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Honestly forgot this guy existed for a while

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[–] merthyr1831@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I hope Dugin realises that the cardinals are locked into the Sistine Chapel and can't see his posts

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

That's not true. The conclave starts in 2 weeks. Cardinals are very much still out in the real world, and there will be a sort of conference before the conclave starts where they'll openly discuss the state of things before voting.

[–] merthyr1831@lemmy.ml 2 points 24 minutes ago

oh i thought it started immediately my bad lol

[–] wideopenarms@hexbear.net 16 points 10 hours ago

Yakub posting? Yep, that's a ban - mods, toss Putin a perma and withhold the russiaBux for the month.

[–] Cimbazarov@hexbear.net 19 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

The replies are all white people whose feelings are hurt billionaire-tears

[–] thisismyrealname@hexbear.net 38 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

"can't trust crackers" - Alexander Dugin

[–] eyyImwalkin@hexbear.net 5 points 10 hours ago

more and more are saying this more and more!

[–] HelluvaBottomCarter@hexbear.net 56 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Black popes faith like this:

White popes faith like this:

[–] simontherockjohnson@lemmy.ml 44 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 20 points 12 hours ago

New political compass just dropped.

[–] brain_in_a_box@hexbear.net 16 points 12 hours ago

A pope not believing in God certainly would go against tradition

[–] eyyImwalkin@hexbear.net 7 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

me looking for the lie

[–] daniyeg@hexbear.net 34 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 14 points 11 hours ago

Writing down which Hexbear posters I'm not inviting to my Catholic standup set based on missed opportunities to say "Opus DEI" blackbeard-writing

[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 16 points 13 hours ago

Wish the car bomb would have killed him too explosion

[–] sweatersocialist@hexbear.net 7 points 11 hours ago

let him speak. he has much wisdom to share

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 13 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

This would actually result in US Catholic s declaring him the anti-Pope and then selecting their own True Pope.

[–] Saeculum@hexbear.net 4 points 9 hours ago

Please it would be so funny

[–] Llituro@hexbear.net 78 points 17 hours ago

"orthodox charlatan weighs in on papacy for some fucking reason"

[–] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 69 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Dugin is gonna get banned for Yakub-posting.

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 28 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Place your bets that the nazis at the Anti-Communist Party will start saying "Robert Sarah for Pope, or else you're a woke racist!"

[–] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 12 points 12 hours ago

yea It's going to happen.

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 31 points 15 hours ago

Advanced Yakubian theory

[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 27 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Alexander Dugin? Isn’t he Orthodox, what the fuck is he opining about?

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 28 points 15 hours ago

This or that nazi bullshit.

[–] Xenomorph@hexbear.net 66 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

An incredible bit would be reaching the level of pope in the catholic church while being an atheist.

[–] Parsani@hexbear.net 41 points 17 hours ago (4 children)

I'm imagining a guy who just really likes the cardinal outfit and through a series of mishaps becomes the pope.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 2 points 9 hours ago

Staring Adam Sandler?

I can hear Rob Schneider's character, Cardinal Doofus, in my head.

"Look, you don't believe in god. I don't believe in god either. At least this one. I've been studying the older book and maybe there's something there... Anyways - ya gotta get prepared. I predict you're gonna wear the Big Hat, bro!"

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[–] invalidusernamelol@hexbear.net 31 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 16 points 15 hours ago

Elder Scrolls faction promotion hours

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 40 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (5 children)

Doing a racism "but it's supposed to be a compliment" edition

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[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 46 points 16 hours ago

I will hand it to him that it is traditional to believe in God when you are being considered for the position of pope.

[–] determinism2@hexbear.net 7 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

What does it mean to endorse a pope. What do I do with that endorsement?

[–] merthyr1831@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 hour ago

Not much since 1274 im afraid

[–] determinism2@hexbear.net 13 points 11 hours ago (2 children)
[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 12 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Historically speaking, yes.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish 9 points 10 hours ago

Probably the only one not bought was the most recent. But with the rise of right winged bs, I wouldn't doubt ; the family, heritage foundation, federalist society..... , wouldn't put their monetary thumb on the scales.

[–] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 6 points 11 hours ago

like an indulgence?

[–] Fishroot@hexbear.net 33 points 16 hours ago

Yakub's strongest soldier explaining tricklonogy

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 47 points 17 hours ago

Liberal idpol meets... unhinged Russian Nazbol idpol

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 30 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

That carbomb really should have got him instead of his daughter

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[–] Parzivus@hexbear.net 39 points 17 hours ago

It has been funny(?) seeing some conservative catholics swallow their racism to support this guy since he seems to hate Muslims and gay people more than the other candidates

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