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[–] bastion@feddit.nl 4 points 6 days ago
[–] TheGuyTM3@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Lose lose scenario.

Either i become pretty, and cool, and I get kidnapped by the US army for being a potential biological weapon, tortured, and cut in pieces.

Or my waifu becomes real, and get kidnapped by the US army for being a potential biological weapon, and i get interroged, isolated and tortured on how i got contact with this entity.

So i prefer that my waifu stays imaginary. Can't be different and live quietly, on this world πŸ˜”

[–] Monster96@lemmy.world 99 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] s@piefed.world 63 points 1 week ago (3 children)

If I become my waifu, do I cease to be real?

[–] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

That was my first thought!

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 week ago

If not, then the premise should really be: "your Waifu becomes real, but there's a 50% chance you are the one becoming your Waifu".

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[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 43 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I’m a 38 year old man, I don’t have a waifu.

[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 58 points 1 week ago (6 children)

I'm so sorry that happened to you

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[–] nialv7@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

So you either get nothing or you cease to exist.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

I'm a 30 year old woman, I just have an ordinary wife

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 38 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The small print here is that if you become your waifu it's just that you are eternally trapped as a body pillow for some creepy dude that fucks you and lets the cum dry up and flake off naturally.

[–] serenissi@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] MTK@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago

If I pressed the button you would

[–] MarriedCavelady50@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 week ago

It’s a yes or no question bud

[–] LordKitsuna@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago

Literally who would say no to that? Win either way

[–] RepleteLocum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not that shitty porn game ad. I had to block the guy on Reddit, because he spammed it everywhere and now I gotta see this shit on lemmy too.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 27 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Wait, have I missed some internet porn lore?

[–] Promestein@lemmynsfw.com 19 points 1 week ago (3 children)

That character is from the game Another Chance, which in the grand scheme of porn games is pretty decent. Now that's primarily because 90% of porn games suck, but I digress. The guy who makes the game likes to promote it anywhere he can on Reddit with memes like this one, or other pretty basic memes but replaced with characters from the game. Then when people ask who the characters are he can shill

I don't find it to be any worse than onlyfans promo, but I like porn games 🀷

[–] Katana314@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Honestly I can kinda respect advertising that goes for a slow play and isn’t overtly in your face.

[–] Promestein@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 1 week ago

Well, like the onlyfans girls a lot of places have rules against direct self promotion. So you can post nudes, have links to onlyfans in your profile, but can't make a post directly to onlyfans. So this guy does basically the same thing, I don't know how noble he actually is

Ah, okay the reaction makes sense then. I honestly just took it as a shitpost.

As someone who's never had that much interest in the genre it didn't immediately scream porn game to me. Could just as well have been a Jehovas Witnesses cartoon.

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[–] MattW03@lemmy.ca 26 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

the character in the photo is from the porn game Another Chance

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[–] npdean 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Anons, would you fuck yourself?

[–] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

I've been fucking myself since like 11.

[–] Mk23simp@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Only 50/50? Can I spam the button to get both guaranteed?

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Depending on your waifu I would sub to your OF

[–] Mk23simp@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 5 days ago

My waifu is in my username, actually, although it's a lesser known character. It's Mk23 from Girls' Frontline.

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[–] Electricd@lemmybefree.net 11 points 1 week ago

Degens will say this is a win win scenario

This is a win win scenario

[–] WorldsDumbestMan 11 points 1 week ago

You guys have waifus?

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 10 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Jokes on you, I don't have a waifu. That would mean I have a 50% chance of becoming nothing.

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[–] Afflictedlife@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 week ago

Wifu doesn't exist, win win

[–] cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)
[–] Allero 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

A character, most commonly from anime, that the person is obsessed with and would love to move to real life to marry.

ohhhhh jessica rabbit

[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] Carrot 9 points 1 week ago

50% chance of your 50% chance of you waifu becoming real becoming your waifu

[–] potato_wallrus@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I see no downside to this whatsoever, either way something's going in my ass

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Having partner of my type or me becoming my type? I can't lose!

[–] Nosavingthrow@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

"Of course I don"t mind that you never clean your sheets. Make love to me on your can pile!"

[–] tatann@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Joke's on you, my waifu is bi so I could still get girls

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 5 points 1 week ago

I'm happily married, so my wife is real. I'm not really sure how to interpret waifu in my scenario. There's not like one particular fictional character I like above others. Maybe Catra from She-Ra? So, if she became real it's not really like I'd be able to pursue her since I'm married. If I turned into her that would be terrifying because I would be a cat person with ears and a tail.

If I could know who my waifu is before pushing the button I would consider it, but if I don't then there's no way. The chances of being turned into something that's not human are too high. Like what if the "true waifu of my heart" is a succubus or something? How am I gonna live in society not looking like a person? That's sort of terrifying.

Just to make the discussion more interesting and less about a weird meta analysis, let's assume my waifu is a human person. Let's assume it's a woman. I'm open to the idea of a 50% chance of turning into a woman I find very attractive. I don't really have gender dysphoria, but there are a lot of things about my body I find unattractive that really bother me.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Reminds me of the bisexual awakening a lot of people have where they see people of their gender and mistakes their attraction to them as wanting to look more like them.

[–] Mk23simp@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 5 days ago

I had sort of the opposite as a trans lesbian. I thought that I was just really attracted to girls, but it turns out some of that was me wanting to be like them.

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