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Source, a NATSEC podcast run by an ex-CIA guy: https://xcancel.com/ShawnRyan762/status/1875278042144162200

Las Vegas PD confirming it: https://xcancel.com/ShawnRyan762/status/1875278042144162200

The r/trueanon discussion: https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueAnon/comments/1hsxcx4/vegas_cyber_truck_manifesto/

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[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 94 points 1 month ago (1 children)

child's fantasy

child's fantasy

warcrime confession

child's fantasy

[–] Wheaties@hexbear.net 40 points 1 month ago (1 children)

China has anti-grav tech but also when it's time to do surveillance they just use a ding-dang ol' free-floating balloon

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

The orientals have harnessed helium, I repeat, the celestials have helium.

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 77 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I like the part where he says he has knowledge of war crimes and immediately reveals its because he was doing war crimes

Edit: also his "massive VBIED" couldn't even break some windows lmfao

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 72 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yesterday the explanation that made the most sense to me was what someone else on here proposed. This guy wanted to blow up a bunch of random shit in the desert and accidentally detonated it prematurely. That was the only explanation which gave him any kind of plausible deniability for being the donkey of the week.

But nope, it was actually a car bomb. A green beret specially trained in explosives, Rambo fleeing to Mexico with multiple agencies on his tail, and this is what he builds. The cybertruck is already like if you asked a toddler to design a truck. He built a car bomb like that same toddler would. Filling it with fireworks because wow go boom. This is donkey of the month-tier failure and him doing it because NATSEC podcasts scared him over Chinese weather balloons is chefs-kiss

[–] Homer_Simpson@hexbear.net 45 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I really thought it was an accident

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm still not convinced it wasn't. There are multiple videos of the body of the truck being electrified and shocking people. I wouldn't feel safe storing fireworks or propane in it. The latest news I saw was that he shot himself prior to the explosion though. It's so embarrassing either way but somehow worse if this is what he actually intended to do.

[–] FumpyAer@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The odds of that kind of failure within 15 seconds of parking in front of the hotel just doesn't make sense to be pure chance. Why not at one of the 12 charging stations he went to? Not to mention shooting himself.

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago

I'm just trying to give him an excuse. There's a long history of US military veterans snapping and I can't think of any that were this comical. It's like the Coen brothers directing Rambo.

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[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 64 points 1 month ago (2 children)

foucault-shining The boomerang coming home is fun. This man was driven to ultimate mediocrity by balloon conspiracies, UFOs, and his own demonic history.

[–] darkcalling@hexbear.net 37 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I've heard that so, so, so many special forces people are conspiracy nuts who are into Q or other equally deranged shit. Makes you wonder if they specifically feed them a drip of carefully crafted lies that drives them mad or what it is exactly. Maybe it is as you mention all the warcrimes they do fuck up and fragment their psyche.

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 35 points 1 month ago

I think it's mostly just that they're pretty stupid right wing guys. The difference between them and your garden variety chud is that they have military training and have gone through the conditioning that brainsculpts people into mass murderers.

[–] DefinitelyNotAPhone@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Being in special forces, from what I've heard from people who have been around them, is 95% just being stupid and/or deranged enough to put up with the kind of bullshit that differentiates it from more typical doorkicker boot shit. Most of that comes from rabid nationalism, but given that most of these dorks are chuds you also have bleed in from conspiracy theorists.

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago (2 children)

According to one of those SOF youtubers who recently did a video telling his audience not to hold SOF influencers up as heros, or hope your children grow up to become like them- he described the selection process as finding people on the sociopathic/narcissistic spectrum who are basically capable of doing fucked up shit, not feeling bad and being able to compartmentalise or rationalise that behavior effectively enough to not be too dangerous when re-integrated into society.

Q and most conspiracy stuff really hooks people on that spectrum too, I think, being in the know, being better than the sheeple masses etc. Add in an incentive to feel like all the time you spent learning how to be an efficient murderer is useful "just in case" etc. I can see why it attracts them.

I have a friend who has flip flopped all over the ideological spectrum over the years. They are over their most chuddy shit now and despite being a south asian trans girl, most of their friendship circle are ex-SOF. "They're good guys." etc. That friend has never been mentally stable and was deep in the Q hole for a while so I imagine that's why she so easily bonds with the boys from the 101st drag you out of bed brigade (or whatever.)

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[–] Azarova@hexbear.net 56 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

jesse-wtf US and China have alien tech and China is on the verge of starting ww3 by invading the East Coast (????? but also xi-plz ) and also btw he did and covered up a whole bunch of war crimes? And then made the world's worst VBIED while being gangstalked by 3 letter agencies?? lol wtf is going on

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)

US and China have alien tech and China is on the verge of starting ww3 by invading the East Coast

China pretty much lost the element of surprise on this one.

[–] Azarova@hexbear.net 35 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You don't understand, flying drones at low altitude with all their lights on is a devious 4D chess ploy by the Chinese to drive the American population insane prior to their imminent full-scale surprise invasion!

