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[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 111 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

If instead of ignoring meaning, we ignored cultural context, Lucifer is a great one. Sounds nice, means light bringer.

[–] blaue_Fledermaus@mstdn.io 27 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

The cultural context on this is weird, because it's even used for Jesus in the book of Revelation.

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[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 84 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Chlamydia

[–] Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works 25 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Sounds like one of those gothic names that doesn’t fit the woman until she’s around 60. Aunt Chlamydia, or something.

[–] essell@lemmy.world 28 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Aunt Chlamydia and her room-mate Auntie Biotic

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[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 50 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Oubliette

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[–] yngmnwntr@lemmy.ml 46 points 2 weeks ago

Tsunami

[–] huppakee@lemm.ee 46 points 2 weeks ago

Cappuccino

[–] satanmat@lemmy.world 42 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Fellatia

Actually had someone suggest this ; and had to explain it

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[–] don@lemm.ee 37 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Latrine.

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[–] kemsat@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think Mutiny, Heresy, and Larceny would work.

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[–] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Cellardoor

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[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 week ago

Isis was a pretty name

My next D&D campaign is going to have a character named Mendacious in charge of a prominent faction. Language nerds will know he's a traitor right off the bat

[–] Fish@midwest.social 27 points 1 week ago

Chlamydia

[–] isyasad@lemmy.world 26 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Most metals work pretty well

  • Aluminum
  • Bismuth
  • Mercury
  • Nickel (some people are already named this, but spelled Nicole)
[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 weeks ago

Nickel... spelled Nicole

That's some crazy pronunciation if those two sound similar.

[–] MissGutsy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

With how many trans women name themselves after gemstones, more trans men should name themselves after metals

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[–] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 26 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Diarrhea?

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[–] tunisandwich@lemmy.vg 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Chlamydia

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[–] boses@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Omelette du fromage

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[–] Branquinho@lemmy.eco.br 23 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Malaria

Ebola

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[–] avguser@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Nicole

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[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Melanoma

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[–] Gronk@aussie.zone 21 points 1 week ago

Marzipan

[–] TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz 20 points 1 week ago

Felony

[–] bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Eula.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

Labia sounds like a nice name. Though more for a country than a person.

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Heroin

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[–] caboose2006@lemm.ee 18 points 1 week ago

Omelette is a good name for a cat

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Syphilis

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[–] letsgo@lemm.ee 18 points 1 week ago

Vendetta

[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

ITT people just listing good pet names lol

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

A lot of pets are going to be named after STDs in that case.

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[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 17 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Chasity is an existing creepy one.

Prudence
Goodfaith
Temperance
Obedience
Sexwon't

[–] reev@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

I have met multiple people called Prudence

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[–] pjwestin@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

Listeria.

[–] waterproof@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 week ago

Anomaly

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[–] CrustyCrinkles@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Violence, especially if said in a french accent. Also, Malaria and Ebola for twins.

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[–] spacemanspiffy@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Honestly, Seven isn't a bad sounding name.

[–] thmnwlf@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Seven of Nine is the real deal

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[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 15 points 2 weeks ago

Filet Mignon

[–] mrslt@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

Vagina.

[–] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 week ago

Bidet

[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Listerine.

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[–] iii@mander.xyz 13 points 2 weeks ago

Sarcophagus

[–] nsrxn@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

catastrophe

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