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[–] cattywampas@lemm.ee 112 points 1 week ago (2 children)

An argument isn't just saying "no it isn't."

Yes it is.

No it isn't!

[–] Feeee23@lemmy.world 50 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago

Good morning.

[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

YES IT IS YOU CHEEKY BLOOMING BASTARD!

(Insults and contradictions have been merged as a cost cutting measure....)

[–] MDCCCLV@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I dont have to take this from some vacuous stuffy nosed malodorous pervert.

[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

Oh yes you do you Oxford dictionary snorting son of an omnibus Rogering excuse of a hamster!

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 44 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (7 children)

I think this was their best skit. I have no idea why people think the dead parrot one was the best.

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 31 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Exactly. Especially when it's the cheese shop sketch.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Nah, it was a different one, you know what I mean? Nudge nudge wink wink, say no more.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Does your wife like photography? Eh? Say no more!

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Candid photos, eh‽

[–] HakunaHafada@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

My personal favorite!

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Come on the cheese shop wasn’t even in their best twenty skits.

[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

Dead parrot anyone?

[–] Tenoteve@feddit.org 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] b_tr3e@feddit.org 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Yes, it was. The headline is absolutely clear about that.

[–] loomy@lemy.lol 6 points 1 week ago

obviously funny walking or illegal sadness was best

[–] ryan213@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 week ago

Yes it is. The parrot one isn't funny at all

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I told you once.

[–] Naz@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

The dead parrot joke was originally about a man buying a dead slave and comes from a Greek book of humor from around the fourth century AD.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Some people can only appreciate slapstick.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Possibly because you're actually thinking of "confuse a cat", which can happen as it's late.

[–] ryan213@lemmy.ca 25 points 1 week ago

Probably my favourite skit from them. They had so many!

I hope he paid the guy...

[–] grue@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

ITT: no actual arguments, just mere contradictions.

[–] skye@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] swab148@lemm.ee 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This isn't argument, it's just contradiction!

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] supercriticalcheese@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You are wrong and my dad beats your dad.

[–] Nusm@yall.theatl.social 1 points 1 week ago

Look, if I argue with you, I must take up a contrary position.

[–] Tedesche@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago
[–] Nusm@yall.theatl.social 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] b_tr3e@feddit.org 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Nusm@yall.theatl.social 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] b_tr3e@feddit.org 2 points 1 week ago

Always the last word, do you? Nevertheless you didn't. Definitely not.

[–] nucleative@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

If you came looking for the video: https://youtu.be/uLlv_aZjHXc

[–] b_tr3e@feddit.org 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 week ago

Yes they did!

[–] lime@feddit.nu 9 points 1 week ago

sorry, this is abuse.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago

No they didn't

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Monty Python recycled marriage