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i can do lots of handyperson stuff excluding plumbing or carpentry (but can learn). im not a tradesperson but do good DIY work and have plenty of tools
also clean and cook. if you let me i'll see where i fall on the femme-butch scale when i wake up each day and assign me tasks based on that
I can do carpentry too
Cat Herder.
literal bean counter 
I like cooking and gardening. That or I could brush up on that water degree and treat shit.
I'll be the head a secret society and international Order. 
We'll meet secretly to chit chat over drinks, everyone is welcome but no one can discuss it outside of the meeting under penalty of spanking.
Jail bird
Toothbrush steward, because we have to share just one because no personal property
I literally grow beans for a living now so growing beans
The king! The king has revealed themselves!
I will be part of the straight, white male gulag. But as a straight, white, male I will take the burden upon myself to be the liaison to the Femme Queer Commune. This will be a self appointed position where I speak for my fellow straightoids on my breaks from the mines.
Digging a hole to China.
cop
pinball
i really wanted to mine coal but they made me read taror cards instead
crying while frantically looking through a book about tarot while doing a reading using a stack of Monopoly chance cards
That's a thing, people do tarot style readings with random found decks
You're a natural, job chosen
huh. honestly that does sound kind of fun
Yr in charge of our "Psychic Damage against Liberals" unit
going to force a bunch of libs to watch Hamilton live but I'm in between the stage and the audience with a garden hose and I blast the actors any time they say something cringe and then blast the audience if they ever clap or laugh
Turn off the actors' mics and put on the Dollop commentary
Well since nobody offered to cook, guess I'll be 
Stovetop and grilling only though I cannot be trusted with baking anything except like nachos.
I can make some mean breakfast, stir fry, kebabs, etc.
I also love gardening so that too since we would likely want to grow as many ingredients as possible.
Cooking and massage, maybe some wood/metal working on the side
Hard manual labor
I'll be writing poetry in the coal mines
Someone's gonna have to maintain order in the horny jail and administer punishments.
Agriculture and hydroponics research.
I'll pet all the cats
News anchor
Scaring off chasers harassing trans comrades
Here take this super special AKm I got drunk and carved "Bash Back" into the wood stock and then went over it with glitter
Sounds like a Unique
I'm consulting with my handler, wait 
Right, it looks like I'm gonna be the public facing lawyer who lives outside the compound.
construction carpentry or cooking
I want to be a court jester but a court woke scold
I could probably look after potable water supply also, but really once you get the biosand setup going its pretty hands off so after a few months I'd be able to focus on woke scolding
Black Mage
I’ll provide a heat source, power, and refrigeration
I'm a nurse irl, so probably nurse!
Cook.
Game room technician. I'll keep all the machines in working order and make sure the board games get put away properly.
Seems like cook is covered so I’ll do the gardening
provide sanitary sewers and clean drinkable water for everyone. And farm some.
