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He's guaranteed to lose now. I can't see a universe where the mental gymnastics add up to deciding that this is a good idea. Don't get me wrong, it'd be funny as hell. But I'm really not looking forward to the idea of more Trump.

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[-] sharedburdens@hexbear.net 87 points 2 days ago

The whole "family members as advisors" thing is really making me want to watch the biden admin arrested development spinoff

[-] elpaso@hexbear.net 46 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

"Hunter convicted? Thank God he isn't on the ballot, I'd never vote for him!"

I love it when a snarky neolib gets put in their place lol.

[-] Black_Mald_Futures@hexbear.net 25 points 2 days ago

I love it when a snarky neolib gets put in their place lol.

If only they were capable of learning from it

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 73 points 2 days ago
[-] coeliacmccarthy@hexbear.net 29 points 2 days ago

fed the democracy the doodoo

[-] ClimateChangeAnxiety@hexbear.net 22 points 2 days ago

This is what I was holding to for a long time but then watching them all panic this week made me question it

Like, I thought you all knew! I thought you knew he was a vegetable and was going to lose and were just fine with that because you want to lose. But if that was the plan why freak out now?

[-] RedDawn@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

Because freaking out publicly in the media is part of making sure they lose, maybe?

[-] PorkrollPosadist@hexbear.net 70 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Iron law of institutions. Joe Biden is merely a vehicle to power. Retiring Biden sidelines all the leeches and lampreys which have become attached to his gooch throughout his 60 year career in law and politics. All those people hold power today, and will not loosen their grasp one bit for the potental of having a more stable grasp on power tomorrow. Especially if their nepotism and personal connections don't promise a cushy high salary do-nothing job under a new administration.

[-] Thordros@hexbear.net 54 points 2 days ago

Joe Biden is merely a vehicle to power. Retiring Biden sidelines all the leeches and lampreys which have become attached to his gooch throughout his 60 year career in law and politics.

Absolutely. 100-com

It's worth pointing out that his junior advisors have only been on board since pre-9/11. His most senior advisors were around for segregation, and thought Apartheid South Africa was cool and good.

[-] MolotovHalfEmpty@hexbear.net 39 points 2 days ago

This is partly why I suspect that this might be a generational factionalism in the Democratic machinery.

The old(est) guard and the functionally apolitical consultant/finance lanyards who honestly do just as well or better when the dems aren't in power. With the young(er) generation and B-tier of operatives now realising that the damage being done, to the party and the recent supreme court decision etc, might be too much to simply wait for their turn

In a way, it feels like it mirrors some of the divisions within the capital class itself. There's the bullish types who basically seem to accept that growth and the climate are fucked, and are now trying to rip the copper wiring out of the walls of the global economy while they can since they likely won't be around when it tips into collapse. And then there's the equally self-interested 'activist' capital class looking to keep the game going with green tech and new models for economic extraction etc because they want their gilded age too but know the old models won't last long enought for them to get theirs.

[-] axont@hexbear.net 37 points 2 days ago

The old(est) guard and the functionally apolitical consultant/finance lanyards who honestly do just as well or better when the dems aren't in power. With the young(er) generation and B-tier of operatives now realising that the damage being done, to the party and the recent supreme court decision etc, might be too much to simply wait for their turn

This is part of why I think there's a huge liberal panic about how Trump being president again will destroy all of democracy or whatever. Because part of the Project 2025 stuff involves firing vast leagues of lanyard dorks and replacing them with hogs. Who knows if that would actually happen, but that's mostly afraid of losing their jobs.

[-] HexBroke@hexbear.net 24 points 2 days ago

Who knows if that would actually happen

It's how the federal government was run for the first hundred years

[-] MolotovHalfEmpty@hexbear.net 21 points 2 days ago

Exactly. It's not about 'democracy'. It's about the right building a fortress within power structure of the country that excludes the bipartisan/democrat lanyard class.

[-] HamManBad@hexbear.net 22 points 2 days ago

That's the sliver of vote that lives within me. From a Marxist perspective, is a state full of Democrat lanyards better than a state full of rabidly anti-worker chud lanyards, so that labor can organize with fewer legal barriers? Or would unmasking the state as an explicitly bourgeois institution help radicalize the working class and heighten the contradictions? Is there necessarily a "better" option relating to the ideological composition of the state, or is it irrelevant because of the fundamental bourgeois nature of the state regardless of who the lanyards are?

[-] axont@hexbear.net 20 points 2 days ago

Or would a state full of chud lanyards be so incompetent that organizing would be easier? I guess we'll find out since none of this is really in our control in the first place. Full machinations of capital

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[-] FumpyAer@hexbear.net 15 points 2 days ago

It will absolutely happen. Trump reclassified tons of workers in the executive branch as easier to fire and even fought a court case to let him leave them that way.

