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[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 135 points 2 months ago (1 children)

devout republican

american civil religion lmoa

[–] SubstantialNothingness@hexbear.net 74 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

lmao her husband is dead and she still won't talk to another man without his consent

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 53 points 2 months ago (1 children)

imagine being eternally cucked by a demon in hell lol

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago

Who's getting f---ed, the wife or late husband?

[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 109 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I like supporters who didn't get shot trump-anguish

[–] asg101@hexbear.net 55 points 2 months ago

He can't vote for me or donate now so fuck him.

[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 100 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"devout Republican" is so funny.

[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 96 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don't get involved in politics but will not take a phone call from the president because they're from the other party is also so funny.

[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 43 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I now feel bad for finding this stuff funny because of course someone going through grief is just communicating a series of loosely connected and incoherent thoughts blob-no-thoughts

[–] KurtVonnegut@hexbear.net 70 points 2 months ago

I now feel bad for finding this stuff funny because of course someone going through grief

Her husband had a twitter profile where he told the Palestinians to "get over it," among other horrible right-wing things. So don't feel too bad.

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 36 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (5 children)

She was married to a white supremacist

I wouldn't feel too bad

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[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

Would you take a call from Brandon while you're sad? If I'm otherwise fine, I'll take a second to start slinging insults and telling him about how happy I would be if he died of natural causes. If I'm already sad I'd just want him to fuck off. I'd spit a little fire at the reporter who asks me follow up questions, but she had the wherewithal to say something cordial, so respect.

[–] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 88 points 2 months ago (1 children)

“trump has that honest ‘i don’t give a shit about you’ that really resonated with my husband, not this ‘pretend to give a shit for positive media attention’ biden keeps doling out”

[–] christian@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

I know you've typed this out as a joke but writing it this way actually helps me conceptualize why someone would find Trump appealing.

[–] booty@hexbear.net 72 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The president of the United States wants to incoherently mumble condolences at you and you just say no? Honestly that's kind of based, critical support for random chud lady blowing off Biden lmao

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 67 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I'm not one of those people that gets involved in politics. I support Trump...

thonk

[–] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 61 points 2 months ago

To reactionaries things are only ever political when they don't like them.

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[–] GlueBear@hexbear.net 65 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm not one of those people that gets involved in politics. I support Trump, that's who I'm voting for.

cap-think

[–] 2Password2Remember@hexbear.net 63 points 2 months ago (1 children)

using the word devout as if it's a religion is just chefs-kiss

Death to America

[–] mushroom@hexbear.net 62 points 2 months ago (1 children)

donald trump has long believed that everyone who has ever died was a sucker and a rube and that he alone is built different. the luckiest, most narrowly avoided assassination attempt in recent memory will only cement this in his mind

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

Quantum immortality is real, but we all somehow ended up in the chain of universes where Trump survives.

[–] Tomboymoder@hexbear.net 57 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If one of my family members died I can’t imagine giving a shit about a call from the president even if I was liberal.

[–] Taster_Of_Treats@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Perfect opportunity to criticize their policy decisions to their face.

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[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 56 points 2 months ago

She'll get over it.

[–] Fishroot@hexbear.net 43 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago (5 children)
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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 42 points 2 months ago

I uh I uh want to be the uh consoler-in-chief, fat biden-forgor

Vote for me you stupid pig and don't call me! trump-anguish

[–] Delphinium@hexbear.net 40 points 2 months ago (2 children)

She'll be at his first State of the Union speech and everyone will stand and applaud while chanting USA

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 37 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Oh, god that's true. And I'm certain Trump's guys will be 100% control of the stream. She starts crying during the U-S-A chants and they zoom in. That night they stick her crying "TEARS OF FREEDOM" face on t-shirts, mugs and such. They don't give her a penny. And she thanks them for it.

[–] john_browns_beard@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

Please step away from the lathe

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[–] Cummunism@hexbear.net 38 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

fucking christ these people are peak bootlickers.

"Daddy Trump said fuck my feelings and I'm inclined to agree because a Christian ethno-state is all i want."

[–] BabyTurtles@hexbear.net 36 points 2 months ago (3 children)

He was a simple man, a man of the earth. A Christian, and a devoted Republican. A father, a husband, and a dedicated Trump supporter.

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 36 points 2 months ago

In other words, a fucking dumbass

[–] SubstantialNothingness@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Did Costco rebrand as "the earth?"

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago

He was a simple man, a man of the earth. A chicken bake enjoyer, and a devoted Kirkland buyer. A father, a husband, and a gold star member.

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 32 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The american brain is made of cheese and gunpowder. It cannot hold a coherent thought

[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 31 points 2 months ago

biden-megamind We also would have accepted "high-fructose corn syrup and lead"

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 30 points 2 months ago

Not my presinald.

[–] mar_k@hexbear.net 28 points 2 months ago

critical support to matthew for murking your genocidal husband

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Homie had a whole wife and I'm struggling on the apps.

[–] reagansrottencorpse@lemmy.ml 38 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Have you tried dating idiots ?

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago

Just in case I get murked like a dog and they start looking through my posts: no comment

[–] Ericthescruffy@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Stay strong and stick to your values comrade. It took a long time....but eventually a raging feminist with a heart powered by pure concentrated misandry who despised the fact that she couldn't choose to stop being attracted to men matched with me if only to dunk on a mediocre white man. We're now 3 years into a relationship living together and travelling the world in our spare time and I've never been happier.

[–] roux@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

Getchu a man that looks at you like Corey used to look at Trump.

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