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[-] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 30 points 6 months ago

Literally just astrology for men

[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 9 points 6 months ago

It’s somehow worse. Astrology is silly and fun.

[-] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 6 months ago

So astrology...? But for men...?

[-] AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 24 points 6 months ago

Demisexual isn't a gender

[-] nobloat@lemmy.ml 23 points 6 months ago

Alpha man ? As in the release before all the bug fixes ?

[-] Kuori@hexbear.net 19 points 6 months ago

unstable, incomplete, doesn't do what it's supposed to

sounds about right yeah

[-] relay@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 6 months ago

That gives a new meaning to beta testing.

[-] funky_tomatoe@lemmygrad.ml 19 points 6 months ago
[-] CannotSleep420@lemmygrad.ml 34 points 6 months ago
[-] Flyberius@hexbear.net 21 points 6 months ago
[-] Rasm635u@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 6 months ago

screams in Danish and dissappears

[-] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 7 points 6 months ago

It's when the big red arrow points at John Wick's eye.

[-] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 18 points 6 months ago

You know, when I found out these weirdos believed in this stuff I thought 'eh, whatever, sounds odd but whatever', then I found out these weird losers considered themselves alphas, and it was the funniest thing ever. It's basically just celebrity worship when they call famous people alphas (which is nothing new), but that they actually consider themselves alphas is just hilarious.

[-] PoY@lemmygrad.ml 16 points 6 months ago

wait, sexual preference is gender?

[-] Tommasi@hexbear.net 16 points 6 months ago

Isn't the idea that alphas are packleaders for betas? If there's an equal amount of alphas and betas are they all just leading a single sidekick?

[-] CannotSleep420@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 6 months ago

Vox Day (a reactionary) came up with a male sociosexual hierarchy that has rungs below beta.

[-] Rasm635u@lemmygrad.ml 16 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I'm a fan of Hλlf-Life and therefore a λ male

[-] GreenWater@hexbear.net 13 points 6 months ago
[-] CannotSleep420@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 6 months ago

I read it as the male sociosexual hierarchy is so ridiculous that even grill pilled people who can't be asked to learn about queer liberation stuff see it as absurd.

[-] zifnab25@hexbear.net 13 points 6 months ago

Omega, the Final Male

[-] SpaceDogs@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 6 months ago

Omega isn’t on there because their pheromones are too strong and need to be inhibited by suppressants. IYKYK

[-] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 3 points 6 months ago
[-] InquisitiveApathy@lemm.ee 12 points 6 months ago

Why is Sigma listed higher than Beta and Gamma? Do these so-called alphas not know the Greek alphabet?

[-] pinguinu@lemmygrad.ml 18 points 6 months ago

You expect them to know anything at all?

[-] InquisitiveApathy@lemm.ee 9 points 6 months ago

I expect them to try harder and with at least 30% more bravado!

[-] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 8 points 6 months ago

The description for ligma male is pure cope. It's someone whose so not at the top that they're actually the real ones on the top. Fascism is fucking stupid.

[-] InquisitiveApathy@lemm.ee 4 points 6 months ago

They should just decide who gets to be on top Battle Royale style. Everyone who wants to be in the running enters and the last one alive gets to be the alpha. Everyone else can then lick their toes or whatever the fuck they think needs to happen ez pz.

[-] pinguinu@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 6 months ago

Gotta go clean and say I'm an Omega-3 male. I'm a total healthcel, I be chugging unsaturated fats like fr

[-] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 7 points 6 months ago

I'm quite literally an Omega male. Where that puts me on their sexual hierarchy I don't know or care. Probably at the bottom.

[-] IronicallyInTheWest@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 6 months ago

where my smegma males at?

[-] bennieandthez@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 6 months ago

diamat male gang where?

this post was submitted on 06 Jan 2024
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