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[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 197 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] applebusch@lemmy.world 29 points 10 months ago

Human is endoskeleton optimized crab. Arthropod crab is exoskeleton optimized crab.

[–] bulwark@lemmy.world 127 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Speak for your self.

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 104 points 10 months ago (2 children)

anyone with extensive use of kitchen tongs has a primordial understanding of our clicky-clack fates

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 33 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's true. It's so satisfying to click those tongs, how can we NOT turn into crab?

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

reincarnation + carcinisation = clickyclackclack

[–] turnipjs@lemmy.ml 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

reincarcinisation (clickity clack, crusty comrade)

[–] osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org 82 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You say we're not crabs, but what do you call car culture and the main battle tank.

We're Hermit crabs!

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

We’re cosplaying as crabs. We are no crabs.

[–] cybervseas@lemmy.world 76 points 10 months ago

For reference, just in case you're actually a crab and have been living under a rock: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carcinisation

[–] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 68 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Meanwhile the crabs on earth: "yo wtf??"

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 30 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Hey when they can build radio antennas then they can talk to the aliens. Until then they can go play at the beach.

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Which crabs do we choose to represent us?

Snow crabs? King crabs? The voice actor for Mr Krabs?

[–] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Who is "us"? You got a crab in your pocket?

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[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 38 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Suddenly another voice breaks through the silence:

man fighting off crabs

[–] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Mannimarco@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] stringere@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Nice try, you two, but us crabs ain't falling for your lobstroganda

edit: spelling of lobstroganda

[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

lobstroganda

Wouldn't it be lobstraganda?

Or lasagna, I dunno. Just hurry up and become a crab already!?

[–] stringere@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I had lobstraganda at first but amended to lobstroganda due to the quoted sources being lobstrosities.

Well, I wasn't 100% sure of how King had spelled it so I searched duck duck go for "ded-a-chek" and the Dark Tower Wiki entry for Lobstrosities topped the list. Sound out of deference to the source material: lobstroganda.

Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Oh "lobstrosities" for sure ~(become~ ~a~ ~crab)~

But I'm firm on the "lobstraganda" ~(I~ ~don't~ ~care~ ~just~ ~hurry~ ~up~ ~and~ ~become~ ~a~ ~crab~ ~already!~ - it just makes too much sense, for us ~~crabs~~ uh... gotta go, bye!

~life~ ~as~ ~a~ ~crab~ ~is~ ~awesome~ ~-~ ~are~ ~you~ ~really~ ~really~ ~sure~ ~that~ ~you~ ~don't~ ~want~ ~to~ ~join~ ~us~ ~today~ ~already?~

Edit: it took far too much effort to make every single word small like that, so I totally lost track of what I was doing. So replace "crab" with... whatever you want:-).

[–] GeorgimusPrime@lemmy.world 36 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Crozekiel@lemmy.zip 16 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I just read the synopsis. Wtf did in just read?

[–] SlippiHUD@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's an excellent movie, I would recommend watching it, even if the synopsis is insane.

[–] dditty@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It is an excellent movie, especially if you go into watching it knowing it's a satire. I went in blind and was totally blindsided

[–] SlippiHUD@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Same, still loved it. The big reveal completely derailed my brain for a solid minute before I started cackling like a madman.

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 10 points 10 months ago

So I saw your comment, went to read the synopsis, and was nodding along like "Yeah, this good, what seemed weird?"...and then hit the line "Looking for the bathroom, Cash discovers a shackled half-horse, half-human hybrid who begs him for help."

...wtf?

Of course now I have to watch it

[–] expr@programming.dev 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

A synopsis for a great fucking movie.

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[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 26 points 10 months ago

Now that's how a short story is written!

[–] immortal_crab@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 10 months ago
[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] davidgro@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago
[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Crabs do evolve fairly often.

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Oh god oh fuck someone out in the black taught them to read

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Learning an alien language is what computers and experts are for. It's not easy, but it should be doable. See also https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OpoWJbo7oM

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Let's remake StarTrek 4, The Voyage Home...but with crabs!

[–] TotalFat@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

That should be the title as well

[–] refalo@programming.dev 7 points 10 months ago

Alternate plot line for the movie Contact

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 7 points 10 months ago (2 children)

"Negative. We are trains."

[–] Feyd@programming.dev 22 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Negative. I am a meat popsicle.

[–] Stiffneckedppl@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 3 points 10 months ago

I know what you mean. But still...

img

Not sure if disgusting or delicious.

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[–] satanmat@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

We have an over abundance of drawn butter.

[–] TrenchcoatFullofBats@belfry.rip 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Do you want Prador? Because this is how you get Prador.

Note: You do not want Prador.

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[–] IronSightOS@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago
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