I am a dumb Euro and I don't believe in USA's existence at all. I hope that helps. Ciao.
"I CREATED YOU, I CAN UNMAKE YOU!"
illinucky
wrong, it's actually
spoiler
misillinucky, don't forget Missouri!
edit: it's annoying how different platforms have different spoiler syntax
Little Egypt
Home of the Buttermid, the world's largest pyramid made of butter
So we got Cahokia, the Bass Pro Pyramid, and now a pyramid made of butter.
this joke doesn't really work because americans don't even know their own geography
they call these regions "flyover states" because they don't have hollywood or new york hotdogs
You really only need to know 5 states, california (this covers the entire west coast), NY (this covers everything north of Maryland), Florida (this covers everything south of North Carolina), Texas, and everything else is Ohio.
Virginia erasure 
Come over sometime, the folks at 1000 Colonial Farm Road, Langley, Fairfax County, Virginia are very nice.
A.D. 2101 - a malarial floodplain home to a gang of cannibal boaters, swamp pirates, and the last known whereabouts of the eldest son of the High Legatus of St. Louis.
on more job for a full pardon...
new york
Barkansas
SCP-5318008
:cognitohazard:
All borders are constructs, you can't trick me into learning geography.
New Madrid clearly
U.S. Out of North America!
Missillintucky
damn euros are so fucking slaves the the angloid media hegemony & they have remnants of a working education system. SO Obviously they know all your states (fucking Sims) , and Obvious they see that angloid subtribe put a fake state there ,thereby proving that euros generally know their shit.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Psht. Clearly that's Misilucky
I know this is a made up state, but please don't ask how I know...
Paducansas
Dismaine
Fine, I name this area "New Middlesex". You cannot use whatever the original name was ever again, and that is frankly exactly what you should have expected when you asked Europeans to name part of your country.
That's Ohio
It's Sohio
Is that the SoViEt uNiOn???
Ah, Illinoisourtucky, got some good memories from there
West Tuckysas
bodymore murderland
Not actually the region, since the region in the meme is essentially southern Illinois, but western Illinois is sometimes referred to as Forgottonia because of the neglect and absence of public investment in the area.
I drove from Chicago to Nashville a few years back and it was the most boring fucking road trip I've ever done. Apart from the weird truck stops with tigers and all the anti-abortion billboards.
I believe that is the Sexta State Area.
It's as legitimate as any of the other yankoid "states"
Oiskanteespi
Oiskanteesussy
I'm allowed to say whatever I want about American politics because the US has turned my country into a vassal state. I should get a vote in your election (I'd write in Hillary if course)
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