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[–] Lightor@lemmy.world 9 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

I love the half-assed attempt at the shape, especially Texas. Chef's kiss.

[–] bumblefumble@mander.xyz 78 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Reminds me of this gem from The New Yorker:

[–] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Utah is definitely not south of Vegas

[–] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 92 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The absolutely chaotic choice to label Pike's Peak really made this for me.

I suppose it's a jab that out of all 900 square light years of Alaska a lot of those inset maps will only call out Denali.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] huppakee@lemm.ee 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

European here, is pike's peak high?

[–] WHARRGARBL@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Alaska has the ten tallest US mountains, with Denali being the most spectacular at 6141 m prominence.

The lower 48 states don’t come anywhere near the majesty of Alaska’s mountains, but they have their little spots of local pride. Pike’s Peak was hailed as a huge mountain during western exploration, with a prominence of 1686 m.

This map is taking the piss.

[–] Sconrad122@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago

Mauna Kea at 9330m prominence being absolutely disrespected by you landlubbers

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 day ago

No, it's not particularly high, even compared to all the other mountains in Colorado. What makes it famous is that it stands alone, while the other mountains in the state are all in a mountain range. So it is pretty striking.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

It's not a peak mountain but it is a mountain peak.

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 day ago

mtn

Means To Notice?

[–] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 7 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Get a real peninsula instead of that little cocklet you have hanging in the Atlantic.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 5 points 21 hours ago

I must be signed into the wrong account, this isn't where I normally find Small Peninsula Humiliation

[–] DragonSidedD@lemmy.ml 32 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I like how they cut Texas off at the 'nards

[–] Tollana1234567 2 points 1 day ago

They commissioned bugs Bunny to use the crust cutting saw

[–] dontpanic@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hey it’s more than Michigan got, though maybe we belong to Canada on this map, if so I accept on behalf of the ‘ganders.

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

When it's time, I'm sure Canada will love to have you join. Get your application in soon, though, as the worry is a lot of regions will want to join soon - your leader activated his secret police, often an escalation milestone - and there could be a processing* delay.

(Which we pronounce like 'chosen' or 'pronounce' or 'pronoun', if you want to practice now)

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 1 points 22 hours ago

It’s because they imagine everything in city blocks

[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 day ago

Wait Rhode Island isn't labelled on the inset, rude.