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[–] Vilian@lemmy.ca 119 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

thoughts are stored in the balls

[–] embed_me@programming.dev 19 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I mean, it's a strongly supported hypothesis. Sudden trauma to balls will disturb the consciousness and consequently thoughts

[–] RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

Balls have convinced people to do things they would never have otherwise done.

[–] Venator@lemmy.nz 6 points 9 months ago (2 children)

But then where is the pee stored?

[–] herrcaptain@lemmy.ca 7 points 9 months ago

Logically, in the thoughts.

Balls -> Thoughts -> Pee

[–] Romanmir 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

In the thigh pads, clearly.

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 3 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Waste is processed in the thigh pads, walking provides the pumping action.

[–] Head@lemmings.world 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] Vilian@lemmy.ca 1 points 9 months ago
[–] Romanmir 2 points 9 months ago

“And he shall know your ways, as if born to them..”

LISAN AL GAIB!!

[–] kewwwi@lemmy.world 64 points 9 months ago

this breathing technique will blow your mind

[–] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 56 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Scientists have discovered that the diaphragm is not the only body part that aids in breathing; the other will blow your mind.

[–] Facebones@reddthat.com 10 points 9 months ago

Biologists hate this one simple trick!

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 29 points 9 months ago

Breathe in, Meme rises from your testicles

Breathe out, Meme goes back and builds pressure in your testicles

You get shot in the chest, Meme becomes a Science Meme

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago

Fig. A: Retrograde anal hiccoughs can result in cerebral explosions.

[–] Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee 15 points 9 months ago

With every breath, a man thinks about sex

[–] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

I also think about sex between inhale and exhale

[–] SomeGuy69@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Testicles - life on their own or aliens?!?

[–] girl@sopuli.xyz 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

The Secret Life of Testicles, pixars next motion picture

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Solaire's quest line in Dark Souls

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 9 months ago

Is the penis the sunlight maggot?

[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

How to think with your balls

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 4 points 9 months ago

Scientists finally find location of g-spot

[–] IndirectSurprise@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 months ago

Inhale Exhale Just got an ounce in the mail

[–] trabpukcip@hexbear.net 4 points 9 months ago

Is this what those raw meat chuds mean when they say breathe through your balls?

[–] agent_flounder@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Guru Matt's Total Breath Control: Enlightenment is Stored in the Balls

[–] Wiggle_Hard@hilariouschaos.com 3 points 9 months ago

Inhale, exhale, Have the balls to think outside the box

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Jedis hate this one mind trick

[–] Tomassci@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago

Breathe without using lungs! NEUROSURGEONS HATE THIS ONE EASY TRICK!

[–] InfiniteKrebs@lemmy.ml 1 points 8 months ago

Sincerely interested in the source for this pic!