The pope told JD that no one in the tRump regime, or any other self-proclaimed christian in the USA was anything near being a christian. Per Matthew 25:40-45
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Vance is too stupid to kill him, he'd fuck it up for sure. Did you see him drop Ohio State's trophy the other day? The guy is a total fuck up. He'd end up putting the Iocaine Powder in his own tea.
Nah, it was someone in his entourage that did it.
JD got over excited by how the pontiff choose to couch his words.
Well the Pope ghosted JD, so JD obviously ghosted the Pope.
Fancy papal couches that were unfuckable.
Sure didn't see this one coming, ironically. Before the pope had passed away I commented this on another post.
Bet the poor Pope couldn't even attend because in addition to his health issues he must have felt the evil pressure oozing from Vance.
Welp, poor Francis. He was a good one, and difficult to replace especially in these uncertain times.
The silver lining is that he really made his last big act in life to admonish Vance, and by extension the Trump admin, about their wrongdoing. He has my gratitude for that.
I don't think anyone thinks it, its just a joke
The pope's death was God's plan. God is the murderer. (Again)
Butthurt, his hallmark.
JD Vance just existed
The pope died of cringe from experiencing Vance's presence.
Because Biden is catholic
Truth is, he wasn't trying to. Vance wanted to show off his zombie Jesus costume, but it turned out to be a killer costume!
(I just wanted to throw something in that isn't the same jokes everyone else is making)
Being anywhere in Trump's orbit speeds up your trajectory towards death like Matt Damon in Saving Private Ryan. Donald Trump is, essentially, a biological version of "The Machine" from The Princess Bride pushed to 50.
Since the pope was only secondarily contaminated, the process was slower, but he was already so close to death as it is.
JD didn't do it on purpose. The most reasonable answer is the Pope accidentally walked on JD in a tender moment with a loveseat. The Pontiff laughed himself to death.
JD Vance had FOXDIE
I don't think it was on purpose the Pope was just too frail to be in the same room as that much cringe. Frankly it was irresponsible of them to allow Vance anywhere near him.
I usually don't subscribe to victim blaming, but this one is ok.
Clearly he visited India today to discuss a Hindu Nationalist takeover of America
He thought it was the seat of Catholic power and was driven to a frenzy.
Vance took off his human mask and showed the pope what a demon looks like.
Same as Liz Truss killing the queen. Sometimes, when you're old and in poor health, you just experience something that makes you think "fuck it, I don't need to put up with this shit anymore."
Lol .... this is it
When you're at the end of your life and hanging on the edge looking for a glimmer of hope .... then you get visited by an absolute tool that is only motivated by greed and power and represents a general apathy for any kind of humanity ...
you just think to yourself, "yeah, nah, this isn't worth it any more"
Especially if you genuinely believe in an afterlife. At some point, you think, "Why am I tolerating this tool? I got MUCH better places to be."
As a vampire, he has to drink the blood of a pontif to remain a daywalker.
He should now sparkle in the sun for another...6-8 weeks before needing to feed again.
Sparkling vice president was not on my political bingo card for this administration.
Just want to point out this is what furniture in the Vatican looked like before Pope Francis
And then after Pope Francis
Both chairs are still in the Vatican. It's like when people talked about Bezos driving his old car.
If anyone really cares, that's because Pope Francis was from the Jesuit Order. The first pope to be one. They swear poverty among other things, so the golden chair wouldn't look appropriate.
Also South American Catholics are a bit more hardcore about the poverty and activism stuff. I don’t think Francis was necessarily full on “liberation theology,” but I can’t imagine probably knowing priests who got “free helicopter rides” for standing up for poor and indigenous people probably does impact how you think.
Don't worry though they kept it in good shape in storage.
Finally gets to visit the pope; does't get to fuck the fancy chairs. 😔
Yeah, as far as popes go he was pretty chill
I wonder what the next Pope's chair will look like
Still needed a way to finance a billion dollar corporation with tens of thousands of prime real estate all over the world managed by a legion of professional clergy all managed by a central office that is it's own country at the center of one of the most expensive cities in the world ..... all while spreading the message of piety, peace and being humble.
As much as everyone likes to glorify catholic leaders, they're still a mafia force that is based on money and wealth and Christian faith last
For sure, but as long as the mafia exists (which looks like it's going to be for a good long while still) I want it to have the leader who will do the most good possible, even if it's still a net negative. There are those out there who would use the resources to do a lot of harm.
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So a conclave power struggle is set off behind the scenes to try to install Cardinal Burke so that they have one less institution to get in the way
he threatened to release the video of him and cardinal wuerl spit roasting a luxury couch.
The Pope showed him his latest meme
The pope asked the Trump administration to be kind to immigrants and the poor. Can't have talk like that from the church.
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JD Vance had FOXDIE
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