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My girlfriend (23) and I (M22) have been together for three years now. My girlfriend started her transition last year. And at first I was fine with her maid costumes and cat ears, and the way she voice trained by saying "ara ara", but lately my girlfriend has been taking all this anime stuff way too far. Yesterday's incident was the worst one yet. That afternoon I tried to call my girlfriend to invite her over, but she wouldn't answer… Then about ten minutes later I saw out of my front window, an M1 Abrams tank driving down the street, while being chased by police cars and helicopters.…Yeah, it turns out that my girlfriend had taken the whole "tanks are feminine" spiel from Girls und Panzer a bit too literally. And honestly, I should've guessed that "I'm going to joyride a tank" was what my girlfriend meant when she tweeted "Miho Nishizumi is so gender, #MTF #goals", but I just didn't think my girlfriend had it in her to deal $230,000 in property damage and injure 12 people. So yesterday's incident has put a serious strain on our relationship, and I could really just use some advice. Thanks!

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[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 57 points 9 months ago
[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 37 points 9 months ago

Sounds like you need to give your account to the based queen and hang your head in shame for being a liberal knifecat

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 35 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Let me just put on my reddit-logo commenter hat for a second

Clearly she's cheating on you just like all women, ever. Break up with her before she leaves you.

[–] Omegamint@hexbear.net 25 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The only option is divorce. Not married? Get married, then immediately divorce

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 23 points 9 months ago

Delete social media, hit a lawyer, hire a gym

[–] AutomatedPossum@hexbear.net 28 points 9 months ago

I think the best solution is if you two break up and your GF joins a revolutionary catgirl polycule.

[–] Zvyozdochka@hexbear.net 27 points 9 months ago

Transition goals t34 trans-heart

[–] viva_la_juche@hexbear.net 26 points 9 months ago
[–] bloubz@lemmygrad.ml 25 points 9 months ago

I knew this was worth reading

W GF

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 22 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Is the sport of tankery not the zenith of femininity? My only criticism is she could have been driving a ~~T34~~ T-34, comrade!

[–] ComradeEd@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

No, she should have been driving a T-34, the dash is important! Turns it from a Soviet (with) to Amerikkkan (without) tank (or vice-versa).

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 4 points 9 months ago

I literally forgor, ty for the reminder comrade rat-salute-2 t34

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 21 points 9 months ago

Fuck're you posting on here for, go help her operate the tank, it'll be more efficient that way

[–] Deadend@hexbear.net 18 points 9 months ago

Show her Fallout: New Vegas

[–] Ciel@lemmygrad.ml 17 points 9 months ago

this tpok uhh quite a turn

[–] Aquilae@hexbear.net 16 points 9 months ago
[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 4 points 9 months ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] BioWarfarePosadist@hexbear.net 16 points 9 months ago

Sounds about average TBH. YTA. You should have jumped into the tank and helped her reload. Those property damage numbers should have been way higher, but now you've messed up her K/D/A stats. It's going to be really hard to get it back up.

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 15 points 9 months ago

Need to feed her tradwife books from the 50s I guess

[–] omenmis@hexbear.net 14 points 9 months ago

get her into world of tanks. instead of 230k in property damage you can do 230k damage to your wallet

[–] Cromalin@hexbear.net 14 points 9 months ago (2 children)

try getting her into other anime and manga! kutsuzure sennen could convince her of the feminine ideal of being a soviet commissar and would be my personal pick, but i'm sure you could find something else

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's Kutsuzure Sensen to you, padrooshka.

[–] Cromalin@hexbear.net 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

whoops, sorry for the typo!

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Apparently one letter is all it takes to turn "frontline" into "millennium"

Or alternatively to turn "frontline" into "concentration" because Japanese has homophones for days

[–] Cromalin@hexbear.net 3 points 9 months ago

many such cases

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 3 points 9 months ago

More! Transfem! Commissars! trans-hammer-sickle

[–] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 13 points 9 months ago

Alternate title: β€œMy GF is a tankie and I don’t know what to do”

[–] Parzivus@hexbear.net 12 points 9 months ago

Clearly she isn't watching very carefully if she stole an Abrams. Get her to joyride a refurbished tank from a museum

[–] Yor@hexbear.net 11 points 9 months ago

sounds like she's infinitely based and someone could learn a bit from her berdly-smug

[–] Finger@hexbear.net 11 points 9 months ago

no more half measures walter

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] SSJ2Marx@hexbear.net 13 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)
[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 8 points 9 months ago

YTA this is perfectly normal behavior

[–] aaro@hexbear.net 8 points 9 months ago

EXTREMELY rare anime W

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] eldoom@lemmy.ml 6 points 9 months ago

Who tf is making these things?!

Absolutely glorious.

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 4 points 9 months ago

Misheard as "Wu Tank LAN" -- he was on his way to a LAN party to play some C&C Red Alert