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[-] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 2 days ago

Like gop. Why on policy when you can just run on fear and hate

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago

It's wild how codependent these parties are on each other to justify their own existences

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[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 32 points 2 days ago

Crazy how Sundown Joe can refer to either his mental state or his political views.

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 51 points 2 days ago

It seems like the only people who can get access to him are a clique of his immediate family and long time advisors. There doesn't seem to be an actual political party in the conventional sense. We're dealing with weird dynastic politics and power cliques.

So, it sounds like it's not so much "they", the dnc, are going to run him again, as that Jill and Hunter are going to run him again, and the rest of us can hang if it means Hunter gets some pardons or whatever it is they believe they're doing.

It's all fucked, there's nothing resembling a democratic process or even an organization behind this.

[-] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 28 points 2 days ago

There doesn't seem to be an actual political party in the conventional sense.

This seems like it has larger ramifications

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 19 points 2 days ago

I've been chewing on it for a while now. I don't think the Democrats are a political party. The GOP is. As much as they're weird mutants, they do have rigid party discipline, clear goals, and long-term strategies that have been extremely effective in realizing those goals. The fabled "Demographic shift" that was supposed to save the Democrats seems like fantasy now; The GOP has seized control of critical organs of government, entrenched itself to protect against electoral upsets, and can more or less rule by fiat via the SCOTUS.

Meanwhile the democrats have none of that. They're a squabbling band of also-rans who couldn't hack it in the GOP, lead by the coldest, most bloodless monsters on the planet. I think most Democrats are losers who had the narcissistic self-aggrandizement to be politicians, but lacked the courage or gumption to try to make it in the nazi-breeding alchemical furnace of the GOP. The Democrats are where these losers end up, pursuing safer, less taxing madness in the Democratic party. There are a few genuine moralists in there, too, who are misguided or fanatical enough to believe in the propaganda version of liberalism.

But as we can observe - There's little meaningful difference between the parties. The GOP are just democrats who are honest about what America is and proud of it, while the Democrats lie to the public and possibly to themselves about their goals and desires.

And when you've got a "party" of cowards who can't admit to themselves what they really are, and feel the need to make a superficial play of resistance to the GOP, you don't have much to align on. So most of them are craven opportunists, you end up with New York and California where all the scum who would be GOP are Dems because that's how they can access wealth and power. Their leadership are all Nazi liches of untold decrepitude and malice, so the Dems who actually believe in anything have no chance of pushing their agendas through. They're all absolute slaves to capital. The party is just so shot through with contradictions that it can't possibly advance any cohesive plan or enforce party discipline. They couldn't even deal with Joe Manchin, whether he was the designated Judas Goat or not.

You can see it in the leadership - Obama wouldn't codify Roe, Hilldawg ran with an anti-abortion VP, Pelosi stated there was room in the Dems for anti-abortion freaks, and Biden has been opposed to abortion his whole career and let Roe die without even token resistance. Meanwhile Abortion has been their most unifying propaganda asset for decades. It's all a sham.

So you've got a couple of cliques of warlords - Obama, the Clintons, Pelosi, the Bidens, and whoever else isn't too senile to function, trying to keep a lid on things while their minions jockey for access and power. Then you've got the vast swamp of absolute losers who think Sieg Heiling is tacky. And mixed in there are a couple of dorks who actually believe in something that isn't just pure, nihilistic evil, even if they are still capitalists.

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[-] TechnoUnionTypeBeat@hexbear.net 22 points 2 days ago

maybe-later-kiddo we can't worry about that right now, maybe when there's not a freakin Cheeto who's going to destroy all of democracy! Then we can maybe talk about the late Holy Roman Empire dynasty holding onto power (but if you try and talk about it we'll scold you as a Russian shill)

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[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 36 points 2 days ago

Liberal optimism really is adorable. Like a child saying he wants to be a dinosaur when he grows up.

[-] LeZero@hexbear.net 39 points 2 days ago

They're not actually going to run Crooked Hillary now right? Like, they can't actually believe she'll have a chance.

I personally believe they absolutely will

[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 24 points 2 days ago

Oh god I hope so. That would be so fuckin funny.

[-] Cowbee@hexbear.net 42 points 2 days ago

It's the most beneficial for the DNC. They raise more money under Trump as a "resistance party" without appearing like they are intentionally tanking their chances. If they win, they can continue to generally do nothing and let the bourgeoisie have their way, if they lose, they can fundraise better than before and run a "better" candidate next time, ie an Obama-type.

Putting someone new as the frontrunner introduces too many variables for the DNC. They should do it, but they likely won't.

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[-] riseuppikmin@hexbear.net 39 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

All indications are currently that Joe is the guy (closest advisors seemingly being his family- Jill is the most important and she seems especially delusional) Obama and Bill Clinton's public support for him).

I think we're in a two week period where he could be replaced but it only happens if swing state polling being done looks worse than terrible (aka losing outside of the margin of error in at least 3 of 5 swing states or any 2 of the Midwest). The only way this happens is through an organized donor revolt.

