this post was submitted on 15 Dec 2024
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badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
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Revisionism on Hexbear! Mods! 
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Babe it's 2am, time for your angle flattening.
yes honey
FUCK OFF
Why did did this make me laugh so hard 
No, it's too smooth. IT'S TOO SMOOTH
john kerry must be stopped
It's gonna take all day to chisel this bear back to a hexagon. Alright, crew! Looks like overtime is in the cards! Let's get back to work!
I don't know how to respond properly to someone telling me "fuck you" 
is always an option
silver legion has gone too far
I can't believe you've done this
messed up tbh
HERESY! 
wilhelm screaming
Look how they massacred my boy
:cereal2:
incoherant screaming
This is either the best thing or the worst thing and i cant tell
Aw no not my hexbear, I needed that :(
This is blasphemy
I will defend mah bears
I guess we doin blorb bears now
Ballbär
This looks more like the original bear than our logo
okay that’s it! im logging off
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It's as smooth as our brains. 
(This is a joke, I'm sure everyone's brains are ribbed for their pleasure.)