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[–] ouigol@lemmy.world 37 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Needs a proprietary name though

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 45 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is the store brand. Costs ⅔ as much as brand name, contains the exact same ingredients.

[–] TrismegistusMx@slrpnk.net 29 points 1 year ago

Often made in the same factories.

[–] Dkarma@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Gork@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maximum Existential Crisis Strength

[–] gnomesaiyan@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't need to take drugs to have an existential crisis. Just turn on the news.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Headache in 20 minutes guaranteed!

[–] LongbottomLeaf@lemmy.nz 10 points 1 year ago

Gringo ayahuasca. Iowasca?

[–] EatYouWell@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago
[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Zeliexatrin. I just invented that

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago
[–] Orbituary@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago
[–] LemmyIsFantastic@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] havokdj@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Really should happen to be honest, paired with a mandatory education class and requirement of a license. You already need a license to buy other substances such as cigarettes, alcohol, prescription medication, etc.

Just give the people what they want FFS.

[–] AutistoMephisto@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I don't know why you're getting downvotes. An education class sounds like a good idea. Using psychedelics/dissociatives can be dangerous for first-timers. Better they be educated about the things they might experience on their first trip.

[–] havokdj@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

It's because illegal substances have a negative connotation of them. It's ironic because they are not only physically safer than legal substances, but they are also both cheaper and have higher recreational value than them.

Also, if the masses started doing psychedelics, it would be the downfall of capitalism as everyone begins to realize that the world's governments and corporations are full of shit. Psychedelics really are the metaphorical third eye opener they are touted to be.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I don’t know man I microdosed acid for a while and realized I needed to get a job

[–] havokdj@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I didn't say anything about not working, though I don't really recommend doing any substances at all if you are not in a decent enough financial situation.

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

having ambition is not something only capitalism can provide you with. You can you know, do things, in any system

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[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I’m all for educating people about psychedelics I just don’t want congress building that curriculum

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[–] rambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago (5 children)

You need a license to buy cigs and alcohol?

[–] skyspydude1@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

OI MATE, YOU GOT A LOISENCE FOR THAT CIGGY?

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[–] zaph@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago (4 children)

You already need a license to buy other substances such as cigarettes, alcohol, prescription medication, etc.

Where? You need an ID but not a license specifically where I'm from.

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[–] gnomesaiyan@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Now with extra self-transforming elf machines!

One time I impregnated a machine elf and created a whole race of eldritch borgs.

[–] K0W4LSK1@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As long as i can buy a cheap no name brand im in

[–] frshmt@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Go straight to the source and lick the frog!

[–] tryptaminev@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago

Frogs would be 5-Methoxy-DMT though.

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[–] Psychodelic@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

One sure can dream

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 8 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I prefer the toad version.

[–] tslnox@reddthat.com 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dried frog pills are no more :-(

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toad classic

[–] Orbituary@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Seriously, though, toad is fucked. Great... But fucked.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah! What's this toad-free shit?

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[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Wouldn’t it hafta be 5-MeO if it was gelcaps? n,n likes to be vaporized.

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Not if it includes an MAOI like the "box" says. This is basically fictional Ayahuasca extract in pill form.

[–] YIj54yALOJxEsY20eU@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Pharmahuasca

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago

I totally missed the MAOI part!

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 year ago

...or so I've heard

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Communicate with Entities

Lots of people can do that already

[–] havokdj@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Hello, are you the living entity known as ChaoticNeutralCzech?

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@lemmy.one 7 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Ą̶̛̛̰͑́̐̿̐̋͘͝͝S̴̨̛̺̞̜̺̦̭̬̮͇̖̄̋̽K̸̭͓̺̫̤̯̅͗̽̓͌̆̊̓́̆͑̚͘͟͡ ̴̺̺̝̯̇̀̉̉̓͐̄͝͝͝Ÿ̶̧̡͈͈̱͖͈̭́̂̀̐͋͆̿̄͋͊̇̕Ō̸̧̖̲̥͚͕U̴͕̭̤̗͔̱͕͓͎͉͍̩̯̒̏̍́͒͂̊͜Ṙ̴̡͚̖̺͎̣͈̊̅̍̀̊̎͐̉̓̚͠ ̷͕̼̩͆̈́͋̉̈́̋́͝Q̴̡̧̛͚̹͈̜̹͍̭̌̀̓͊͋̅͋͋̓̊̌̽̿Ư̶̺̜̟̰̱̪͕͌̎̓̈́͑̊͘͟͝E̶͚̩͓̮̥͓͔̻͑͑́̎͌͐̒̕͝S̶̮̺̯̦̈̈́̄̃̌̅̔̍́́͒̐̔͡͠T̶̢̧̰̱͍̿̈́̈́̆̐̿̂̈̂̽̓͘͠ͅI̵̤̦̱̤̣͕̼̮̲͕̔̔͐̆̇͒͌̀͌̓̇̒͟͝͠Ó̷͎̣̊̇̿̈͘N̶͚̼̑̓̀,̷̢̲͎͕̝͚̃̔̾͋́͛͌̄͊̽̀͟͡ ̵̧̞͈̹̩͉͎͇͊̇̾̾̈́̌̂͊͆̀̿̐̏̊̒͝M̷̡̠͓͈̳̹̹̹̗̱̺̈́̽̏̐̈̒́̉̃͗̊͗͟O̴̧̾̋̊͑̄̒̄͊̓̅͌͒̕͡Ṟ̷̡̡̛̰̮̯̣͙̜͕͍̈́̂͋̈̂̂̕͟Ţ̸͕̮̤̻̦͇͎̲̻̤̱̪̖͆̾̀͛͡Ả̷͚̬̜͈͊́̊̈́̒̿̿̅̅̅͘͠L̷̲̺̞̈́́̓͟͝

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[–] tslnox@reddthat.com 5 points 1 year ago

Sad Bursar noises

[–] LongbottomLeaf@lemmy.nz 3 points 1 year ago
[–] Jolteon@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Can anyone read the "parents" notice?

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