I wake up delivering mail while equipped with a sword and shield.
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State-by-state guide on maintaining firearm ownership
Domain guide on mutual aid and foodbank resources
Tips for looking at financials of non-profits (How to donate amainly)
Community-sourced megapost on the main media sources to radicalize libs and chuds with
Main Source for Feminism for Babies
Maintaining OpSec / Data Spring Cleaning guide
Remain up to date on what time is it in Moscow
Which game? Cuz I'm in the Roblox platforms.... tis like roaming neither on Heaven, Hell nor Earth
Huh, should I played a Hoyoverse game?
Edit: nevermind, I'm in Humans Vs Zombies...
Not a p2w person, if yer wonderin'...
The factory must grow
I am now an undying space lich in the service of the Last City, and I'm really praying I ended up one of the Hunters so I can spend long stretches of time fucked off from the Last City.
I’m a sexy/badass cat girl with a pet fox who just beat an Elvis impersonator to death. Life is pretty good, I’d say.
If this isn't a modded New Vegas playthrough, I have no idea what game this could be.
Battle Circuit! It’s a Capcom beat ‘em up that I thought I saw someone on here talk about. I never actually played it before so tried it and it’s pretty fun. Would be more fun with more people. Here’s a video of it: https://youtu.be/l49Js8Yqey4
Stellaris playing as Avali commies, so pretty good i think.
Narrowly avoided a bullet there though since previously i was playing EK2 and was in the middle of series of wars waged for Cyrodiil between obese cannibal Bosmer conqueror, Orsimer kingdom of Falkreath, nearly united Colovia, for some reason Tribunal Temple, and a massive Ayleid reconquista.
I was playing Destiny of an Emperor II. I'm beyond fucked because I don't speak Mandarin and Lu Bu is on the loose just fucking shit up left and right.
i'm about to be harry dubois and i'm not happy about it
I'm stuck in a tiny, dimly lit, wooden, bric-a-brac filled room with a creepy weirdo I can't quite see in the gloom who makes me play card games with disturbingly disproportionately high stakes. The cards occasionally speak to me. They do not say encouraging things.
HoI4 with the Millenium Dawn mod, so I guess I'm just living in the news thread
I am now a Pokemon in Explorers of Sky. Given that there aren't (m)any humans in the PMD universe for some reason, I wouldn't have to worry about being captured and would probably have a good time for the most part.
If I become the Pokemon I was started with, I'm a Mudkip with my Chimchar partner.
I only play genderswap wish fulfillment light novels so that would be kind of ideal for me...
Thank Christ I'm a top level paladin in Balders Gate. I'm gonna run this city!...for justice and all that shit
I was in the Mountaintops of the Giants in Elden Ring, so...yeah, I'm fuckin' dead meat. If only I'd booted up Pokémon TCG 2 yesterday when I thought about it.
I wake up in an eerie apartment. I'm holding a colt detective special with 3 rounds in it. Confused I walk out the door and down the stairs..I am bathed in a blue light that quickly flashes yellow with a sharp digital chirp. Before I figure out where the light is coming from I'm shot to death by a turret...
I wake up in an eerie construction site. I'm holding a Glock 17. The magazine I'm holding in my other hand has 5 rounds in it. I holster the Glock and shot myself in the leg bleeding out quickly...
I wake up in an eerie hospital devoid of life. I'm holding a Hi-Point C9....
It's bad here folks in the world of Receiver
I'm in Rimworld. I don't think this going to be very much fun.
Kenshi
Load your crossbows, the fogmen cometh
I am climbing up the pits of hell chained to 3 other dumbasses trying to reach salvation while a demented baby devil berates us.
We fall again.
I've been going back and forth between Hades and TOTK. Thankfully I'll be waking up in the Tanagar Canyon and exploring the Forgotten Temple trying to figure out what happened to the Mother Goddess statue. Probably find a shrine of two to solve along the way too.
It's 2000 and I'm fighting Dean Malenko for the Wwf light heavyweight championship belt
I am the Warrior of Light in FF14, post Endwalker. I guess so long as game mechanics still apply and I get to respawn, this is a very sweet deal.
Fallout New Vegas at the beginning... this is gonna be gud!
Recovering from a bullet to the head in the desert where there's no clean drinking water and jerks are gonna be throwing dynamite at me soon...this is gonna be gud
Divinity original sin's world isn't so bad, assuming the heroes do their job and don't let the time dragon eat spacetime.
Factorio? Well I mean I already play it way to much. As long as there's updates and mods I'm set.
I have way way way too many cookies. I wouldn't know what to do with 3.2 trillion cookies to begin with, but that's my production per second. I guess run for the hills and hope cookie mountain crushes all records of who owns what that could implicate me in the cookie disaster of 2024.
Tech billionaires created a rogue AI that made our robot slaves fight back. Then a bunch of cops and soldiers formed a paramilitary vigilante group that invaded other nations and conducted corporate espionage in the name of a rules based world order. Then they were banned because their members became corrupt and started working for personal gain. Now they're all back in action because the liberal world government failed to suppress the slave robot uprising. My day-to-day is being terrorized in the town's square because the vigilantes and anti-heroes are fighting on my subway platform.
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Overwatch