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I mean, yeah I secretly do this every time I offer toast to Christians, but like why is it even a big deal? It’s stupid, just eat the toast. Don’t even worry about it. Just eat the toast. Eat the toast.
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If you're a Christian and you believe the "SATAN" toast poses some sort of threat to your immortal soul, then I'm sorry but you're doing idolatry.
So many questions:
It works like holy water, if at least 51% of a glob of jam is Satan jam, the whole glob becomes Satan jam
It's so funny to imagine a pastor carefully writing "SATAN" in jam on his bread for some internet attention
True but I'm usually referring to this guy
I'm usually referring to one of the Kasekela males who fought in the Gombe Chimpanzee War
Hi, atheist here. This guy seems pretty cool. 
As an Atheist, I wouldn't just write satan and smear it. I would write the names of many gods and see if anyone has a sudden epiphany.
Make sure to write Ereshkegal's name on my toast then!
why would atheists believe in satan?
Because according to God's ~~belt~~ fearing people of the good book, atheists aren't actually atheists but agents of the devil sent to earth to spread satanic mortal sins and blasphemy to make more people fall to the dark side.
Just to own the christos.
Satanists are by and large atheists, the cool ones are also left anarchists, the uncool ones are randians
they think everyone believes in god and we just lie that we don't
I just draw a fully detailed sigil of baphomet. better jam coverage
If you eat the Satan toast, will you die?
:the-pope: It would be extremely painful!
You're a big pontiff
4 you
I write the summoning symbols of Dābbah min al-Arḍ encircled by the phases of the moon.
it takes me like 15 minutes to make toast, but it's worth it to know a portal to the foetid outer darkness will open in their mind and life their mind to dark and distant shores.
get rekt Sunday brunch losers.
I just draw a dick and suck it off the toast, then give you a slightly soggy plain toast
I haven't had people spread butter and jam on toast, then hand the toast to me since I moved out of my parents house 15 years ago
What's wrong with writing the accusative singular form of the Esperanto word for "satiated" on a piece of toast‽ I just want you to have a good meal!!
I guess it comes off as a bit pushy? What if I just wanted to have a satisfactory meal and not a good meal?
Think it's a bit hard to write letters if your jam comes in a jar and you gotta spoon it out?
I think that's just adding a bit of challenge to spreading the word and love of sweet Oblivion to the many lambs of Luther.
Ah, that’s the plot twist, this is actually BBQ sauce.
Ah guck fucj fuck that's horrid!
They make squeeze to dispense containers for jam, sort of like ketchup bottles.
Boo real atheists master the butter knife blade and write Satan's name in cursive to own the lambs of Luther!
Mmm, French fries and jam.
I can’t believe that this is serious…also, where is the butter?
In this house we go in dry to truly appreciate the flavor of the grains, nuts, and fruits within the freshly sliced and toasted bread!
We don’t normally have seeded bread, but next time I have the oppurtunity I’m going to do it your way.
Make sure to be really hydrated and take your time chewing the bread until your saliva really starts making the bread taste sweeter than it initially was. It's easier if it's a thicker slice of bread that's fluffy on the inside.
I for sure take my jar of jam and knife in the word Satan on the toast, then spread around my creation just to fool unsuspecting, pure Christians. I giggle as a part of their soul is sent to hell with each unholy bite.
What's the split between you and the devils of hell on the extracted soul drops from each victim?
I just do it for the love of the game. The devil can keep his souls
it's giving religious OCD
I do this every time
I don't get the big deal? Mr. Satan is a chump
I'm going to start putting political messages into the food not bombs dishes now, thanks for the idea protestant twitter!
Would anyone like a sandwich that subliminally tells them to read theory?
Would anyone like a sandwich that subliminally tells them to read theory?
sure why not, worth a shot
Dear Protestants:
You claim Satan is written in jam, but Satan eats Cheez-Whiz.
Checkmate bibloids
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