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[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 79 points 4 weeks ago

To prove how straight and manly I am, I will now criticize this video game character like I'm a catty mean girl.

[-] StalinStan@hexbear.net 23 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

It is the weird intersection of internalized homophobic and liberal hypocritical behavior. It is super gay to be judgemental of women's bodies. Which is fine. It is super weird to try to untangle the normative emotions around this.

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 19 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

MFs are literal caricatures, they unironically aspire to be the asshole jock from every 80’s teen movie.

Can’t wait to dust off the old insults of “prep” and “aberzombie” in the new culture war.

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[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 73 points 4 weeks ago
[-] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 62 points 4 weeks ago

i mean, it's true. i always thought she was extremely hot. now i'm a girl lmao

[-] Yuritopiaposadism@hexbear.net 47 points 4 weeks ago

chekmate gommies.

[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 45 points 4 weeks ago

Crap, we gotta update the survey now.

[-] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 43 points 4 weeks ago

Fellas, nothing is more gay than being attracted to women

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[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 68 points 4 weeks ago

Proper character design according this dip

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 32 points 4 weeks ago

Watch them complain that this is an “unchristian” design a couple years later and then the next thing will be calling for the restoration of the Haye’s code.

[-] Parsani@hexbear.net 27 points 4 weeks ago

Very generous

[-] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 67 points 4 weeks ago

I'm half-convinced these guys have managed to work each other up into a state where you could show them a picture of Soul Calibur 4 Ivy and they would say she wasn't booby enough

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 44 points 4 weeks ago

Hyper boob porn has seeped past rule 34 containment and infected your average straight's mind.

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 57 points 4 weeks ago

Blacksmithing should only be done fully nude

[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 39 points 4 weeks ago

By big burly men who look like absolute bears but are as clean and sleek as otters everywhere except their beards

[-] Posadas@hexbear.net 55 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Hentai and its consequences has been a disaster to the development of the g*mers brain.

[-] Rojo27@hexbear.net 51 points 4 weeks ago

Short stubby legs

When a mfer doesn't know how clothes work.

[-] KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net 23 points 4 weeks ago

Or image cropping, for that matter. Complete lack of object permanence and extrapolation brain.

[-] Cowbee@lemmy.ml 42 points 4 weeks ago

The straights are not okay, holy shit. Is it getting worse?

[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 29 points 4 weeks ago

Not that the straights are ok but this seems like it's more of a freeze-gamer problem

[-] Cowbee@lemmy.ml 22 points 4 weeks ago

Correct me if I'm wrong, but this problem seems to extend to cinema and other forms of media, and queer gamers don't have this problem normally.

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[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 40 points 4 weeks ago

Happy Pride month to this guy I guess

[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 38 points 4 weeks ago

Elbow too pointy. 2/10 wouldn't bang.

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 31 points 4 weeks ago

I will never get why the GOP calls for the restoration of the Haye’s code, but also wants to ban any design of female characters that doesn’t violate their “family values” stances.

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[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 30 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

This reminds me of those sarcastic "2/10 wouldn't bang" memes back in the day. I guess they were trying to warn us about this guy.

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 30 points 4 weeks ago

She reminds me of Jinx from that League of Legends Arcane series. Who is she?

[-] riseuppikmin@hexbear.net 30 points 4 weeks ago

Gemma is the new forge character in the upcoming game Monster Hunter Wilds. A lot of reasonable suspicion that she's the grown up version of little miss forge from Monster Hunter 4U

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 29 points 4 weeks ago

...

The audience are going to sexualise her at both ages.

Gamers should be banned

more reasons to support the DPRK

[-] Dolores@hexbear.net 29 points 4 weeks ago

i don't think that's what cleavage means? doesn't it just mean yknow, visible boobs, which they are? isn't seeing the bottom which is obscured by a shirt called "underboob"?

[-] shuzuko@midwest.social 24 points 4 weeks ago

He's complaining that she's wearing an undershirt - the orange "cleavage blocker" under her white partially unbuttoned shirt - and it is obscuring his view of the buttcrack cleavage he expects to be on display for him.

[-] Leon_Grotsky@hexbear.net 21 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Cleavage refers to the space between breasts, he's complaining how the undershirt is raising the neckline.

E) Or maybe he's just complaining that she has boobs and not bazongggggas perhaps I shouldn't give him that much credit.

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[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 29 points 4 weeks ago

WAIT EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOURE DOING

I NEED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT MY PENIS

[-] Abracadaniel@hexbear.net 28 points 4 weeks ago

small breasts

Sure bud.

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 27 points 4 weeks ago

This is Skyrim modder levels of cringe

[-] Gay_Tomato@hexbear.net 24 points 4 weeks ago

My first introduction to this character was people michael-crawl at the thought of being able to rip her model for porn purposes. This is wild to me. flowey-concern

[-] marxisthayaca@hexbear.net 22 points 4 weeks ago

Nose too buttony would not fuck

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