as much as i would like to be the cute trans librarian there also needs to be a strong agricultural workforce in order to make shit work so I guess Ill work the fields, ill bring my copy of Four Season Harvest though! it could be really cool!
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Professor
(Antiwork joke aside, I'll probably end up doing a lot of dishes and occasionally fixing things)
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