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I wouldn't even hide that watch up my ass.

[–] knight_alva@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

So you are fiscally irresponsible and you are proud of it? Good to know…

[–] hansolo@lemm.ee 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

"Yes, your fancy jewelry is very pretty. Good job."

Edit: after I stopped laughing, of course.

[–] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

That's not a very high bar, boomer.

[–] Sneptaur@pawb.social 3 points 1 day ago

Compliment it and remember that the guy is an asshole lmao

[–] Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago (4 children)
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Shoot the man.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 3 points 1 day ago

Cool story bro

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Your pathetic status symbols only show how anxious and insecure you are.

[–] Fontasia@feddit.nl 6 points 2 days ago

Will your regular charge you half price when she doesn't see you wearing it?

[–] Deme@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Quite a low bar considering that I don't need a car of my own.

[–] Tja@programming.dev 5 points 2 days ago

Smile and say "it's very pretty".

Bragging is lower-class behavior

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 4 points 2 days ago
[–] 13igTyme@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

"What a horrible financial decision"

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 5 points 2 days ago

That watch salesman really ripped you off then.

[–] Mvlad88@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Ok, and what's your question?

[–] interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The doom-slab in my contains rocks forced to think with lasers and it's cheap enough that I can lose or drop without shedding a tear. And you know the best part ? It tells time 3 orders of magnitude more accurately than you watch.

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[–] TheDemonBuer@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

I couldn't care less.

[–] amorpheus@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

That's how they'll know whose assets to liquidate when the world wakes up.

[–] omgboom@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 days ago

"your wife is still sleeping with the pool boy"

[–] 58008@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Good for you man, that's a really great watch 😊

Sad little men like that are most hurt by you not being offended by them. It's like with internet trolls; non-engagement is the best weapon. It also happens to require the least amount of energy or time. So easy, but so devastating to their ego.

[–] Aeao@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

What time is it?

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

"Big deal- I also have a small cock."

No wait I wanna change it to "I have a small cock too, but nobody can tell just by looking at me"

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

This isn't a car

[–] zebidiah@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

"Fuck outta here with your garbage little trinket. Rolex as a whole, doesn't come anywhere NEAR the big three in any capacity, so go get yourself a real watch and I might be impressed, because all you've shown me so far is your have more money than taste...*

[–] madcaesar@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Yao_Ming.gif

[–] nthavoc 1 points 1 day ago

That's when you pull Nick Swarsdson's wrist watch bit. "Hey man I can't read my watch, can you read my watch?"

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Smile really big and start laughing. Maintain the smile, maintain eye contact.

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