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"China is intent on using spies to monitor and influence events outside its own borders. 60 Minutes reports on why China’s spies are on the rise, and what happens when one gets caught in the U.S."
13-minute video segment aired on Sunday on CBS. The CBS article includes a full summary of the video.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/china-spies-in-us-60-minutes/
https://archive.is/q94nZ (cbs)
Remember when the CIA had to admit that their entire spy network in China got got? Good times.
Anyway what's funniest about this is that Chinese spies almost exclusively work through digital devices because it turns out it's easier to hack America's private spying firms (all modern computer companies) than it is to do things manually.
Anyway what's funniest about this is that Chinese spies almost exclusively work through digital devices because it turns out it's easier to hack America's private spying firms (all modern computer companies) than it is to do things manually.
Okay, but if they decide they need a guy, Xi please call me
Producer Keith "ass wipe" Sharman (toilet paper ass name) and Roxxane "Turn on the Red Scare" Fe(In)tel from 
Town university.
🎶 BUT! There is no State media in America and journalism flows with ease. 🎶
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China doesn't need spies because American leaders just tweet top secret plans in gaming group chats. Why would they bother physically sending people to the US where they could get caught?
liberals when signal leaks 
me when signal leaks 
i hope somebody warned the fucking bombing targets.
Yeah. If you want to know the government's next move, go on twitter. If you want to know their foreign policy, listen for the explosions. What does the US even have of value that you'd want the inside scoop on?
damn I hope they recruit me. I don't have access to much, but I'd be psyched for the opportunity to eventually emigrate.
I'm a freelancer 50 cent party trooper.
US: constantly threatens to undermine and destroy China Also US: Why would China spy on us??
...did they photoshop Xi to look chubbier?
The 
face treatment, shrunk Xi’s face for the memes.
Dang he does look kind of round
THICC XI
It's not right! They need to buy all that data from google, microsoft, and amazon like the rest of the world! 
Amerikkkans: “You have a moral responsibility to share your data with our infallible corporate gods! Otherwise you’re woke and not cooooooooool!”
Also Amerikkkans: “How come the scary brown people keep getting our data?”
I'm sure this won't inspire racist acts against Asian people (because they can't tell the difference)
First as tragedy or whatever
When did we get Jon Bois as an emote
G-string??
lol, 
Please stop suing us! We'll fall in line!
What do you mean fear mongering? Every American on this website is a spy for China
Xi 🙏
Not even 2 weeks after the CIA just released a ficking trailer to recruit Chinese citizens as spies
If the US has nothing to hide then it has nothing to worry about.
Why would they want intelligence on the country that has dozens of military bases in China's neighbors?
I would like an intimate encounter with my Chinese spy plz.
Ready to be "compromised"
Hypocritical of the host of 60 minutes, who is clearly a spy for the lizard people, complaining about Chinese spies.
Didn't they literally just have like half the staff there quit because they were being turned into a (even more blatant) propaganda outlet?
RHCP were right!
chinafornication
You don't under any circumstances gotta hand it to em
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