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[–] ouigol@lemmy.world 37 points 2 years ago (6 children)

Needs a proprietary name though

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 45 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This is the store brand. Costs ⅔ as much as brand name, contains the exact same ingredients.

[–] TrismegistusMx@slrpnk.net 29 points 2 years ago

Often made in the same factories.

[–] Dkarma@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Gork@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Maximum Existential Crisis Strength

[–] gnomesaiyan@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I don't need to take drugs to have an existential crisis. Just turn on the news.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

Headache in 20 minutes guaranteed!

[–] LongbottomLeaf@lemmy.nz 10 points 2 years ago

Gringo ayahuasca. Iowasca?

[–] EatYouWell@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago
[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Zeliexatrin. I just invented that

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago
[–] Orbituary@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago
[–] LemmyIsFantastic@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] havokdj@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Really should happen to be honest, paired with a mandatory education class and requirement of a license. You already need a license to buy other substances such as cigarettes, alcohol, prescription medication, etc.

Just give the people what they want FFS.

[–] AutistoMephisto@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (5 children)

I don't know why you're getting downvotes. An education class sounds like a good idea. Using psychedelics/dissociatives can be dangerous for first-timers. Better they be educated about the things they might experience on their first trip.

[–] havokdj@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (3 children)

It's because illegal substances have a negative connotation of them. It's ironic because they are not only physically safer than legal substances, but they are also both cheaper and have higher recreational value than them.

Also, if the masses started doing psychedelics, it would be the downfall of capitalism as everyone begins to realize that the world's governments and corporations are full of shit. Psychedelics really are the metaphorical third eye opener they are touted to be.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I don’t know man I microdosed acid for a while and realized I needed to get a job

[–] havokdj@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I didn't say anything about not working, though I don't really recommend doing any substances at all if you are not in a decent enough financial situation.

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

having ambition is not something only capitalism can provide you with. You can you know, do things, in any system

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[–] rambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 years ago (5 children)

You need a license to buy cigs and alcohol?

[–] skyspydude1@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

OI MATE, YOU GOT A LOISENCE FOR THAT CIGGY?

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[–] zaph@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago (4 children)

You already need a license to buy other substances such as cigarettes, alcohol, prescription medication, etc.

Where? You need an ID but not a license specifically where I'm from.

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[–] gnomesaiyan@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Now with extra self-transforming elf machines!

One time I impregnated a machine elf and created a whole race of eldritch borgs.

[–] K0W4LSK1@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

As long as i can buy a cheap no name brand im in

[–] frshmt@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Go straight to the source and lick the frog!

[–] tryptaminev@feddit.de 3 points 2 years ago

Frogs would be 5-Methoxy-DMT though.

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[–] Psychodelic@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

One sure can dream

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 8 points 2 years ago (4 children)

I prefer the toad version.

[–] tslnox@reddthat.com 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Dried frog pills are no more :-(

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[–] MonsiuerPatEBrown@reddthat.com 4 points 2 years ago

toad classic

[–] Orbituary@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Seriously, though, toad is fucked. Great... But fucked.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah! What's this toad-free shit?

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[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Wouldn’t it hafta be 5-MeO if it was gelcaps? n,n likes to be vaporized.

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Not if it includes an MAOI like the "box" says. This is basically fictional Ayahuasca extract in pill form.

[–] YIj54yALOJxEsY20eU@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

Pharmahuasca

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 years ago

I totally missed the MAOI part!

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 years ago

...or so I've heard

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Communicate with Entities

Lots of people can do that already

[–] havokdj@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Hello, are you the living entity known as ChaoticNeutralCzech?

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@lemmy.one 7 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Ą̶̛̛̰͑́̐̿̐̋͘͝͝S̴̨̛̺̞̜̺̦̭̬̮͇̖̄̋̽K̸̭͓̺̫̤̯̅͗̽̓͌̆̊̓́̆͑̚͘͟͡ ̴̺̺̝̯̇̀̉̉̓͐̄͝͝͝Ÿ̶̧̡͈͈̱͖͈̭́̂̀̐͋͆̿̄͋͊̇̕Ō̸̧̖̲̥͚͕U̴͕̭̤̗͔̱͕͓͎͉͍̩̯̒̏̍́͒͂̊͜Ṙ̴̡͚̖̺͎̣͈̊̅̍̀̊̎͐̉̓̚͠ ̷͕̼̩͆̈́͋̉̈́̋́͝Q̴̡̧̛͚̹͈̜̹͍̭̌̀̓͊͋̅͋͋̓̊̌̽̿Ư̶̺̜̟̰̱̪͕͌̎̓̈́͑̊͘͟͝E̶͚̩͓̮̥͓͔̻͑͑́̎͌͐̒̕͝S̶̮̺̯̦̈̈́̄̃̌̅̔̍́́͒̐̔͡͠T̶̢̧̰̱͍̿̈́̈́̆̐̿̂̈̂̽̓͘͠ͅI̵̤̦̱̤̣͕̼̮̲͕̔̔͐̆̇͒͌̀͌̓̇̒͟͝͠Ó̷͎̣̊̇̿̈͘N̶͚̼̑̓̀,̷̢̲͎͕̝͚̃̔̾͋́͛͌̄͊̽̀͟͡ ̵̧̞͈̹̩͉͎͇͊̇̾̾̈́̌̂͊͆̀̿̐̏̊̒͝M̷̡̠͓͈̳̹̹̹̗̱̺̈́̽̏̐̈̒́̉̃͗̊͗͟O̴̧̾̋̊͑̄̒̄͊̓̅͌͒̕͡Ṟ̷̡̡̛̰̮̯̣͙̜͕͍̈́̂͋̈̂̂̕͟Ţ̸͕̮̤̻̦͇͎̲̻̤̱̪̖͆̾̀͛͡Ả̷͚̬̜͈͊́̊̈́̒̿̿̅̅̅͘͠L̷̲̺̞̈́́̓͟͝

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[–] tslnox@reddthat.com 5 points 2 years ago

Sad Bursar noises

[–] LongbottomLeaf@lemmy.nz 3 points 2 years ago
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