In all honesty I think all vaush, h3h3, and contrapoints discourse should be banned from this site. Pls🤞. I don’t want this place to be like r/thedeprogram

Call me dr eggman the way I'm fucking YOKED

That V*ush thread where a depressed person had to deal with thst creep did remind me of a dude i used to work wirh who was on his way out when I was on mt way in to my current gig amd we had a solid comedy back and forth. Around a month after I started my best friend OD'd and I took a couple days off and when I told this guy about it he to me lol.t blank he was gonna try to be even more annoying to me this week so id have something else to thi k about and hed would constantly fake me out about work stuff or just be a silly jerk and it was one of the nicest things anyone has done for me. He k me exactly what he needed to do at that time cl sideline g our relationship as co-workers who got into a good joking around thing. I have no idea where thst guy is now but on thar day he did the exactly correct thing for me

They gave Reed Richards the same moral dillema as Joel Miller (your child or the world) lol Pedro Pascal is only allowed to play one guy.

The bottle of vanilla at my work claims in its label to have 300 FLAVOR NOTES. First off, too fucking many. Too many notes. That is fretless flavor. I cant even think of 300 flavors as a longtime cook, and for vanilla extract that's 299 too many. If your vanilla tastes like 300 things, you fucked it up. That's not something to brag about. That absurdity notwithstanding, I just hate the pretentiousness of saying 'flavor notes' or worse 'flavor profile'. Its cop talk for fucking 'flavor'. Just say flavor, the extra words are useless

Had a Trump supporter in my cab last night, said some shit about Trump being a peaceful president. I replied "tell that to the Iranians"

Guy turns on a dime, starts ranting about how we need to randomly bomb other countries in order to "play the game of empires". I say we shouldn't play any game that kills millions of people.

I think I genuinely caused him to BSOD when I said that Iran has every legal and moral right to pursue a nuclear weapon for deterrence reasons, because America and Israel are the most dangerous and aggressive countries on the planet and it isn't even close. After that he got totally incoherent.

The ride was only like 3 minutes so it didn't really have enough time to get out of control. I dream of someday getting a ride with a chud who crosses the line and I get to kick their ass out of my cab on the side of the highway but that hasn't happened yet.

The year is 4566 CE. Representatives from China and America meet to discuss trade and diplomacy, and mark the beginning of their discussions by ceremonially agreeing to "extend the tariff deadline." This ritual has marked every diplomatic meeting between the two civilizations, encompassing multiple states since time immemorial. Why the two countries do this is debated among scholars and historians, but the origin of the ritual is ultimately unknown.

Resident alien is good thanks for people who recommended it

swirling wine around glass You know in France, they call death "the big cum"

Baseball

Tfw target has more security goons standing by the door than they have checkstands open. Really lays out their priorities

I definitely put waaaay too much onion in this chili i'm making. I threw in a fist sized glob of heavily caramelized onions and then i realized "wait that's half of an entire bag of onions"

Feels bad, feels very bad. I once again have to walk on egg shells when discussing politics around my friends because most of them are in “defend democrats at all costs” mode

Not great

My lib dad is texting me AI slop YouTube videos of Trump. Please make it stop.

Political Satire just died for real. Tom Lehrer dead at 97

USian socialists need to work "deep state" into their vocabulary. Its not to hard and applicable to most things as a replacement for capitalism, and there are known ghouls that can be used as representation. And with the Epstein shit going down, the public is pretty conspiratorially minded, maybe rightfully so.

I've seen PYM using what might be considered "aggressive" tactics, for instance protesting at the home of an executive from Boston Consulting Group(BCG).

Appetite for revolutionary activities seems to be rising, while most things are shit it still gives me some hope

My knowledge doesn't extend beyond bean chili

oh shiiit 5 years? Kinda of wild to think about

Person who works at the grocery store and chats me up every time who Im pretty sure has a crush on me and im very sure theyre too young had been using music as a go-to conversation thing, cause I look very punk so it's a seemingly easy in. It actually puts me in an awkward place conversationally where I try to not come off as an elitist when explaining all the music im particularly into is very very underground. She showed my her Ghost shirt, and while I have heard a dong or two and don't like em, I decided it would be best just to say I've never heard a song. If im in a position where I can put on some tunes I can talk anyone's ear off about music, but for a conversation in a store it's kinda hard cause all I can really do is list bands people have never heard of and the occasional one hit wonders from the 80s who have amazing cataloges outside that hit

"The walls are closing in on the trump admin" like obviously this time feels a bit different with half his base pissed but i have almost zero doubt he'll wriggle his way out of this one

Been offline more than usual for a bit and I forgot how easy it is to be unaware of what’s going on. You can so easily get lost by the multiple distractions and completely miss what’s developing, and this is coming from someone who lives in the global south. It’s probably a lot easier for normies to be unaware of what’s going on in the world while living in the imperial core.

it is july 27 and stalin saved the world from fascism

This is so well done

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT6kp7PcE/

I’m sure someone way smarter than me pointed this out, but is it just me or is an underreported strategy of the elite’s class warfare on the poor is lumpenproleization?

Every job and every last penny you have? All concessions the porks hate to make. They hate hiring, they hate when their business has to expand despite it supposedly being a sign of success. But thankfully for them, they can get together and agree to be pickier and pickier when they have no choice but to hire, and more than a quarter of the population in the US is functionally unemployed (including underemployment).

In sum, 25% of the country is lumpenproletariat and I am one of them. It’s a humiliation ritual to demoralize. Like it isn’t even faceless greed, this is smug, malevolent malice porks are doing simply because they can. Lumpenproletariat have also historically been easier to redirect to fascist elements, which is good for porky as it serves to increase the loyalty of the poor.

I mean think about all good and worthwhile music wasnt made by rich people, if you got money stop doing music and go be a doctor or donate your time. You dont belong here, this is not your lane.

Your art cant even hope to start until you give back to the world in a meaningful material way, not some bullshit free concert. Like give free lessons, volunteer somewhere regularly do something you pieces of shit.

Im riding such a wave right now, i finally feel like a full fledged musician and i did it all by myself. Eat the rich. You cant take this away from me you monsters