We have yurts, we have hunting eagles, we have horses, we have composite bows, we have throat singing, we have raids
Actually whats the line between long term camping and being a steppe nomad?
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Confucianism during the yuan dynasty
We're having a struggle session over whether you 'toast' marshmallows or 'roast' marshmallows.
In my tendency we don't do marshmallows, only chocolate and graham crackers touch our lips 
Actually prescribing the correct way to prepare a marshmallow is just another indication of the latent authoritarian flaws in your ideology. Taste is subjective and fire inherently chaotic, each marshmallow is different, each fire different, and the conditions of each preparation (indeed the fire may not be involved at all!) a subtle dance of infinite variables.
True revolutionaries trust the toaster to figure out how they would like their own marshmallow, and each camp to arrange their own ettique sensitive to local conditions.
okay can we at least agree smores are absolute shite
Sounds like seppo bullshit so I'm inclined to agree. Is this leftist unity?
My personal opinion is a slow toast that liquifies the entire center leaving only a micrometer thick browned crust containing the goo.
sounds pretty good even if i never ate a smore nor a burnt marshmallow
also happy cake time day thing or whatever, happy time of account creation! happy birthday? no. happy cake time day thing stuff
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i never ate a smores but i remember eating some biscuit sandwich made with some artificial jalapeno flavoring paste and it was nice but i'll never have them again, i think they were from italy
That sounds unreal, id like yo try a jalapeno paste biscuit . I've only had smores once when my cousins who were born in the US introduced them to us. It definitely was a 'less than the sum of its parts' camp food. Our camping dessert is a dessert jaffle (toasted sandwich over coals, in a sandwich iron) usually with banana, pb and either jam or golden syrup
whoa, sweet sammich??
i think it WAS unreal because not even my mom remembers where she got them. i somehow remember them. i think that's what started my love for spicy stuff
If you've never had a banana sandwich you're doing yourself a disservice. I like it with white bread and mushy banana. The dessert jaffle is a souped up version of that. We don't go in for stuff like nutella or lotus/bischoff because they are less versatile as a camping food
i ate pancakes with banana and chocolate spread that kinda counts
also i do not deserve joy for now
Yup, very much same idea. Yummo
Edit: you always deserve joy 
i guess the pression kicked in for me. i don't have money to get an official diagnosis but i have felt unyipyip for a long-ish time. a few years i guess? time is an illusion
I'm starting a new sect which is a cult of personality based on smorism
we just don't want your smell to attract bears
This is just more anti-bidetism. I'm being singled out for my values!
...there's camping? i've been here for almost a year and i hear this NOW?
Other posters from Lemmygrad are jealous of your posting powers
ohhh yeah 😎
they got the seriousness but i got the shitposts of the highest degree
it's too hot to go camping
Bad faith campist argument. Invite me to the camping group chat.
Sorry camps full I needed space for my camping dort
Owls are so selfish. I will work day and night to cleanse the owls from this instance!
Mao's four pests 四害 were actually mosquito, rat, fly and owl, but the revolutionary transcribing his directive had only just learnt to write to didn't know the hanzi for owl and wrote sparrow instead
Fun fact, they actually did kill some owls but it caused the dirt population in some areas to explode and caused serious ecological reprocussions
And another thing! Where's the fun in sitting around with a sniper rifle waiting for someone to come into view? Go! Run around the map! Be free! Stop being campists!
Too many bugs.
Im more of a second-glampist
mum said you need to invite me to your glamp sessions
I like to go camping in the wilderness of r/conservative
That's good that you have a community for conserving the environment
Yes conserving the wilderness