification?

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Diet Coke's a twink thing?

[–] crime@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

Now that you mention it, all the diet coke drinkers I know are either boomer karens or twinks

[–] miz@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

I think the most recent ruling from the Council of Gays was "asexual queen"

[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

Donald wants one

Insert tweet about drinking that garbage.

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

"The Coca-Cola Company is happy with me..."

[–] quarrk@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

I thought he got a new hairstyle a while back?

[–] merthyr1831@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

diet coke performing is a solid by shortening this dudes lifespan

[–] Sleve_McDichael@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

Comrade aspartame

[–] WasteTime@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

Small bottle, big hands. Very big hands.

[–] miz@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

the only time I've seen him anywhere close to this happy is sitting behind the wheel of that huge truck