CoD games have always been absolute bottom of the barrel politically and historically, but this one is shaping up to be outright fucking cancerous
games
Tabletop, DnD, board games, and minecraft. Also Animal Crossing.
-
3rd International Volunteer Brigade (Hexbear gaming discord)
Rules
- No racism, sexism, ableism, homophobia, or transphobia. Don't care if it's ironic don't post comments or content like that here.
- Mark spoilers
- No bad mouthing sonic games here :no-copyright:
- No gamers allowed :soviet-huff:
- No squabbling or petty arguments here. Remember to disengage and respect others choice to do so when an argument gets too much
They blamed the fucking Highway of Death on the ebil ruskies. Propaganda overdrive.
They became extremely insufferable after straying away from their futuristic nonsense and rebooting their contemporary imperialist “realism”. Now instead of having goofy Russian villains and B tier action heroes, you have a bunch of “””operators””” dealing with “””real””” issues
The first two were good!
There was a real brawl in the early 2000's over who wore the crown of WWII shooter, CoD, Medal Of Honor (remember those games?) or Day Of Defeat. Personally I like MOH
Battlefield 1942
oh shit how did I forget bf1942?
Because you are a filthy casual
Oh, of course. I was in the middle of those fights as someone who loved all three.
I was originally a bigger MoH fan but DoD eventually became such a daily game for me, and so much fun in the golden pre-1.6 days when people actually played objectives well, that I have to give it to DoD. I was even recently talking with my friend about installing it again to see if anyone still plays or if it's just bots. MoH never really had a chance once online gaming began in earnest, both DoD and CoD quickly had it beat, but its local multiplayer was so much fucking fun. I've said it before, though, that CoD always impressed me for letting you play Soviets. It was my very first perspective on the Soviets as a kid and, maybe I misunderstood but, it left a very good impression.
I knew a guy who cheesed hard in MOH by binding the fire key to the mouse wheel. He'd run around with the garand and if he saw an enemy player he'd spin the wheel and mag dump in like 1 second. Kid was a genius.
Are they gonna show how the CIA helped him with his gas attacks? Or do you think they’re gonna have a cutscene where he’s inspecting WMDs then hands out viagra to his soldiers before grinding brave American POWs in giant meat grinders
Doing the bit from the first Modern Warfare but instead of getting nuked, the protagonist gets lowered feet-first into a meat grinder.
"Remember, no Russian" my colleague says to me, as he pulls box cutters out of his bag on American Airlines Flight 11.
It should be modern day and they should do a 'somehow Palpatine has returned ' for Saddam. Also he should be playable in multi-player.
Also like, obviously this is all military propaganda but barely euphemistically calling something Call of Duty: War Crimes is really on the nose and doing it 6 times had made it pretty obvious thst normal people have no idea what Black Ops refers to IRL. They think top tier operator missions not Honduran death squads funded by drug money cause a black op can't be on an official budget and needs operating capital from somewhere.
THE DEAD SPEAK
south park Saddam Hussein voice 'hey buddy! Relax!"
Robo Saddam
pretty obvious thst normal people have no idea what Black Ops refers to IRL.
They think top tier operator missions not Honduran death squads funded by drug money
No, they know what it is, and they support it. They always have.
You are seriously overestimating jelly-brained gamers' abilities to know anything
They're gonna say that Russia funded Saddam, aren't they?
They might even blame it on China
Gamers were mad when the previous black ops trailer (the one with the anti communist paranoia John Birch interview) removed a 2 second clip of the Tiananmen tank man since Tencent owns some of Blizzard/Activision lol
They'll 100% blame Saddam for a Highway of Death-like event. Instead of iraqis being charred to death, it'll be some people from one of those laughable nations CoD invents like Puchikistan or whatever the fuck. The massacre will be carried out by the Republican Guard.
I know they did this exact thing before and blamed it on Russia, they will recycle.
Depends who america hates more according to the pentagon who funds cod games, russia, china, yemen, iran, palestine, venezuela, dprk, cuba?
Ramirez, present this yellowcake to the United Nations
Press F to show yellowcake
I'm sorry what year is this?
Hello I am Saddam Hussein I am so damn insane and I did 9/11, press F to quick knife me and cry.
Ah right the annual US propaganda in vidya game form is coming out. I unfortunately just remembered that
No way in hell they'll get John Benjamin for the role
Looking forward to the cut scene with ~~Rumsfeld~~ some high level envoy of Fidel shaking hands with Saddam
Saddam Hussein speaks English for the 2.5 seconds he's in the trailer because making cod players read a subtitle would constitute a war crime.
I remember in 2006 cod campaigns were considered derivative. I guess anyone still involved is just young or too far gbone
They're on six now?
Wasn't a discount Saddam Hussein/Assad hybrid the antagonist for the original COD4 Modern Warfare?
Some say this will be about the first gulf war in the 90s, I'm guessing they'll do the "Palestinians gave locations of Kuwaiti guards to Iraqi soldiers" line of propaganda.
cod is army propaganda