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago

Ironically something similar to this is in a CIA doc somewhere. I want to say Project Blue Beam but it's been ages and I get my wires crossed- basically a plan to use clouds as a holographic projection medium targeted at the psychic vulns of various populations- aliens for some, angels for others etc. I don't remember many of the details because like most CIA bullshit it's just silly.

Exploding cigar, anyone?

fidel-wut

[–] KurtVonnegut@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

China is on the verge of starting ww3 by invading the East Coast

It might sound crazy, but hey, it worked in 1812.

[–] Tomboymoder@hexbear.net 52 points 1 month ago (1 children)

wait so was the cybertruck exploding outside Trump's an actual attack?
I thought it just broke.

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 50 points 1 month ago

I wouldn't do an adventurism, but if I did my manifesto wouldn't be this puddle of dog water.

[–] Horse@lemmygrad.ml 46 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My first car was a 2006 Black Ford Mustang V6

actual walking stereotype
lemme guess, he got it on a ridiculously shit finance deal and also married a woman a week after meeting her lmao

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago

He did get divorced twice

[–] Torenico@hexbear.net 45 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I have a massive VBIED

The VBIED: cybertruck with fireworks and some fuel cans

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 43 points 1 month ago (6 children)

me: mom i want the basque space programme

mom: we have the basque space programme at home

the basque space programme at home:

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[–] Parsani@hexbear.net 39 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] miz@hexbear.net 37 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I lost interest halfway through. WHO FUCKING CARES

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 44 points 1 month ago

yeah but he saw a balloon and it was really scary

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[–] DefinitelyNotAPhone@hexbear.net 37 points 1 month ago

I enjoy that apparently drones are checkmate because you can put a bunch of explosives above the White House, but somehow the fleet of nuclear ICBMs that China has publicly had for decades isn't worth mentioning.

[–] MaxOS@hexbear.net 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 35 points 1 month ago (1 children)

blah blah NJ drones are CHYNA - I SLEEP

[admits to doing war crimes in afghanistan] REAL SHIT

[–] Crucible@hexbear.net 28 points 1 month ago

I can accept being personally involved in war crimes but I draw the line at random shit Joe Biden made up about China! can-excuse-1

[–] Cimbazarov@hexbear.net 30 points 1 month ago (2 children)

So he pulled this stunt to stop a world war between US and China? Doesn't add up to me given that he's also supposedly a pro-Trump guy.

Could this be a false flag for trying to manufacture consent for a war with China? Feels like something someone would be forced to do and not genuine. But also I'm not in the same headspace as a chud Green Beret guy, so idk maybe this seemed logical to him. Shoutouts to exposing war crimes though.

[–] Wheaties@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

At a guess; Elon has to play ball with authorities in China, or he looses a huge market for his cars. So, as far as chuds are concerned, this means Musk might as well be a communist and Trump needs to be made aware of this.

Stir in a few spicy rumors and whack theories, let steep in a guy who feels a bit guilty for being part of a war crime, and wamo, yer looking up cyber trucks on rental apps.

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[–] BoxedFenders@hexbear.net 30 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I thought for sure there would be a connection to New Orleans but it's looking like they were two separate lone attackers. But still...two divorced military dads renting an electric pickup truck on Turo for a New Year's attack is just too coincidental to ignore.

[–] FumpyAer@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Is it enough that Turo enshittified car rental by making it Peer to Peer with close to zero human to human contact? Also, I don't know how many traditional car rental agencies are carrying cyber trucks in their fleet, but given the way CT value precipitously drops with use, it can't be many.

Car rental agencies work by getting a great deal on a fleet of brand new cars (from the best manufacturer bid), using them as rentals for about a year, then selling the cars for as much or more than they paid for them using the dealerships the franchisee also owns, or in the case of Enterprise, their own branded, vertically integrated sales lot.

With a Cyber Truck, nobody is buying slightly used ones even at 30% markdown, and Tesla is not going to have fleet pricing until they massively increase their production past the demand for new ones, which at this rate will take a decade.

TL;DR - The only people renting out cyber trucks are individual owners trying to offset the cost of their extremely poor investments. On apps like Turo.

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[–] VernetheJules@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago

is-this an average voter?

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Lol, lmao. Ignoring all the drone stuff (GRAVITIC PROPULSION), why would the DEA be in a position to help cover up US warcrimes in Afghanistan?

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Because a lot of the most violent sociopathic war criminals from that war also ran drugs? Just a wild guess. But nothing in what I said is false.

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago (7 children)

DEA can also requisition special forces for things like raids into Mexico or assassinations in Columbia. Usually the DEA has its own personnel, sometimes they'll work with groups like Mexican federales, but if they think they're up against experienced/well-equipped cartel members, they'll call in special forces.

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[–] kristina@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

lol proton got some free advertising it seems

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

who is this podcast guy that this was all sent to? never even heard of him before

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's like if Joe Rogan and Coast to Coast AM had a failson. He launders MAGA shit through deep state/UFO conspiracies. I've seen him on the fringes of the UAP subreddits but that's it.

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