My guess is he's the nominee unless he dies which I think is also a very real possibility. Funniest timeline is he somehow weathers a donor revolt and then the October surprise is "Joe Biden dies from covid."

[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 28 points 2 days ago

I've been around too many old folks dying to have confidence that he'll drop dead - people are resilient. Some rando schmuck getting pumped full of amphetamines like him would, but he's got the best healthcare in the world. At least it seems like the donors were already revolting half way through the debate...

[-] ryepunk@hexbear.net 26 points 2 days ago

He'll go out give the best debate of his lib life, everyone will be restored in his ability to win the election, and then whoops that cocktail of drugs just made his heart explode and he's dead. The DNC will likely resort to necromancy and have a mumbling zombie as the president before they try a different candidate though.

[-] tocopherol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 2 days ago

We could have an actual Weekend at Bernie's zombie candidate and libs will still say "if you don't vote for the puppeted corpse you are destroying democracy for the entire world"

[-] fox@hexbear.net 21 points 2 days ago

They're saying right now they'd rather vote for Biden's corpse than for Trump, which kind of gives away that they don't give a shit about politics anyways

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[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 18 points 2 days ago

It's going to be an Air Bud moment: "There's no rule that says you have to be alive to run for office!!".

[-] john_browns_beard@hexbear.net 21 points 2 days ago

"Joe Biden dies from covid."

Always Sunny theme music plays

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[-] frauddogg@lemmygrad.ml 34 points 2 days ago

Man's got a whole medieval fiction epithet at this point. "Genocide Joe, the Sundowner".

[-] goose@hexbear.net 33 points 2 days ago

This name is next to a boss health bar that’s mostly empty at the start of the encounter

[-] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 22 points 2 days ago

A giant health bar that starts out empty is hilarious

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[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 23 points 2 days ago

from supporting sundown towns to sundowning

[-] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 17 points 2 days ago

Sundowner was a war criminal villain in Metal Gear Rising thonk

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[-] GoebbelsDeezNuts@hexbear.net 18 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

It's wild. He's not even fit for office right now let alone holding office for another 4 years starting 6 months from now.

They're so fucked. The only candidate with any name recognition and popularity who could potentially replace him is Hilldawg and nobody likes her. It's so Joever.

[-] Ericthescruffy@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago

He's not even fit for office right now let alone holding office for another 4 years starting 6 months from now.

I think people seriously understate this part of the current political calculus going on.

I put it as a coin flip right now whether or not Biden gets swapped out but if the party leaders and the media adopt the position that he is unfit to serve another term due to cognitive decline....isn't that an implicit acknowledgement that he is unfit to serve and should step down right now?

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[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 27 points 2 days ago

It makes me think of Macron calling for snap elections when it was obvious his coalition would lose.

Maybe they know the crash is coming and want to leave their rivals holding the bag? Then they get to punish the voters for being unruly and not obediently holding to the center, and they're already blaming the left for losing power so they can use this to boost their own support while trashing their other rivals.

Stupid 4D chess bullshit. 👍

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[-] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 28 points 2 days ago

Jill Biden's in the most recent edition of Vogue talking about how much she likes the trappings of power, such as motorcades: https://x.com/pashedmotatos/status/1807768639824695362

the dems are cooked, the lich king and his queen aren't stepping down from the sickest rank and power they've ever experienced, the VP was dogshit in comparison and they're gonna do whatever they can to ride the motorcade into the sunset

[-] jaywalker@hexbear.net 39 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Is Jill Biden actually saying that because I can't be bothered to read this entire article, but the author is the one writing about motorcades in the opening paragraph. It's not a quote or anything

Edit: that twitter account seems incredibly right wing and probably is trying to make that article seem worse than it is. I understand the desire to dislike Biden, but this seems like misinformation

[-] save_vs_death@hexbear.net 26 points 2 days ago

She never said that in the article tho.

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[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 24 points 2 days ago

they don't care. they can see it coming and anyone with the power to force him to step down is okay with that.

[-] john_browns_beard@hexbear.net 21 points 2 days ago

Anyone in the party with the power to get the ball rolling on replacing Biden will be, at worst, completely unaffected personally by another Trump presidency. In most cases, it would be financially beneficial for them.

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[-] shipwreck@hexbear.net 16 points 2 days ago

The problem is they cannot replace Biden, there is simply way too much Democratic money interests tied to the Biden administration.

Ukraine is like Bitcoin - Biden has managed to pour huge amount of money onto that front and got everyone to buy into it, expecting the line to go up and up and up. Nobody wants to be left holding the bag, and that’s the same logic as people holding on to Bitcoin and refusing to sell. Better that everyone goes down together than to be the one making a loss. Sunk cost fallacy.

Having said that, Biden is still not completely cooked yet. There are 5 months left, and “interesting” things can happen that would be so shocking that the polls could still be flipped.

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