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Christmas movies (slrpnk.net)
submitted 7 months ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
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[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 80 points 7 months ago (3 children)

I believe this was posted on Lemmy just a few days ago.

[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 20 points 7 months ago (2 children)

And this was my reply:

Gotta share this for the uninitiated.

Red flags - Tom Cardy

[–] SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 5 points 7 months ago

That was amazing thanks for sharing lol

[–] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 months ago

I once watched this on a first date. We were together for four years after that. Make of that what you will.

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 10 points 7 months ago

Santa 1 is spreading joy to Santa 2.

Santa 2 gets too much holiday cheer and takes a eternal nap.

Santa 3, with Santa 2 expiring, begins to fade as well.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 4 points 7 months ago

Please tell me they wore that to a work Christmas party

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 67 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Schindler's List 2: Checking it Twice

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 34 points 7 months ago

Christmas on Elm Street

[–] wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 31 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Lord of the 5 Golden Rings

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 7 months ago

Legend of the 7 Red-Nosed Vampires?

[–] Ethalis@jlai.lu 28 points 7 months ago

Citizen Sugarkane

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 22 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Friday the 25th

xXxmas

[–] jinarched@lemm.ee 21 points 7 months ago

The 40-years-old virgin Mary.

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 20 points 7 months ago

Terminator 2: Boxing Day

Mad Max-mas

Django Unwrapped

[–] Dijon@sh.itjust.works 19 points 7 months ago

Snow Country for Old Men

[–] will_a113@lemmy.ml 19 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)
  • The God Father Christmas
  • Crouching Tiger, Hidden Reindeer
  • No Country for Old Men in Red Suits
  • Oppenheimer
[–] mkhopper@lemmy.world 18 points 7 months ago

North Star Wars

Dances with Reindeer

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 18 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The Chrismas Before Christmas

Nog Wars: Revenge of the Turkey

2 Festive 2 Furious: North Pole Drift

Deadpool & Santa

Mariah Carey: Mall Cop

[–] Maultasche@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago

Deadpool & Santa

Considering Marvel's Santa is a mutant, this could work better than expected

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago

12/25: A Sleigh Odyssey

[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago

I was gonna do Backdoor Sluts 9 but it's already a Christmas movie.

[–] Denjin@lemmings.world 10 points 7 months ago

An American Werewolf in Lapland

Full Tinsel Jacket

[–] kippinitreal@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago
  • Fear & Lo-ho-ho-ho-athing in Vegas.
  • Deck the Hallpass
  • Joy to the World War Z
  • The Snowman (don't even need to change anything)
[–] Trollivier@sh.itjust.works 9 points 7 months ago

Any movie starring Rudolph Lundgren

[–] HellsBelle@sh.itjust.works 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Die Hard

Sorry, couldn't pass it up.

I'll leave now.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

I love this one, of course it's a Christmas movie:

  • The entire reason they're at the setting is "Christmas party"

  • "Ho Ho Ho now I have a machine gun"

  • "Not a creature was stirring, except four assholes coming in the rear" (also, phrasing lol)

  • "It's Christmas Theo, it's the time of miracles, so be of good cheer"

  • both scenes I can remember with Argyle mention Christmas by name.

It's undebatably a Christmas movie, but why I love it is because when people object it gives me the opportunity to make it worse by informing them that Rambo: First Blood is too.

2319

But neither of those are my favorite Christmas movie, that honor goes to Gremlins.

[–] TotalFat@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

2 Girls 1 Dreidel

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

Rudy, the red nosed reindeer

[–] No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

Reindeers of the Caribbean

[–] Mutterwitz@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 7 months ago

Citizen Candy Cane

[–] zout@fedia.io 6 points 7 months ago

There's actually quite a varation in human santapede Christmas sweaters.

[–] Heikki@lemm.ee 5 points 7 months ago

There will be Milk and Cookies

Gangs of North Pole

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I'm not creative enough to come up with one, but I just wanted to add: don't confuse Christmassy with christmussy

[–] Zozano@lemy.lol 0 points 7 months ago

Christpussy

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 4 points 7 months ago

Dracula At The North Pole

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 months ago

Bambi the Red Nosed Reindeer.

Rifle shot Bambi, a position on the sleigh team just opened up.

[–] Vikthor@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Triumph of the Goodwill

[–] superkret@feddit.org 2 points 7 months ago

The Reindeer Hunter

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 points 7 months ago

What's wrong with the regular Santa centipede??

[–] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Harvey the Chronically Depressed Snowman

[–] jve@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

The Human Santapede (a novel)

https://a.co/d/frIbvTG